How To Calm A Baby - Black Metal Is The Solution


How To Calm A Baby - Black Metal Is The Solution

Posted by: AndMetalForAll
Date: 18.11.2011

 
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20.11.2011 - 21:42
Growing

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More like:how to make a baby feel depressed.
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20.11.2011 - 21:58
vezzy
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That kid has a great father.
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20.11.2011 - 22:45
Troy Killjoy
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Written by vezzy on 20.11.2011 at 21:58
That kid has a great father.

No, a great father would have played something from Dark Medieval Times.
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20.11.2011 - 23:04
vezzy
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 20.11.2011 at 22:45

No, a great father would have played something from Dark Medieval Times.


Touché.

Then again, a great father would probably skip Satyricon entirely and play Taake.
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20.11.2011 - 23:18
Troy Killjoy
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Written by vezzy on 20.11.2011 at 23:04
Then again, a great father would probably skip Satyricon entirely and play Taake.

And Touché to you too.
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20.11.2011 - 23:44
Mr. Doctor
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 20.11.2011 at 22:45

Written by vezzy on 20.11.2011 at 21:58
That kid has a great father.

No, a great father would have played something from Dark Medieval Times.


Meh, I like their latest stuff.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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21.11.2011 - 01:29
Slayer666

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Even that baby is like: "Damn, Satyricon sucks huge donkey dick after Vulcano"...
You can tell by the face that's what it's thinking.
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21.11.2011 - 01:55
Roro

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I wanna same daddy
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21.11.2011 - 22:14
The Shape 1973

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Babies like the sound of the vacuum cleaner as it mimics the sounds of the womb. So what does that say about black metal?
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21.11.2011 - 22:16
Troy Killjoy
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It says that Satyricon is a vacuum.
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22.11.2011 - 04:32
Timmeh
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Which says that Satyricon suck?
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22.11.2011 - 04:43
Troy Killjoy
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Precisely.
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22.11.2011 - 05:07
Ag Fox
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Reminds me of my dog:

He fell asleep with me playing Aenaon - Cendres et Sang
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22.11.2011 - 20:31
Fredd
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Written by Ag Fox on 22.11.2011 at 05:07

Reminds me of my dog:

He fell asleep with me playing Aenaon - Cendres et Sang

I fell asleep listening to that and esoteric's latest.. hmmm
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23.11.2011 - 05:25
Lit.
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I'm reminded of the movie Shoot 'Em Up, when Clive Owen discovers the baby stops crying when listening to Metal (Specifically Strapping Young Lad)
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23.11.2011 - 15:08
Cynic Metalhead
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Well, at 0.46 and from 1.26 to 1.28 he is really pissed off!!

Especially at 0.46!!
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27.11.2011 - 17:28
Susan
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Ha! Love this video. It's kind of my ideal family life
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01.01.2012 - 21:57
Boxcar Willy
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Written by Ag Fox on 22.11.2011 at 05:07

Reminds me of my dog:

He fell asleep with me playing Aenaon - Cendres et Sang

buaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
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02.01.2012 - 18:37
theFIST

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Written by The Shape 1973 on 21.11.2011 at 22:14

Babies like the sound of the vacuum cleaner as it mimics the sounds of the womb

so people should play Portal to them?
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Written by Warman on 07.11.2007 at 22:39
Haha, that's like saying "compose your own Metal album and upload it here, instead of writing a review of an album". :lol:
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03.01.2012 - 14:35
vezzy
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Written by theFIST on 02.01.2012 at 18:37

so people should play Portal to them?


If a record label CEO somewhere reads this, you could get lots of $$$.
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03.01.2012 - 15:21
theFIST

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Written by vezzy on 03.01.2012 at 14:35

Written by theFIST on 02.01.2012 at 18:37

so people should play Portal to them?


If a record label CEO somewhere reads this, you could get lots of $$$.


no, the band members of Portal could
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Written by Warman on 07.11.2007 at 22:39
Haha, that's like saying "compose your own Metal album and upload it here, instead of writing a review of an album". :lol:
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11.01.2012 - 16:50
VaronoZz
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I wish i had such an education
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