Slayer666
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Pretty cool stuff, though I sure as hell don't think it deserves this much praise and a 9.5.
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Merchant of Doom
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Written by Slayer666 on 20.06.2011 at 11:49
Pretty cool stuff, though I sure as hell don't think it deserves this much praise and a 9.5.
It's a great album, but indeed why 9.5? That's nearly perfection. I would say maybe an 8. Good effort, though.
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Oh wow, I think I TOTALLY feel this review cryptic prose poetry. In order to "get" Woods Of Desolation, you have to "become" a wood of desolation. What I learn from this review is that you'll have to take a long evening walk in a forest, buried in thoughts, and then lose the way, until you get to an open spot, then strip naked and gaze at the moon. And while your dick flaps in a gentle breeze, you'll understand what this is all about... Pretty sure that's what Troy's trying to say.
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Troy Killjoy perfunctionist staffPosts: 21306 |
20.06.2011 - 14:01Rating: 9
Written by Merchant of Doom on 20.06.2011 at 12:49
It's a great album, but indeed why 9.5?
Ratings are but a reflection of personal taste. Because I identified with this album on a more..."philosophical" level, it spoke to me more than a lot of other releases; hence the high rating.
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Troy Killjoy perfunctionist staffPosts: 21306 |
20.06.2011 - 14:05Rating: 9
Written by Guest on 20.06.2011 at 07:03
Really, this read just like your joke review of Deathday 666. A bunch of metaphors, some cliche description words, and no description of the actual music.
Written by Thryce on 20.06.2011 at 13:15
Oh wow, I think I TOTALLY feel this review cryptic prose poetry.
Don't worry guys, I'll publish more cookie-cutter diatribes in the near future, I assure you.
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Merchant of Doom
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 20.06.2011 at 14:01
Written by Merchant of Doom on 20.06.2011 at 12:49
It's a great album, but indeed why 9.5?
Ratings are but a reflection of personal taste. Because I identified with this album on a more..."philosophical" level, it spoke to me more than a lot of other releases; hence the high rating.
Fair enough... Can I now intervene in this debate about your "wanky" reviews of late? I actually don't mind them at all, although when you descend to a more personal level, you will always find people who are going to dislike them. Troy, stick to your guns!
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Troy Killjoy perfunctionist staffPosts: 21306 |
20.06.2011 - 14:33Rating: 9
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Merchant of Doom
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 20.06.2011 at 14:33
After all, a bit of controversy is good for the forums, no?
Absolutely. But can I say one thing: you shouldn't change your style only because people dislike it. At the end of the day, you need to enjoy what you are doing, otherwise it's pointless and - yes - it becomes even more of a 'job'. And you'd stop doing them eventually.
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Written by Thryce on 20.06.2011 at 13:15
Oh wow, I think I TOTALLY feel this review cryptic prose poetry. In order to "get" Woods Of Desolation, you have to "become" a wood of desolation. What I learn from this review is that you'll have to take a long evening walk in a forest, buried in thoughts, and then lose the way, until you get to an open spot, then strip naked and gaze at the moon. And while your dick flaps in a gentle breeze, you'll understand what this is all about... Pretty sure that's what Troy's trying to say.
And remember, it has to be snowing outside, and there should be an echo of a wolf howling in the woods every once in a while. And after listening to the album, you must sit down, close your eyes, and reflect on what you just heard. Otherwise, you just won't get it.
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X-Ray Rod Skandino staffPosts: 18274 |
Written by Guest on 20.06.2011 at 07:03
As far as the album goes, a step up from the previous snoozefest, but still not spectacular. Some people need to realize that raw guitar tone+long repetitive songs+'tortured' black metal shrieks =/= atmosphere. And the addition of keys does not make automatically turn an album atmospheric.
I think this album is way more than what you are describing but whatever... Tastes differ. Atmosphere ain't something objective anyway.
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Troy Killjoy perfunctionist staffPosts: 21306 |
21.06.2011 - 00:42Rating: 9
Written by X-Ray Rod on 21.06.2011 at 00:09
Atmosphere ain't something objective anyway.
Quite right.
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ravendeath
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21.06.2011 - 00:52Rating: 9
Written by Troy Killjoy on 21.06.2011 at 00:42
Written by X-Ray Rod on 21.06.2011 at 00:09
Atmosphere ain't something objective anyway.
Quite right.
+1
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Written by Guest on 21.06.2011 at 00:05
Written by Thryce on 20.06.2011 at 13:15
Oh wow, I think I TOTALLY feel this review cryptic prose poetry. In order to "get" Woods Of Desolation, you have to "become" a wood of desolation. What I learn from this review is that you'll have to take a long evening walk in a forest, buried in thoughts, and then lose the way, until you get to an open spot, then strip naked and gaze at the moon. And while your dick flaps in a gentle breeze, you'll understand what this is all about... Pretty sure that's what Troy's trying to say.
And remember, it has to be snowing outside, and there should be an echo of a wolf howling in the woods every once in a while. And after listening to the album, you must sit down, close your eyes, and reflect on what you just heard. Otherwise, you just won't get it.
Sounds pretty gay. I rather stick to running around naked in the forest.
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hadriel
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22.06.2011 - 07:52Rating: 10
Another sick band and an even better review for it. Can't decide if I like this review or Roads to Judah better, they're both great. Well done and thank you for finding me another one of my fav albums of the year.
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Monolithic ♠♠♠
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Where greater bands have problem repeating their success and popularity, lesser known bands make me feel hopeful about the future of the metal scene around the world. While I was expecting the band to be from Scandinavia (I really thought the band was from Scandinavia, due to its reputation as being the birthplace of many Extreme Metal musicians) I was shocked that my thesis was proven to be wrong and they're from Australia.The only downside to this album is, you have to be in a particular mood to achieve maximum joy and pleasure, after all IT IS ATMOSPHERIC
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Slayer666
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Written by Thryce on 21.06.2011 at 07:32
Written by Guest on 21.06.2011 at 00:05
Written by Thryce on 20.06.2011 at 13:15
Oh wow, I think I TOTALLY feel this review cryptic prose poetry. In order to "get" Woods Of Desolation, you have to "become" a wood of desolation. What I learn from this review is that you'll have to take a long evening walk in a forest, buried in thoughts, and then lose the way, until you get to an open spot, then strip naked and gaze at the moon. And while your dick flaps in a gentle breeze, you'll understand what this is all about... Pretty sure that's what Troy's trying to say.
And remember, it has to be snowing outside, and there should be an echo of a wolf howling in the woods every once in a while. And after listening to the album, you must sit down, close your eyes, and reflect on what you just heard. Otherwise, you just won't get it.
Sounds pretty gay. I rather stick to running around naked in the forest.
Or just stick to your Deathcore. You're obviously not tr00 enough to understand this.
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Troy Killjoy perfunctionist staffPosts: 21306 |
22.06.2011 - 13:53Rating: 9
Written by hadriel on 22.06.2011 at 07:52
Another sick band and an even better review for it. Can't decide if I like this review or Roads to Judah better, they're both great. Well done and thank you for finding me another one of my fav albums of the year.
Thanks, and you're welcome.
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Mikyz
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23.06.2011 - 05:10Rating: 8
So which do you think is better Austere's To Lay Like Old Ashes or this one? Because imo this album, as inspiring as it is, has its flaws, not flagrant mind you but after a series of listens I noticed how the production gets in the way of some moments that could have been monolithic were they not swallowed in by an overly conscious atmosphere and some extra fuzziness like in Somehow... because the melodies are way too bewitching and melancholic to be fuzzed out randomly. I'd give Austere the advantage, not an absolute advantage but a comparative one.
So it's a great album, and the review does it more than justice, can't blame you for the fanboyism god knows I'm all to familiar with the concept.
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X-Ray Rod Skandino staffPosts: 18274 |
I REALLY love the production tbh.... Love the fuzzy sound.
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Mikyz
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23.06.2011 - 11:05Rating: 8
Written by X-Ray Rod on 23.06.2011 at 10:02
I REALLY love the production tbh.... Love the fuzzy sound.
It's subjective really, if you give atmosphere the edge over clearer musicianship the production should suit you just fine. But I honestly think that a production with less "fuzziness" would push the emotional interpretation of the album beyond its current barrier, which is as thick as paper so it really isn't a deal breaker or anything, just something that could enhance the experience. XD
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Troy Killjoy perfunctionist staffPosts: 21306 |
23.06.2011 - 18:53Rating: 9
Written by Mikyz on 23.06.2011 at 05:10
So which do you think is better Austere's To Lay Like Old Ashes or this one?
Austere > WoD, by a microscopic hair.
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Fat & Sassy! elitePosts: 3857 |
24.06.2011 - 22:58Rating: 9
Written by Thryce on 20.06.2011 at 13:15
Oh wow, I think I TOTALLY feel this review cryptic prose poetry. In order to "get" Woods Of Desolation, you have to "become" a wood of desolation. What I learn from this review is that you'll have to take a long evening walk in a forest, buried in thoughts, and then lose the way, until you get to an open spot, then strip naked and gaze at the moon. And while your dick flaps in a gentle breeze, you'll understand what this is all about... Pretty sure that's what Troy's trying to say.
Post of the year so far for me.
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Wow, just noticed that 'An Unbroken Moment' is totally ripping off Alcest's 'Écailles de Lune (Part II)'
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Troy Killjoy perfunctionist staffPosts: 21306 |
24.06.2011 - 23:34Rating: 9
Written by Guest on 24.06.2011 at 23:30
Wow, just noticed that 'An Unbroken Moment' is totally ripping off Alcest's 'Écailles de Lune (Part II)'
Ya, my first reaction upon hearing this album was "Alcest. These guys must really dig Écailles de lune."
Which is fine by me; I fuckin' love that album.
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 24.06.2011 at 23:34
is album was "Alcest. These guys must really dig Écailles de lune."
Which is fine by me; I fuckin' love that album.
Well you can't have too much of a good thing ;]
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X-Ray Rod Skandino staffPosts: 18274 |
Written by Guest on 24.06.2011 at 23:30
Wow, just noticed that 'An Unbroken Moment' is totally ripping off Alcest's 'Écailles de Lune (Part II)'
Yeah... There are tons of EdL influence on this album. It's weird though as the atmosphere is completely different for me. The production is different as well. But holy shit this is good.
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LP is available for purchase here in the USA through Fallen Empire
http://fallenempirestore.bigcartel.com/
Can't get enough of this album personally, album of 2011 for me so far.
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 19.06.2011 at 14:20
Written by Carl Berg on 19.06.2011 at 14:10
Dude, this is one of the best written reviews of this year. Well done, and great job of giving back the atmosphere of such a unique and grand album.
Thanks!
Yeah, he's right. Well done, you wrote a great review for a beast of an album.
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I gonna check this out;....it better b goood
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If i lik this...i will also check out austere in the futur
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