Band:	Sikfuk
Album:	Teabagged At Birth
Style:	Grindcore
Release date:	2007

01. Tits Covered In Dickhole Sores
02. Dead Hooker Double Penetration
03. Fucked With A Dildo Bong
04. The Fowl Mishappenings Of Dr. Nutcheese
05. Clear Ass Boozen And Butthole Bruisen
06. Teabagged At Birth
07. Snowballed By Grandma

I've been a reviewer for almost 4 years now, receiving albums for promotional purposes is quite a bitch sometimes, there are bands that seriously fucking suck in the same way of sticking your finger in a really dirty and hairy anus; but great things happen to great people, there are times when an album absolutely kills all the suckiness of the week and gives me one hell of a weekend listen, damn it "Teabagged At Birth" is a monument of awesomeness.

If there's one particular highlight in this piece it must be the vocals, you haven't heard this kind of sickening sounds in any other Goregrind band ever, and don't even start mention some names because you'd be wrong, this Nikfuk guy seriously takes the gurgling vokills to another level, he is not actually growling, he is not inhaling or anything like that, he's just deep fucking his throat and delivering all kind of soar sounds, you'll get from the classic low growls to amazingly bizarre "tongue in Palate" twists, this is just brilliant to be perfectly honest?not to mention really original, sick and mind-fucking.

The music is super-catchy, it took me only two listens to memorize the first track entirely (yes bitch I have better things to do in life, I just like memorizing riffs) it's maybe not ultra-necrophagistly complex, but the band throws a lot of fresh structures in the mix for sure and to be precise, the songwriting could be fairly compared with bands like Cephalic Carnage and Disgorge, so it's quite interesting and far more entertaining than most Goregrind bands puking some liquid shit riffs to our beloved scene.

I don't completely like the cover artwork, the overall scheme of the album is quite humorous and ironic, the cover looks like it could have suited the concept better if there weren't so many rotting corpses on it?maybe more sex and a sexy girl (instead of that pus filled girl with an amorphous vagina) would have been better and stronger. Production-wise the album is loud and clear, nothing to either jump or laugh about, it's quite good but that's it; I just hate the fact that I have to regulate the volume each time I toss this CD in my player.

All in all this is one of the most amazing albums I've heard lately, it won't fit in every mind of course, it's Goregrind after all, it's not as digestible as certain Power Metal bands or what not. But the point is, people who like their metal to be funny, aggressive, catchy, aggressive, really fucking funny and... did I say aggressive and funny already? should be buying two copies of this disc right now. I wish I had four hands to give this album four thumbs up!

BRILLIANT!!!