White Winter Sun Laboratory's Rat
Posts: 2198 From: France |
Haha, this review can be called something really Special and entertaining. Nice job
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Got Mayhem?
Posts: 767 From: USA |
Ah, that picture of Tankard has just reminded me that I REALLY want one of those Peavey's. Off I go to remember the name of the damn model now...
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Ask
Posts: 61 From: USA |
21.03.2010 - 04:51Rating: 6
AskPosts: 61 From: USA
Ha, good read. The album was pretty disappointing and I literally struggled through multiple listens.
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Ag Fox Angel No More
Posts: 4774 From: Hong Kong |
21.03.2010 - 04:54Rating: 7
Ag FoxAngel No MorePosts: 4774 From: Hong Kong
You are so entertaining, Thryce
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BitterCOld The Ancient One
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K✞ulu Seeker of Truth
Posts: 2570 From: Czech Republic |
K✞uluSeeker of TruthPosts: 2570 From: Czech Republic
Oh crap! this is nice, especially the guest review paragraph. Thumbs up!
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Savor what you feel and what you see
Things that may not seem important now
But may be tomorrow
R.I.P. Chuck Schuldiner
Satan was a Backstreet Boy
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Metal Maiden Megadead
Posts: 352 From: Bulgaria |
LOL...MS should have a new category in the next awards, for best review...And here we have the first winner, hahaha... But honestly, you have to admit Alexi mothafuckin' Laiho is kinda right... My thoughts exactly on the 300 OST too...AND, I feel obliged to mention that half of the album consist of Bulgarian folklore music...which was ALSO used in 300...see the pattern in here?? :
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BloodTears ANA-thema
Posts: 11835 From: Portugal |
21.03.2010 - 09:50Rating: 7
Actually this made a lot of sense to me because I actually read the reviews people put online and saw almost all those reactions.
And in the end I still feel disappointed and feel the album is seriously lacking potential, or anything. One of the weakest RT albums for me. It's sad one of my favourite bands decided to release an album like this, but more will come in the future. Now let me listen to their other albums please.
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DahliaRock
Posts: 151 From: Turkey |
Album review of the decade =)
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Don Martin le fu-
Posts: 424 From: Belgium |
If I could write reviews like this one, I'd make my own metal magazine (hint, hint, Thryce)
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What a tackastrophe!
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X-Ray Rod Skandino
Posts: 18268 From: Sweden |
Omg, this review was brilliant.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Like you could kiss my ass Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49 Rod, let me love you.
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Dream Taster The Enemy Within
Posts: 1335 From: Canada |
Unconventional brilliant reviewing style. Good job man, I really enjoyed this review.
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VaronoZz Vampbaron
Posts: 707 From: Cyprus |
21.03.2010 - 21:54Rating: 8
I Hope all the bands could have the journey and strength of Rotting Christ.
How many bands with a so big discography of 12 albums, they have just 1-2 weak moments, in this case, albums? Extremely few, so i will still hail for the name of creators of the Non Serviam Cult!
31/7/10!! HAIL IN CYPRUS!
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give praise for the blood it bled,
grant a rose for the dead...
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silenius
Posts: 527 From: Sweden |
Very good review(laughed my as off) very bland album
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Koen Smits
Posts: 1331 From: Belgium |
Liked the review a lot. As for the album: I don't understand why so many people are so negative about it.
Ok, my first reaction was that it was not so good, then it grew on me and now I like most part of the album.
I don't say that you may not or can't dislike it, but I think the hype before the release killed its chances.
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RIP: Frank Vandenbroucke (6 nov 1974 - 12 oct 2009)
Written by Bad English on 05.04.2014 at 15:05
but spoil thius film is like spoil porn and say porn ends whit cum shot ...
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MétalNoir Fils du Lys
Posts: 847 From: Canada |
23.03.2010 - 02:25Rating: 7
Funny review, but it says absolutely nothing useful for an eventual listener... But you do know that, since you seem to think you know everything about everyone. Anyway, boring and repetitive album with annoying female chants (and I usually love that kind of chants). The rare good parts are the ones that sound VERY similar to Theogonia. That's my dull guest review.
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Notre destinée n'est pas encore tracée....
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X-Ray Rod Skandino
Posts: 18268 From: Sweden |
Written by MétalNoir on 23.03.2010 at 02:25
Funny review, but it says absolutely nothing useful for an eventual listener...
I would say that this review explains more than enough. I guess that almost everyone who post here know how Rotting Christ sound like... This review explains that this album is so meh that everyone could make a review of this stuff because it's full of clichés and every bad thing is easy to point out.
...Another reason might be that this album doesn't need a "normal" review because almost everyone I've seen in this website agree that this album doesn't deserve one.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Like you could kiss my ass Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49 Rod, let me love you.
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Deadmeat Necrobutcher
Posts: 2437 From: Greece |
24.03.2010 - 08:53Rating: 8
DeadmeatNecrobutcherPosts: 2437 From: Greece
Written by X-Ray Rod on 23.03.2010 at 17:37
Written by MétalNoir on 23.03.2010 at 02:25
Funny review, but it says absolutely nothing useful for an eventual listener...
this album doesn't deserve one.
i dont think that this album is what is st anger for metallica, risk for megadeth etc. it may not be as magnificent as theogonia is but you can find some good moments on it.
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Υou've sold your human essence to the cold world of dead and empty things... You're SOLD!
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Trinity Blood
Posts: 19 From: Turkey
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I liked this album as much as i liked theogonia...lyrics are good...also great review
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X-Ray Rod Skandino
Posts: 18268 From: Sweden |
Written by Deadmeat on 24.03.2010 at 08:53
i dont think that this album is what is st anger for metallica, risk for megadeth etc. it may not be as magnificent as theogonia is but you can find some good moments on it.
Yeah, it's not THAT bad indeed, butit's average and it needed a review fulll of average comments
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Like you could kiss my ass Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49 Rod, let me love you.
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Abattoir
Posts: 3623 From: Slovenia |
Excellent and very amusing review
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Slayer666
Posts: 2466 From: Serbia |
24.03.2010 - 19:29Rating: 6
I sort of agree with Metalomorphis, the whole review is based on saying it's average/bad, very little of it describes the actual music. Still pretty funny, though.
About the album.... well, Rotting Christ had to slip sooner or later... It's immposible to constantly make albums like Theogonia.The thing is, the album isn't bad, but when you compare it to the previous release it sounds like crap. If it were a debut of some other band, I belive it would have been recieved better.
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Richard
Posts: 4862 From: UK |
An offbeat but enjoyable review..! What I've heard from the album so far seems promising to me though. When I went into the local shop it was priced at 20 quid, which is ridiculously expensive (presumably it was some kind of special edition).
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Nekrocvlt
Posts: 3 From: USA |
One of the best reviews I've ever read! This made my night. I personally can't stop listening to it myself
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Stop the violence or I'll kill you.
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Lakonas
Posts: 1 From: Greece
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This must be the worst review i 've read for quite some time now.
If you think that having Diamanda Galas in a metal album is easy thing to do, obviously you have no idea.
The cover is amazing. To see her posting the news to her site is a triumph for a black metal band.
Secondly, since you have no idea for what this song is talking about, at least show some respect.
Rotting Christ are pioneers, not followers. Always have been.
AEALO is masterpiece and i am not the only one who thinks this.
RC can do whatever they want. They haven't got to prove anything to anyone. When they played black metal, the scene didn't even exist.
They are completely unpredictable and that's why we love them.
Oh..and nerds are the ones who think that they can insult other people with their 'humor'.
In the end of the day they are the ones that get humiliated.
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BudDa
Posts: 887 From: Uganda |
04.06.2010 - 08:02Rating: 8
BudDaPosts: 887 From: Uganda
Haha. This one is for keeps. Where do u come up with this stuff??!! Classic!
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Freeze! Step away from the hubris.
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vezzy Stallmanite
Posts: 3493 From: Bulgaria |
vezzyStallmanitePosts: 3493 From: Bulgaria
A sense of humor in a review. Nice job.
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Relinquish proprietary software for a greater GNU/America.
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Elyar S. Gud är Död
Posts: 323 From: Turkey |
01.09.2010 - 15:31Rating: 10
Elyar S.Gud är DödPosts: 323 From: Turkey
Written by Lakonas on 08.04.2010 at 09:29
This must be the worst review i 've read for quite some time now.
If you think that having Diamanda Galas in a metal album is easy thing to do, obviously you have no idea.
The cover is amazing. To see her posting the news to her site is a triumph for a black metal band.
Secondly, since you have no idea for what this song is talking about, at least show some respect.
Rotting Christ are pioneers, not followers. Always have been.
AEALO is masterpiece and i am not the only one who thinks this.
RC can do whatever they want. They haven't got to prove anything to anyone. When they played black metal, the scene didn't even exist.
They are completely unpredictable and that's why we love them.
Oh..and nerds are the ones who think that they can insult other people with their 'humor'.
In the end of the day they are the ones that get humiliated.
Im agree, I really enjoyed this album I loved this album cant find a bad song on it and Im agree that its a Masterpiece and I think it will be a classic album. I have to add that I have no idea about ex works because I havent listened to them.
"Review of the people having the same IQ as a jar of raisins*: Wooooooooooooooow!
* this also applies to the hardcore fanboys who already labeled the album as a masterpiece before the whole thing was recorded."
so it seems that the reviewer has more IQ than me because as I said it was almost first album of Rotting Christ which I listened to! and its a masterpiece yes.
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Thryce Retired Staff
Posts: 4346 From: Belgium |
ThryceRetired StaffPosts: 4346 From: Belgium
Written by Elyar S. on 01.09.2010 at 15:31
so it seems that the reviewer has more IQ than me
Im agree. But I think we kinda knew that already.
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Your favorite band sucks.
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mojo
Posts: 93 From: UK |
mojoPosts: 93 From: UK
Not my favourite album of theirs (and they are one of my favourite bands and have been since I first heard "Leprosy of Death" all those long years ago...)
I'd skip it and go straight for the one before and the one after. Catch up with this one before "Triarchy of the Lost Lovers" but after everything else.
That's all.
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