Rating:
2.0
Deathday 666 - I [Demo]
31 March 2011


01. Living
02. Dying
03. Dead


Re-released as a full-length CD via Metal Storm Music.


I am writing to express my concerns about Deathday 666 and, more specifically, its apothegms regarding the worst sorts of pusillanimous charlatans I've ever seen. There are a number of reasons Deathday 666 isn't telling us as to why it wants to bombard us with an endless array of hate literature. In this letter, I will expose those reasons one-by-one, on the principle that an armed revolt against it is morally justified. However, I contend that it is not yet strategically justified. Deathday 666 has been going around claiming that advertising is the most veridical form of human communication. When challenged about the veracity of that message, Deathday 666 attributed its contradictions of the truth to "poetic license". That means "lying".

Deathday 666 should know better than to dismantle the guard rails that protect society from the dysfunctional elements in its midst. I trust that I have not shocked any of you by writing that. However, I do realize that some of my readers may feel that much of what I have penned about Deathday 666 in this letter is heartless and in violation of our Christian duty to love everyone. If so, I can say only that there are those who are informed and educated about the evils of particularism, and there are those who are not. Deathday 666 is one of the uninformed, naturally, and that's why it has repeatedly threatened to concoct a version of reality that fully contradicts real life. Maybe that's just for maximum scaremongering effect. Or maybe it's because difficult times lie ahead. Fortunately, we have the capacity to circumvent much of the impending misery by working together to give our propaganda fighters an instrument that is very much needed at this time.

If one believes statements like, "We can change the truth if we don't like it the way it is," one is, in effect, supporting imprudent scoundrels. I, for one, like to speak of Deathday 666 as "laughable". That's a reasonable term to use, I maintain, but let's now try to understand it a little better. For starters, everything I've said so far is by way of introduction to the key point I want to make in this letter. My key point is that I intend to navigate a safe path between the Scylla of Deathday 666's gin-swilling asseverations and the Charybdis of Marxism. That's the path that I have chosen. It's unmistakably not an easy path, but then again, Deathday 666 has found a way to avoid compliance with government regulations, circumvent any further litigation, and batten on the credulity of the ignorant—all by trumping up a phony emergency. Let me end by saying that I know that what I have written in this letter will send many readers (especially any who are big fans of Deathday 666) into a tizzy or a tantrum. I am sorry, but I remind them that Deathday 666 often tries to prove its points by quoting "authorities" who are in fact nothing more than piteous suborners of perjury.

worst. album. ever.

Performance: 3
Songwriting: 2
Originality: 2
Production: 10


 



Written on 01.04.2011 by
BitterCOld
BitterCOld has been officially reviewing albums for MetalStorm since 2009.
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Staff review by
Troy Killjoy

Rating:
10
Passion. That's what I is all about. Pure, unadulterated passion. Forget that I display musical ability and know-how that is rivaled by few. Forget that the ending to "Dying" goes from what can only be described as one of the greatest vocals jam sessions ever, to a beautiful, yet melancholic pots-and-pans epilogue. Forget that "Dead" is one of the greatest songs ever written. Forget that "Living" contains the perfect kitchen appliance riff. Forget that I quite possibly have the best voice in all of music. Forget that every moment of this demo-turned-album will make you stand in awe of what you're hearing. Why should you forget all that? Because none of it matters.

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Bas - 01.04.2011 at 20:37  
All lies, Deathday 666 IS the only truth!!!
SlaytanicGonzo - 01.04.2011 at 21:07  
Performance: 3
Songwriting: 2
Originality: 2
Production: 10


LOL
MétalNoir - 01.04.2011 at 21:20  
BitterCold I shall find you no matter where you are and crucify you upside down in the name of Our Lord Troy Gallant gnah gnah gnah
Mr. Doctor - 01.04.2011 at 21:32  
This has to be a parody to many guest reviews that speak so much bullshit
Vitriolic Hate - 01.04.2011 at 21:49  
My key point is that I intend to navigate a safe path between the Scylla of Deathday 666's gin-swilling asseverations and the Charybdis of Marxism.
Paradox0 - 01.04.2011 at 21:50  
I hope this turns into an inter-staff review war.
Lit. - 01.04.2011 at 22:08  
I can already see this is gonna win the Drama award for this years Metal Storm awards.
InnerSelf - 01.04.2011 at 22:14  
Written by Mr. Doctor on 01.04.2011 at 21:32

This has to be a parody to many guest reviews that speak so much bullshit


hahahaha exactly , I was half way through it and I could not stop laughing
BitterCOld - 01.04.2011 at 22:16  
Sorry if folks disagree. i just found this album to be pure shit. although i had just listened to the unbelievable awesomeness that is Black Death Suicide's "Picnic With Satan" demo... which blew Troy's tone-deaf pounding on instruments with rocks away.
MechanisT - 01.04.2011 at 23:07  
The memories of the late ponderer have INDEED been resurrected.
Plague_Angel - 01.04.2011 at 23:27  
O! The fools on this day of April
heavymetalnerd - 02.04.2011 at 00:00  
See, THIS is why I was hesitant to get up today. I actually took this seriously...at first. -_- CURSE YOU, RUNCIBLE SPOON!!
wormdrink414 - 02.04.2011 at 02:33  
I don't understand why people feel like they need to write reviews for albums they clearly don't understand.

9.5 for me.
ErnilEnNaur - 02.04.2011 at 09:26  
Written by wormdrink414 on 02.04.2011 at 02:33

I don't understand why people feel like they need to write reviews for albums they clearly don't understand.

9.5 for me.


Dude, you're an ass idiot dick bastard with no taste, this is CLEARLY an 11/10 album.
wormdrink414 - 06.04.2011 at 11:52  
Written by Guest on 02.04.2011 at 09:26

Written by wormdrink414 on 02.04.2011 at 02:33

I don't understand why people feel like they need to write reviews for albums they clearly don't understand.

9.5 for me.


Dude, you're an ass idiot dick bastard with no taste, this is CLEARLY an 11/10 album.


Once again, trying to silence me. I thought this could turn into a debate about freedom of speech
ErnilEnNaur - 06.04.2011 at 13:42  
Written by wormdrink414 on 06.04.2011 at 11:52

Written by Guest on 02.04.2011 at 09:26

Written by wormdrink414 on 02.04.2011 at 02:33

I don't understand why people feel like they need to write reviews for albums they clearly don't understand.

9.5 for me.


Dude, you're an ass idiot dick bastard with no taste, this is CLEARLY an 11/10 album.


Once again, trying to silence me. I thought this could turn into a debate about freedom of speech


It's not April 1st anymore. Too bad, we can try to destroy each other verbally again next year
Boxcar Willy - 09.10.2011 at 18:40  
Kvlt.
that is all.
Troy Killjoy - 09.10.2011 at 22:25  
Written by Boxcar Willy on 09.10.2011 at 18:40
Kvlt.
that is all.

Mofo.

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