Anti-Melechesh.





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Favorite bands: Melechesh, Slayer, Metallica, Dimmu Borgir Behemoth, Napalm Death Gorgoroth, Heathen, Crypt, Dark Funeral, Otep, Divine Heresy, Trivium, Anthrax, Megadeth, Bloodbath, Kataklysm, Cannibal Corpse Misfits, Tool, Gojira, Nifelheim, Death Angel, Morbid Angel, A Brutal Confession Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Pantera, Divine Heresy, Ov Hell, Heretic Angels Arcturus, Therion, Crowley, Death, Lazarus A.D., Lamb Of God, Monster Magnet Ministry, Absu, Amon Amarth Borknagar, Children Of Bodom Emperor, Old Man's Child Rotting Christ, Are All My Least Favorite Bands. My Fave Is Justin Bieber!
 
Favorite album: Baby
Favorite song: Baby
Favorite movies: Twilight, Hannah Montana movie
Favorite books: The Bible (yeah screw the necronomicon)
 
Personal text: Hello non-heathens!

I am Melechesh's worst hater! I hate good music like metal. For instance, i think Metallica, one of the worlds greatest rock bands that sold like a gajillion albums and have gone through hard times but are still one of the greatest, sucks and is not as good as Justin Beaver, a guy who sounds like chipmunks on helium and makes your ears hurt and his lyrics consist of "Baby, oh baby i love you baby baby baaaaaaayyyybbbbaaayyyyyyyyy" Isn't that great!
I bring light to the world and I destroyed the gateways! I can beat up a squirrel, and i can eat like 3 peppermint candies in one sitting! Isn't that awesome? I cry every day! Everyone knows for a fact that i am Christian and my birth certificate says i'm a guy but theres nothing masculine about me! Yay! I'm also in a band called Obvious Administration of Life.

BTW if you like metal you should check out Korn. They are the shit.

FUCK MELECHESH!!!!!!!!!!!!!