Amoebic Dysentery - Floaters And Sinkers review

Band: Amoebic Dysentery
Album: Floaters And Sinkers
Release date: 2001

01. Intro - Porno Holocaust
02. Anal Bead Bonanza
03. Diarrhea Of A Coprophagic
04. Intestinal Sushi
05. Mall Metal Massacre
06. W.W.P.S (World Wide Penguin Sitcom)
07. The Suspect Is Ass-Umed To Be Armed, Fisted, And Analingused
08. Little Birdie Butt Fucked
09. Pleasant Fecal Aroma
10. Intro - Vomit Sex In G Minor
11. Macaroni And Manchowder
12. See What Puberty Does To These Teens
13. Transgender Bestiality Bash
14. Hot Log Consumption
15. If Your Friend Jack Got Stuck On A Horse, Would You Help Jack Off The Horse
16. Viral Defecation
17. Wanking Off To Grandpas Mags
18. Drowning In Steve Urkels Homemade Lemonade
19. Sipping On A Hot Cup Of Steve Urkels Shit
20. Feasting On Steve Urkels Disgorged Intestinal Fluid
21. Steve Urkels Adventures In Bestiality The Violation Of Lassie
22. Defecated Delicacy [Urkel remix version]

I can't understand why some people are into shit (literally), but anyway I'm just doing what I always do here, and so this time I have to warn you all about this CD which is one of the most idiotic releases ever to exist in metal history, not only due to the ridiculousness of the themes and lyrical content (I can think of at least 2 non sucky bands with similar lyrics) also because the musicianship shown here is fucking awful and worse.

I think the guy doing this did the songwriting while taking a crap with toilet paper in one leg, a pen in the right hand and a sandwich in his left hand, so you do the math. The riffing is muddy as hell, the (programmed) drumming is not even fast or good it's actually arrhythmic and dull, and the vocal work…well the vocals are half decent as well as some intros (the first track for example), but everything else is just as crappy as the cover art and the lyrics, in fact I did not find anything good to rescue or to highlight in this album.

Too bad this band (guy) made it to one Maryland Death Fest; I can imagine thousands of people getting bored and laughing while a retarded person is trying to play Goregrind and giving free "shit" posters you know? I'll keep this review short, I don't want to waste my time with this CD, and so I'll sum things up for you:

Things I learned While Hearing Floaters And Sinkers:

01. Poo can either float or sink, great info don't you think?
02. The fecal aroma can be pleasant for some people (track 9)
03. A toilet + synthetic shit = an "artistic" cover. Life is so easy right?
04. Jokes about jacking off horses are so not funny (track 15)
05. Poo is Pee with 2 O's, no kidding.
06. Intestinal fluids, fecal matter and masturbation get along quite nicely.
07. Lassie was raped by this guy (track 21)
08. Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo

Best Tracks: are you joking?

Written by Herzebeth | 29.12.2005



Comments: 3   Visited by: 19 users
10.04.2007 - 04:54
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yea well put, i really dont like this band at all , ill just stick with Blood Duster instead
25.02.2009 - 23:19
Hahaha very funny review... I love when herzebeth hates an album and makes a funny review like this xD
26.04.2009 - 20:08
Yeap just as good as the video!

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