Barathrum - Anno Aspera: 2003 Years After Bastard's Birth review



Reviewer:
7.7

11 users:
7.00
Band: Barathrum
Album: Anno Aspera: 2003 Years After Bastard's Birth
Release date: January 2005


01. Intro: Antikristus Neutronstar
02. Corpse Desecration
03. Into Maze Of Nightmares
04. Angelraper
05. G.I.D.
06. Sealed By Blood
07. Mother Of Christ
08. Crucifix Masturbation
09. Nailday
10. Anno Aspera


Papa Undercraft's home-made recipes

Hello boys and girls! Welcome to Papa Undercraft good 'ol cooking lessons, I will teach you the secrets of high cuisine so you can enjoy a well balanced Metal dinner! So sit down, grab a pen and paper and pay attention at today's recipe.

Black Metal dinner á la Finland

We'll start with the basics, the ingredients!

3 cups true Nordic Black Metal
1 teaspoon Thrash Metal riffs
Some Heavy Metal (just a little)
1 tablespoon demonic shrieks
10 Oz. eerie cold riffs
2 slices Doom Metal
½ cup corpsepaint
crumbs spikes

Ok, once you got the ingredients, let's start cooking!
First, preheat your oven to 325 degrees F (165 degrees C), put the 3 cups of Nordic Black into a large bowl and mix until it turns dark and somber, then add the teaspoon of Thrash Metal riffs, and sprinkle some Heavy Metal.

The mix should be consistent by now, don't taste now since the flavor is not fully developed, you might feel an acid aftertaste if you try it now.
Bake in the preheated oven 30 minutes, or until the topping is lightly black.

Now stab repeatedly the hot mix now, do it with hate and misanthropy if you like, remember my kids, You can put your feelings into your meals!
Now that the whole mix is a mess, add the tablespoon of demonic shrieks and the 10 Oz of eerie cold riffs.

You can add some garnish to give it an extra flavor, this meal is usually served with 2 slices of Doom Metal, previously mixed with the corpsepaint and rolled over the crumbs of spikes. Serve cold.

Now my kids, enjoy your dinner, hope it turns your heart black, because it worked with me. And remember, you are what you eat! Until next time!

Written by Undercraft | 26.04.2005


 


Comments

Comments: 5   Visited by: 46 users
15.02.2007 - 11:46
Paganblood
The Aryaputra
Is this a review?
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that which shines without names and forms...
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18.02.2007 - 19:33
dancingdecember
i think its good and original
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i'm super, thanks for asking
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08.04.2007 - 20:44
Danny Thomas
the sad part is i actually think i have an idea of what this sounds like, even though ive never heard the album. creative review, were you on anything undercraft? p.s. im kind of hungry now
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Our children are dead. Burnt in the ruins that were left by war.
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25.07.2007 - 22:11
Lucas
Mr. Noise
lol.. i'm looking forward to bake this shit next week with my mommy and little sis.
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SLUDGE. DOOM. DEATH. Wait, what?

"The reason I'm running for president is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen." - Barack Obama
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09.01.2014 - 23:27
mz
Hah I can now see where Lucas got his idea for that Bloody Panda review
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Giving my ears a rest from music.
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