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List of winners of ANGEL REAPERS "TOTAL DICK of the MONTH" awards.Each month one winner will be selected from around the metal universe.
Suggestions and comments are welcome.

Created by: ANGEL REAPER | 01.09.2013



1. Canadian Government - August 2013 (Total Dicks for raising fees for musician who would like to perform in Canada making many bands discard Canada from their touring schedules.)
2. Tobias Sidegård of Necrophobic - September 2013 (found guilty for domestic violence which make him total dick of this month.)
3. Glen Benton of Deicide and Broken Hope - October 2013 (Glen for throwing Broken Hope off the tour and generally for diva behavior during it .BH for being dicks too.)
4. "Thats racist!" yelling folks and Mastodon's Thanksgiving T-Shirt - November 2013 ("Apparently Mastodon's politically incorrect T-shirt got a lot of flak by "politically correct" citizens at the end of this month. Sure, the shirt is stupid, but racist? Not that much."E.Mols86 made me correct my perfectly broken english. :D)
5. Prakarn Harnphanbusakorn for killing Surrender Of Divinity's frontman - January 2014 (This a-hole killed frontman because he was not a true satanist? What the hell???)
6. Tim Lambesis of As I Lay Dying - February 2014 (Pleads guilty In murder for hire (solicitation of murder) which makes him a total dick in my book .)
7. Testament - March 2014 (For unlpuging their supporting act.)
8. James Kottak of Scorpions & The guy who stabbed The Slot frontwoman - April 2014 (1.for drunken indecency on airport .2.for ..well its obvious)
9. Kirk Windstein of Crowbar - May 2014 (For kicking a fan on stage.Is that the spirit of metal?! Is that professional behavior on stage while performing ?!)
10. Upon A Burning Body - July 2014 (Faked the frontman kidnapping as publicity stunt.Than denied it.Dicks...)



Disclaimer: All top lists are unofficial and do not represent the point of view of the MS Staff.
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ANGEL REAPER - 11.06.2014 at 16:18  
Written by Troy Killjoy on 11.06.2014 at 15:41

Personally I think your list as flawed so long as you have Windstein on it, but I understand this is an issue that won't be universally agreed upon.

well it was a people choice for the month...as you guys might remember originally there were no dick award for May at first.If you guys a agree on it i might remove it or place someone else ...like i already said ,just add suggestions for the winners.

and yes i agree that his move was way less dick than some other winners .
Marcel Hubregtse - 11.06.2014 at 16:24  
Windstein is an extremely good choice. First of all the guy was already bodychecked by the secutiry guy, second of all it was clear that the fan was going to stagedive (which was a normal thing in the Eighties no matter how big the band was) he didn't even linger that long on stage and third you see Windstein first hesitate before he kicks the guy in the head. So Windstein could have chosen the normal thing and ignore the guy because security had already got a hold of him.

Nope, Windstein showed his true colours.

NOT featuring Windstein on this dick of the month list would make the list flawed
Vombatus - 11.06.2014 at 16:55  
If a fan has bad intentions, he would probably do so from the moment he gets on stage unlike this guy that was simply jumping around. Plus he was already reduced by security when the Crowbar dude kicked him, making it totally unnecessary. He's a dick.
Fritillaria - 11.06.2014 at 17:58  
I'm still wondering why Hetfield's action wasn't considered dicky that much ?
Marcel Hubregtse - 11.06.2014 at 18:04  
Because some people find Windstein's behaviour way more dickish. And rightly so, I'd say. Hunting for food and pleasure has been part of human life since mankind started to roam the face of the earth.
Mattybu - 11.06.2014 at 19:20  
Also, James Hetfield didn't just start hunting last month, so it wouldn't make sense for him to be chosen. People know about it because the Glastonbury petition thing surfaced, and because he is doing the TV show.

It would be like deciding to just fill any given month with "Dave Mustaine is a total moron"... Nothing new.
Ilham - 11.06.2014 at 19:58  
Any contenders for June already?
ANGEL REAPER - 12.06.2014 at 00:36  
Written by Ilham on 11.06.2014 at 19:58

Any contenders for June already?

if you guys and gals suggest some....
Ilham - 12.06.2014 at 00:51  
Written by ANGEL REAPER on 12.06.2014 at 00:36

if you guys and gals suggest some....

Well, we'll know on the 17th if the SNCF, French railway company, has decided to strike on that day or not. As there will be a bill being discussed at the parliament or something. They might strike on that day and the following week. That means the people planning on being at Hellfest on time might have a hell of a hard time getting there.
ANGEL REAPER - 12.06.2014 at 01:00  
Written by Ilham on 12.06.2014 at 00:51

Written by ANGEL REAPER on 12.06.2014 at 00:36

if you guys and gals suggest some....

Well, we'll know on the 17th if the SNCF, French railway company, has decided to strike on that day or not. As there will be a bill being discussed at the parliament or something. They might strike on that day and the following week. That means the people planning on being at Hellfest on time might have a hell of a hard time getting there.

"...from around the metal universe"
Ilham - 12.06.2014 at 01:04  
Written by ANGEL REAPER on 12.06.2014 at 01:00

"...from around the metal universe"

Yeah, like the Canadian government. Fine. I'm leaving .
ANGEL REAPER - 12.06.2014 at 01:07  
Written by Ilham on 12.06.2014 at 01:04

Written by ANGEL REAPER on 12.06.2014 at 01:00

"...from around the metal universe"

Yeah, like the Canadian government. Fine. I'm leaving .

its because they have directly influenced metal acts in Canada at the time.
EDIT> people having trouble to get to festival is not metal anyway ...
deadone - 16.06.2014 at 03:32  
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 11.06.2014 at 16:24

Windstein is an extremely good choice. First of all the guy was already bodychecked by the secutiry guy, second of all it was clear that the fan was going to stagedive (which was a normal thing in the Eighties no matter how big the band was) he didn't even linger that long on stage and third you see Windstein first hesitate before he kicks the guy in the head. So Windstein could have chosen the normal thing and ignore the guy because security had already got a hold of him.

Nope, Windstein showed his true colours.

NOT featuring Windstein on this dick of the month list would make the list flawed



Yep Windstein's a definite dick.

Stagediving is what made those old Anthrax and Twisted Sister concert footage look like so much fun!
Erik M. - 22.06.2014 at 23:57  
Written by Fritillaria on 11.06.2014 at 15:00

yeah because of hunting for fun, and all the others are dickheads too as artists this would be a sort of promoting that shameless act of hunting animals for their fun, and as their hobby.

But this guy is going to be involved in this documentary about hunting bears, isn't it really such shameful ? The bear-hunting for fun ? and narrating it ? I didn't know about this hobby of him till this news popped up.


Totally agreed.
Erik M. - 23.06.2014 at 00:01  
Written by Troy Killjoy on 11.06.2014 at 15:41

To all opposed to what I said regarding the Crowbar incident, I think others have done a good job further explaining my point. Musicians have been either seriously injured and even killed by fans going on stage and pulling a gun or knife - who's to say this guy wasn't planning the same thing? The security guard may have tackled him to the ground but I'd be damned if I didn't at least give the guy a little something extra. Not only did you interfere with the show, but you potentially interfered with the safety of the entire band. This headache might help serve as a reminder not to be a - wait for it - dick of the month next time you attend a show.

Personally I think your list as flawed so long as you have Windstein on it, but I understand this is an issue that won't be universally agreed upon.


Oh, and I agree with this as well. No, this guy isn't supposed to be on this list. Kicking him wasn't necessary, but it's still understandable.
Erik M. - 23.06.2014 at 00:09  
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 11.06.2014 at 18:04

Because some people find Windstein's behaviour way more dickish. And rightly so, I'd say. Hunting for food and pleasure has been part of human life since mankind started to roam the face of the earth.


Yeah, because kicking a fan who's out of line is just as bad as (supporting) killing totally innocent endangered bears for the sake of pleasure and entertainment.

Hunting for food isn't necessary unless you're hunting for your own survival. And with those kind of hunters and the shows they're in, survival is NOT the reason they kill the bears. Entertainment and pleasure are the reasons, so basically earning money and fame by doing so. I have zero respect for those kind of people. Pathetic is what they are, killing majestic creatures and using them as trophies.
Erik M. - 23.06.2014 at 00:12  
So yeah, I think it goes without saying that I think Hetfield should be on the list and not the guy from Crowbar.
Karlabos - 28.06.2014 at 21:26  
Not many potential candidates for june as far as I know.
There's the Wintersun guy...
Erik M. - 28.06.2014 at 23:18  
Written by Karlabos on 28.06.2014 at 21:26

Not many potential candidates for june as far as I know.
There's the Wintersun guy...


Yep, he totally deserves to be on this list. Then again, he should be here in many other months as well since he probably just continues with making the same lame, ridiculous excuses. He truly is the laughing stock of metal musicians, having made a total fool of himself so many times already it's impossible to keep track.
ANGEL REAPER - 04.07.2014 at 01:10  
No dicks for June guys...

also i kinda feel i should notify you that Canadian government has decided to reduce the taxes for bands playing in Canada which is a positive thing .Not to brag but maybe they have read this list?
deadone - 04.07.2014 at 02:36  
Written by ANGEL REAPER on 04.07.2014 at 01:10

No dicks for June guys...

also i kinda feel i should notify you that Canadian government has decided to reduce the taxes for bands playing in Canada which is a positive thing .Not to brag but maybe they have read this list?



Of course they did. They're politicians and bureaucrats after all. What else do they have to do with their time?
Silent Jay - 02.08.2014 at 21:35  
Not sure if it would count as July or August, seeing as the statement and official cancellation was the 1st of this month, but how about looking into the diabolical (and why) thats become of Alt-Fest in the UK?
ANGEL REAPER - 02.08.2014 at 22:00  
Written by Silent Jay on 02.08.2014 at 21:35

Not sure if it would count as July or August, seeing as the statement and official cancellation was the 1st of this month, but how about looking into the diabolical (and why) thats become of Alt-Fest in the UK?

i have heard about that story in the first half of July ... though the confirmation came with 1st of August its still July's story.
About that UK Alt-Fest can you give me some links? i was not much into news last month.
ANGEL REAPER - 02.08.2014 at 22:35  
So how do you guys like new dick?
Also since it is the almost all year since the start of this list how about a poll for "total dick of the year"?
and also this is the first page of results when you google : dicks,list,month :
Marcel Hubregtse - 05.08.2014 at 00:34  
Angel Reaper here an article from today's newspaper about the kid who's picture you first used.

http://www.ad.nl/ad/nl/5619/Feyenoord/article/detail/3712711/2014/08/04/Kleine-jongetjes-worden-groot.dhtml

He is now the kid in the green shirt in the smaall picture (twelve years after the first picture was taken).

The article says the original picture was taken 12 years ago during the UEFA cup final against Borussia Dortmund
ANGEL REAPER - 05.08.2014 at 02:12  
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 05.08.2014 at 00:34

Angel Reaper here an article from today's newspaper about the kid who's picture you first used.

http://www.ad.nl/ad/nl/5619/Feyenoord/article/detail/3712711/2014/08/04/Kleine-jongetjes-worden-groot.dhtml

He is now the kid in the green shirt in the smaall picture (twelve years after the first picture was taken).

The article says the original picture was taken 12 years ago during the UEFA cup final against Borussia Dortmund

i see that he is keeping up with the spirit! but the picture was / is legendary though! i wish i had such legendary picture of me
btw i decided to change picture each 6 months so event the current one will go away
ANGEL REAPER - 30.08.2014 at 14:29  
...so ,guys any suggestion? any nominee ?
Erik M. - 31.08.2014 at 00:20  
Written by no one on 30.08.2014 at 22:45

So many dicks it's hard to pin point one more dickish that the other. There's always politicians but they're always dicks. That guy who cut that journalist head off was a dick, but i suppose that's more sick, and some people on here might say that was justified.


Read the description of this list.
no one - 31.08.2014 at 00:28  
Written by Erik M. on 31.08.2014 at 00:20

Written by no one on 30.08.2014 at 22:45

So many dicks it's hard to pin point one more dickish that the other. There's always politicians but they're always dicks. That guy who cut that journalist head off was a dick, but i suppose that's more sick, and some people on here might say that was justified.


Read the description of this list.

oh yeah sorry oh mighty one, will delete
ANGEL REAPER - 31.08.2014 at 11:09  
Written by no one on 31.08.2014 at 00:28

oh yeah sorry oh mighty one, will delete

i dont mind having general dick list ,but for this list only metal bands,metal heads and people involved into metal (one way or another) are eligible.


so any other candidate ?
Cynic Metalhead - 08.09.2014 at 10:36  
God Buster's "The Best of The WORST Classic Metal Albums".

I might be nominating late but it is never too late.
ANGEL REAPER - 08.09.2014 at 11:01  
Written by Cynic Metalhead on 08.09.2014 at 10:36

God Buster's "The Best of The WORST Classic Metal Albums".

I might be nominating late but it is never too late.

why? i mean why him?

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