|Totally Fucking Gay - With Friends Like These Who Needs Enemas?
01. Elton John Is Hot
02. I Wanna Blow Justin Timberlake
03. A Celebration Of Our Manliness
04. Jail Aint So Bad
05. Girls Are Icky
06. Men In Uniform
07. Hetero Bashing
08. An Orgy With The Village People
Ok did you read the band name already? Well, read it again please…Great! now you know how this album sounds. I could stop the review right here but apparently I have to be more professional and deep and blah, so here we go.
Totally Fucking Gay is a Grindcore band which uses synthesizers and a lot of keyboards in their music, kind of like S.M.E.S but not as cool. We have a band playing Electro-grind with a fruity concept, just check their lyrics, "Elton John Is Hot"? What the flying fuck these guys where thinking while writing their concept down? Beats me, but here I am writing some words because I received their album to review a month ago; I had my doubts about doing this as they didn't give me much material from where to dig good things, and my mommy always told me "If you can't say good things about someone, just shut the fuck up for the love of god", then I showed this to my girlfriend and she said "wow, do you like it this way or more pathetic", I really hope she didn't think I was showing her a gay DVD or something.
Some tracks are kind of catchy but the whole thing cracks when the dual vocals appear, one of them is the average grindcore screaming, but the second kind is apparently a gay man begging for a blowjob and it's really freaking annoying. The music is boring as watching grass grow; I actually think is way more entertaining to see that kind of things than to hear this album. The comedy concept doesn't work as they, instead of being funny, become a bunch of homophobic homosexuals you see? I know… oxymoron all over the place.
I don't want to write more about this shit; so I give you my classic closure for albums like this one. Things I learned while hearing With Friends Like These, Who Needs Enemas? :
a) Totally Fucking Gay is totally fucking gay indeed.
b) No matter what this band thinks, Elton John is not hot.
c) Elton John may perhaps be hot to some people though.
d) Someone out there actually wants to blow Justin Timberlake and thinks his balls taste great; the same someone also wants to smack Justin's ass with a plastic spatula…Oh My God.
e) Homosexuals masturbate with enemas on a regular basis.
f) Anal Blast and Anal Cunt aren't as bad as I thought..
g) Beach + muscled man = the gayest cover in metal history.
h) Manowar cried because this band didn't mention them in their lyrics.
i) Tight and red underwear will make your package look bigger.
j) Hey, what do you know? There is a gayer band than H.I.M after all.
Stay away from this release.