TOTAL DICKS OF THE MONTH AWARDS


List of winners of ANGEL REAPERS "TOTAL DICK of the MONTH" awards.Each month one winner will be selected from around the metal universe.
Suggestions and comments are welcome.

Created by: ANGEL REAPER | 01.09.2013



1. Canadian Government - August 2013 (Total Dicks for raising fees for musician who would like to perform in Canada making many bands discard Canada from their touring schedules.)
2. Tobias Sidegård of Necrophobic - September 2013 (found guilty for domestic violence which make him total dick of this month.)
3. Glen Benton of Deicide and Broken Hope - October 2013 (Glen for throwing Broken Hope off the tour and generally for diva behavior during it .BH for being dicks too.)
4. "Thats racist!" yelling folks and Mastodon's Thanksgiving T-Shirt - November 2013 ("Apparently Mastodon's politically incorrect T-shirt got a lot of flak by "politically correct" citizens at the end of this month. Sure, the shirt is stupid, but racist? Not that much."E.Mols86 made me correct my perfectly broken english. :D)
5. Prakarn Harnphanbusakorn for killing Surrender Of Divinity's frontman - January 2014 (This a-hole killed frontman because he was not a true satanist? What the hell???)
6. Tim Lambesis of As I Lay Dying - February 2014 (Pleads guilty In murder for hire (solicitation of murder) which makes him a total dick in my book .)
7. Testament - March 2014 (For unlpuging their supporting act.)
8. James Kottak of Scorpions & The guy who stabbed The Slot frontwoman - April 2014 (1.for drunken indecency on airport .2.for ..well its obvious)
9. Kirk Windstein of Crowbar - May 2014 (For kicking a fan on stage.Is that the spirit of metal?! Is that professional behavior on stage while performing ?!)
10. Upon A Burning Body - July 2014 (Faked the frontman kidnapping as publicity stunt.Than denied it.Dicks...)



Disclaimer: All top lists are unofficial and do not represent the point of view of the MS Staff.
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28.06.2014 - 21:26
Karlabos
Weirdo of MS
Not many potential candidates for june as far as I know.
There's the Wintersun guy...
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28.06.2014 - 23:18
Erik M.
Written by Karlabos on 28.06.2014 at 21:26

Not many potential candidates for june as far as I know.
There's the Wintersun guy...


Yep, he totally deserves to be on this list. Then again, he should be here in many other months as well since he probably just continues with making the same lame, ridiculous excuses. He truly is the laughing stock of metal musicians, having made a total fool of himself so many times already it's impossible to keep track.
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04.07.2014 - 01:10
ANGEL REAPER
No dicks for June guys...

also i kinda feel i should notify you that Canadian government has decided to reduce the taxes for bands playing in Canada which is a positive thing .Not to brag but maybe they have read this list?
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02.08.2014 - 21:35
Silent Jay
Not sure if it would count as July or August, seeing as the statement and official cancellation was the 1st of this month, but how about looking into the diabolical (and why) thats become of Alt-Fest in the UK?
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02.08.2014 - 22:00
ANGEL REAPER
Written by Silent Jay on 02.08.2014 at 21:35

Not sure if it would count as July or August, seeing as the statement and official cancellation was the 1st of this month, but how about looking into the diabolical (and why) thats become of Alt-Fest in the UK?

i have heard about that story in the first half of July ... though the confirmation came with 1st of August its still July's story.
About that UK Alt-Fest can you give me some links? i was not much into news last month.
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02.08.2014 - 22:35
ANGEL REAPER
So how do you guys like new dick?
Also since it is the almost all year since the start of this list how about a poll for "total dick of the year"?
and also this is the first page of results when you google : dicks,list,month :
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05.08.2014 - 00:34
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Angel Reaper here an article from today's newspaper about the kid who's picture you first used.

http://www.ad.nl/ad/nl/5619/Feyenoord/article/detail/3712711/2014/08/04/Kleine-jongetjes-worden-groot.dhtml

He is now the kid in the green shirt in the smaall picture (twelve years after the first picture was taken).

The article says the original picture was taken 12 years ago during the UEFA cup final against Borussia Dortmund
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05.08.2014 - 02:12
ANGEL REAPER
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 05.08.2014 at 00:34

Angel Reaper here an article from today's newspaper about the kid who's picture you first used.

http://www.ad.nl/ad/nl/5619/Feyenoord/article/detail/3712711/2014/08/04/Kleine-jongetjes-worden-groot.dhtml

He is now the kid in the green shirt in the smaall picture (twelve years after the first picture was taken).

The article says the original picture was taken 12 years ago during the UEFA cup final against Borussia Dortmund

i see that he is keeping up with the spirit! but the picture was / is legendary though! i wish i had such legendary picture of me
btw i decided to change picture each 6 months so event the current one will go away
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30.08.2014 - 14:29
ANGEL REAPER
...so ,guys any suggestion? any nominee ?
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31.08.2014 - 00:20
Erik M.
Written by Guest on 30.08.2014 at 22:45

So many dicks it's hard to pin point one more dickish that the other. There's always politicians but they're always dicks. That guy who cut that journalist head off was a dick, but i suppose that's more sick, and some people on here might say that was justified.


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31.08.2014 - 00:28
no one
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Written by Erik M. on 31.08.2014 at 00:20

Written by Guest on 30.08.2014 at 22:45

So many dicks it's hard to pin point one more dickish that the other. There's always politicians but they're always dicks. That guy who cut that journalist head off was a dick, but i suppose that's more sick, and some people on here might say that was justified.


Read the description of this list.

oh yeah sorry oh mighty one, will delete
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31.08.2014 - 11:09
ANGEL REAPER
Written by Guest on 31.08.2014 at 00:28

oh yeah sorry oh mighty one, will delete

i dont mind having general dick list ,but for this list only metal bands,metal heads and people involved into metal (one way or another) are eligible.


so any other candidate ?
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08.09.2014 - 10:36
Cynic Metalhead
Atrocious Virgin
God Buster's "The Best of The WORST Classic Metal Albums".

I might be nominating late but it is never too late.
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08.09.2014 - 11:01
ANGEL REAPER
Written by Cynic Metalhead on 08.09.2014 at 10:36

God Buster's "The Best of The WORST Classic Metal Albums".

I might be nominating late but it is never too late.

why? i mean why him?
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17.11.2014 - 22:07
Erik M.
So this list has died?
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17.11.2014 - 22:10
Ilham
Giant robot
Written by Erik M. on 17.11.2014 at 22:07

So this list has died?

Did you post here because you thought of suggesting Liv?
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17.11.2014 - 22:14
Erik M.
Written by Ilham on 17.11.2014 at 22:10

Did you post here because you thought of suggesting Liv?


Lol, actually I didn't (sorry to disappoint you ).

But now that you mention it, she might qualify due to her dumb statements about women in metal.
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17.11.2014 - 22:15
Ilham
Giant robot
Written by Erik M. on 17.11.2014 at 22:14

Lol, actually I didn't (sorry to disappoint you ).

But now that you mention it, she might qualify due to her dumb statements about women in metal.

Oh haha. Who did you have in mind?
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17.11.2014 - 22:21
ANGEL REAPER
The list is on indefinite hiatus...more like on slumber since i am busy irl a lot and dont have a lot of free time to browse the metal sites for dicks and stuff.However you guys can still give suggestions (which was the idea in the first place) and i will find time to pick a winner ...
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17.11.2014 - 22:40
Erik M.
Written by Ilham on 17.11.2014 at 22:15

Oh haha. Who did you have in mind?


Honestly? No-one...

Just saw a post by ANGEL REAPER (damn that capitalized name) and suddenly thought about this list and decided to check if he updated it. Lame, isn't it?
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17.11.2014 - 22:44
Ilham
Giant robot
Written by Erik M. on 17.11.2014 at 22:40

Lame, isn't it?

You deeply disappointed me twice in less than an hour. Only my ex knows how to do that.
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17.11.2014 - 22:47
Erik M.
Written by Ilham on 17.11.2014 at 22:44

You deeply disappointed me twice in less than an hour. Only my ex knows how to do that.



Not sure if I should feel proud or ashamed. Or both.
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28.11.2014 - 13:57
theFIST
Written by Erik M. on 17.11.2014 at 22:47

Written by Ilham on 17.11.2014 at 22:44

You deeply disappointed me twice in less than an hour. Only my ex knows how to do that.



Not sure if I should feel proud or ashamed. Or both.

you are her ex?
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Haha, that's like saying "compose your own Metal album and upload it here, instead of writing a review of an album". :lol:
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28.11.2014 - 14:13
Ilham
Giant robot
Written by theFIST on 28.11.2014 at 13:57

you are her ex?

No. I wasn't referring to him. </offtopic>
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