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Deathday 666 - I [Demo]
31 March 2011
01. Living
02. Dying
03. Dead
Re-released as a full-length CD via Metal Storm Music.
I am writing to express my concerns about Deathday 666 and, more specifically, its apothegms regarding the worst sorts of pusillanimous charlatans I've ever seen. There are a number of reasons Deathday 666 isn't telling us as to why it wants to bombard us with an endless array of hate literature. In this letter, I will expose those reasons one-by-one, on the principle that an armed revolt against it is morally justified. However, I contend that it is not yet strategically justified. Deathday 666 has been going around claiming that advertising is the most veridical form of human communication. When challenged about the veracity of that message, Deathday 666 attributed its contradictions of the truth to "poetic license". That means "lying".
Deathday 666 should know better than to dismantle the guard rails that protect society from the dysfunctional elements in its midst. I trust that I have not shocked any of you by writing that. However, I do realize that some of my readers may feel that much of what I have penned about Deathday 666 in this letter is heartless and in violation of our Christian duty to love everyone. If so, I can say only that there are those who are informed and educated about the evils of particularism, and there are those who are not. Deathday 666 is one of the uninformed, naturally, and that's why it has repeatedly threatened to concoct a version of reality that fully contradicts real life. Maybe that's just for maximum scaremongering effect. Or maybe it's because difficult times lie ahead. Fortunately, we have the capacity to circumvent much of the impending misery by working together to give our propaganda fighters an instrument that is very much needed at this time.
If one believes statements like, "We can change the truth if we don't like it the way it is," one is, in effect, supporting imprudent scoundrels. I, for one, like to speak of Deathday 666 as "laughable". That's a reasonable term to use, I maintain, but let's now try to understand it a little better. For starters, everything I've said so far is by way of introduction to the key point I want to make in this letter. My key point is that I intend to navigate a safe path between the Scylla of Deathday 666's gin-swilling asseverations and the Charybdis of Marxism. That's the path that I have chosen. It's unmistakably not an easy path, but then again, Deathday 666 has found a way to avoid compliance with government regulations, circumvent any further litigation, and batten on the credulity of the ignorant—all by trumping up a phony emergency. Let me end by saying that I know that what I have written in this letter will send many readers (especially any who are big fans of Deathday 666) into a tizzy or a tantrum. I am sorry, but I remind them that Deathday 666 often tries to prove its points by quoting "authorities" who are in fact nothing more than piteous suborners of perjury.
worst. album. ever.
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10 |
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Written on 01.04.2011 by
BitterCOld
BitterCOld has been officially reviewing albums for MetalStorm since 2009.
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 Bas - 01.04.2011 at 20:37
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| All lies, Deathday 666 IS the only truth!!! |
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Performance: 3
Songwriting: 2
Originality: 2
Production: 10
LOL |
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BitterCold I shall find you no matter where you are and crucify you upside down in the name of Our Lord Troy Gallant gnah gnah gnah  |
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This has to be a parody to many guest reviews that speak so much bullshit  |
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| My key point is that I intend to navigate a safe path between the Scylla of Deathday 666's gin-swilling asseverations and the Charybdis of Marxism. |
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| I hope this turns into an inter-staff review war. |
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 Lit. - 01.04.2011 at 22:08
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| I can already see this is gonna win the Drama award for this years Metal Storm awards. |
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Written by Mr. Doctor on 01.04.2011 at 21:32
This has to be a parody to many guest reviews that speak so much bullshit
hahahaha exactly , I was half way through it and I could not stop laughing  |
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| Sorry if folks disagree. i just found this album to be pure shit. although i had just listened to the unbelievable awesomeness that is Black Death Suicide's "Picnic With Satan" demo... which blew Troy's tone-deaf pounding on instruments with rocks away. |
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| The memories of the late ponderer have INDEED been resurrected. |
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| O! The fools on this day of April |
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| See, THIS is why I was hesitant to get up today. I actually took this seriously...at first. -_- CURSE YOU, RUNCIBLE SPOON!! |
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I don't understand why people feel like they need to write reviews for albums they clearly don't understand.
9.5 for me. |
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ErnilEnNaur - 02.04.2011 at 09:26
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Written by wormdrink414 on 02.04.2011 at 02:33
I don't understand why people feel like they need to write reviews for albums they clearly don't understand.
9.5 for me.
Dude, you're an ass idiot dick bastard with no taste, this is CLEARLY an 11/10 album. |
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Written by Guest on 02.04.2011 at 09:26
Written by wormdrink414 on 02.04.2011 at 02:33
I don't understand why people feel like they need to write reviews for albums they clearly don't understand.
9.5 for me.
Dude, you're an ass idiot dick bastard with no taste, this is CLEARLY an 11/10 album.
Once again, trying to silence me. I thought this could turn into a debate about freedom of speech  |
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ErnilEnNaur - 06.04.2011 at 13:42
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Written by wormdrink414 on 06.04.2011 at 11:52
Written by Guest on 02.04.2011 at 09:26
Written by wormdrink414 on 02.04.2011 at 02:33
I don't understand why people feel like they need to write reviews for albums they clearly don't understand.
9.5 for me.
Dude, you're an ass idiot dick bastard with no taste, this is CLEARLY an 11/10 album.
Once again, trying to silence me. I thought this could turn into a debate about freedom of speech
It's not April 1st anymore. Too bad, we can try to destroy each other verbally again next year  |
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Written by BoxCar Willy on 09.10.2011 at 18:40
Kvlt.
that is all.
Mofo. |
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