even official snow mobile roads are 99% safe, but we ride over all and be in ice its always at your own risk, and mid april is my border when I go on the ice
We have one ice road for cars, in Luleå you can drive car to small islands . To get to the town I need cross 6 lakes, by snow mobile and almost all roads cross some water way. I gass as crazy when I cross rivers or big big lakes
01. Platypus Bestiality 02. Sea Corpse 03. Shit Vomit Enema Orgy 04. Shit In The Pussy 05. Feed Feces To The Foetus 06. Colostomy Hemorrhoids 07. Kill, Fuck 08. Crib Death 09. Castrate With A Rusty Skate 10. Sloppy Fifths In A Pus Filled Twat 11. Feed The Starving With The Rich Man's Vomit 12. Defecate Suffocate Mutilate Masturbate 13. Hospital Fuck-Fest 14. Chromosomes In The Toilet 15. Shit On My Pubes 16. Mutant
Thrash metal
Anstalt Records
Mexico
Length: 41:19
When the metal gods created the Judas Priests and Black Sabbaths of the world, they probably wouldn't have imagined something so mutated and wrong as Bakteria could have been possible. Unfortunately it was.
Defecate! Suffocate! Mutilate! Masturbate! is pure filth, both in lyrical content and in the musical sense. This bass-heavy, manure pile of an album is a dirty, struggling thrash album trying to thrash, but being bogged down as it suffocates sinking in a pile of thick sludge. The lyrics are juvenile and fowl; the music is thick, chaotic and clumsy. The album has some pace, but even the production hasn't escaped the oozing sludge as you feel yourself starting to sink into oblivion and lose the will to live as the guitar and bass merge into one and your ears are defecated on by the constant cymbals and clumpy drums.
The album is as monotonous and stale as the slop it is wallowing in. If excrement could be put into music form, it probably would sound exactly like this. Defecate! Suffocate! Mutilate! Masturbate! provides no enjoyable stimulation apart from four 20-ish-second long songs that act almost as a brief wipe around the face to allow a breather from the persistent, engulfing sludge.
Defecate! Suffocate! Mutilate! Masturbate! is suffocating to sit through, it is demoralising and soul-sapping. Music is supposed to be enjoyable to listen to, and Bakteria have completely forgotten this in their childish attempts to release the filthiest album possible. The whole theme of the album is crap. The music is crap. Bakteria are quite literally crap, but they'd probably take that as a compliment.
Wow, the titles alone are enough to make me not want to check this out. Add those to the review, and now I'm guarenteed to never let this shit touch my oh so precious ear drums lol.
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"I am not superstitious, but I'm a little 'stitious." - Michael Scott
I have never heard any of these bands that have song titles like that. I saw it is labeled as thrash metal, but isn't there a whole genre like "gore grindcore" where this would qualify?
In anyways, not interested in listening to this, I was just curious as what could get such a low score.
I have never heard any of these bands that have song titles like that. I saw it is labeled as thrash metal, but isn't there a whole genre like "gore grindcore" where this would qualify?
In anyways, not interested in listening to this, I was just curious as what could get such a low score.
well goregrind have similar lyrics but in most cases they are more complex or/and have a humorus content, but goregrind is a genre defined by its musik AND lyrics, this is just trashmetal with extremely childish lyrics(im a big goregrind fan myself)
I have never heard any of these bands that have song titles like that. I saw it is labeled as thrash metal, but isn't there a whole genre like "gore grindcore" where this would qualify?
In anyways, not interested in listening to this, I was just curious as what could get such a low score.
well goregrind have similar lyrics but in most cases they are more complex or/and have a humorus content, but goregrind is a genre defined by its musik AND lyrics, this is just trashmetal with extremely childish lyrics(im a big goregrind fan myself)
Normally I get easily annoyed by people writing "trash metal" instead of "thrash metal", but I guess in this specific case I won't tell you off.
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- The Mystery of Life, Vol. 841 Ch. 26
I have never heard any of these bands that have song titles like that. I saw it is labeled as thrash metal, but isn't there a whole genre like "gore grindcore" where this would qualify?
In anyways, not interested in listening to this, I was just curious as what could get such a low score.
well goregrind have similar lyrics but in most cases they are more complex or/and have a humorus content, but goregrind is a genre defined by its musik AND lyrics, this is just trashmetal with extremely childish lyrics(im a big goregrind fan myself)
There is a genre for this already, its called crap-core or "You have to be 10 years old to find the titles funny" core.
Sounds like an old-guy rant here
Busted! I must learn to be more tolerant of the music of young folk.
No fucking way, you don't have to be tolerant with this kind of stuff. I don't want to be involved with this kind of "metal" at all because I'm young.
I heard the myspace and I felt insulted, if I thought that bands like Entombed had horrible lyrics in their latest albums.. this is just way too much, what a group of idiots.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49 Rod, let me love you.
I think that a new scene begins to emerge... More albums with that kind of stuff are coming out. When "extreme", as a definition has reached the limits(sound, lyrics, performance, acting)- bands try to become extreme using these "themes".. enough said.
Those have to be the most pathetic song titles i have ever laid eyes upon, wont check this out
Word. I like the band name tho, but by the album title, songs titles and review.... Na-ah.
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