Rating:
8.6
Anal Cunt - It Just Gets Worse
9 November 1999


01. I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It
02. Easy E Got AIDS From Freddie Mercury
03. I Like Drugs And Child Abuse
04. Laughing While Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Prison
05. I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis
06. I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To America's Funniest Home Videos
07. Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)
08. I Paid J. Howell To Rape You
09. I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway
10. Extreme Noise Terror Are Afraid Of Us
11. You Rollerblading Faggot
12. I Sent A Thank You Card To The Guy Who Raped You
13. I Lit Your Baby On Fire
14. Body By Auschwitz
15. I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog
16. Sweatshops Are Cool
17. Women: Nature's Punching Bag
18. I Snuck A Retard Into A Sperm Bank
19. Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
20. I Ate Your Horse
21. Hitler Was A Sensitive Man
22. You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag
23. I Made Your Kid Get AIDS So You Could Watch It Die
24. I Fucked Your Wife
25. Into The Oven
26. I Gave NAMBLA Pictures Of Your Kid
27. The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt
28. I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died
29. Domestic Violence Is Really, Really, Really Funny
30. Dictators Are Cool
31. Deadbeat Dads Are Cool
32. I'm Really Excited About the Upcoming David Buskin Concert
33. Being Ignorant Is Awesome
34. You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
35. Chris Barnes Is A Pussy
36. Tim Is Gay
37. BT/A.C.
38. I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant
39. I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women


Well all that you need to do is hear the name of the band and you know that you are in for something totally ridiculous. Yes, Anal Cunt is quite infamous for their lack of musical talent and black comedy-themed songwriting, and with that being said, there is no other album quite as offensive, morbid, shocking, or just overall screwed up as this album here.

So let's start with the performance, of which there is not much that is needed to be said. The performance is intended to sound like garbage so all that you will hear mostly consists of random guitar riffs mixed in with lots of blast-beat drumming. However, you definitely are going to have to give Seth Putnam a lot of credit for how outrageous his screaming is on this album compared to every other previous effort. Seth has outdone his screaming capabilities on this album beyond comprehension.

Now for songwriting, this album is mainly narrowed down to the singer again. After all, the guitar is mostly randomness. The drums are all pretty much fast-paced with many blast beats that are fit into it. Anyway the lyrics are impressively terrible, if that makes any sense. The lyrics have to be the most offensive material that Seth Putnam has ever came up with. Take for example the lyrics for "I Made Your Kid Get A.I.D.S. So You Can Watch It Die":

"A few years ago, I snuck Freddy Mercury into your son's room
I gave him anesthesia so he'd never remember getting raped
You spent your life savings putting your kid through college
Then he died of AIDS, so you wasted your money for nothing"

As for originality, this band is able to be the worst thing ever, so you have to give them credit since it's something that nobody else has really tried doing. But what makes this album so original compared to all of the other ones? All of their earlier stuff was mostly noise-based and the band was gradually starting to make more song-based music. This album completely turned that around and surely surprised everyone.

And finally, production-wise it's just awful. The sound is awful, at least [album]Everyone Should Be Killed[/album] was somewhat tolerable with the sound. But what can you really expect at this point with how much this band could really take seriously? The production of the album is sort of mixed too much like [album]Top 40 Hits[/album] was with how some of the noised-based tracks have a different sound than the song-based tracks.

Overall, this is probably one of my favorite CDs now because it's practically a comic relief. This album can't be taken seriously and is probably not for everyone unless they can understand the sense of humor that this album has. I would definitely recommend checking it out, though, because it will definitely be at least worth hearing.

Performance: 8
Songwriting: 8
Originality: 9
Production: 5


Band profile: Anal Cunt
Album: It Just Gets Worse


 


written by JonnyHolomovemt | 16.08.2011


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BoxCar Willy - 28.11.2011 at 21:39  
Writing reviews is gay.

Troy Killjoy - 19.12.2011 at 20:45  
That awkward moment when the tracklist is longer than the review...
mojo - 29.03.2012 at 13:51  
Some of my favourite ever song titles, but there's really no need to listen to the record more than once.
Slayer666 - 29.03.2012 at 22:29  
Written by mojo on 29.03.2012 at 13:51

Some of my favourite ever song titles, but there's really no need to listen to the record more than once.


There's absolutely no need to listen to this record at all.
mojo - 31.03.2012 at 02:45  
Written by Slayer666 on 29.03.2012 at 22:29

Written by mojo on 29.03.2012 at 13:51

Some of my favourite ever song titles, but there's really no need to listen to the record more than once.


There's absolutely no need to listen to this record at all.


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