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From: Wroclaw, Poland
Working on: Retired grumpy reviewer
Likes: Metal, books, movies, tv shows (like Dexter)
Hates: Narrow-mindedness, stupidity, ignorance. Overall, I hate people who refuse to use their brains.
Musical taste: Metal 95%, non-metal 5%.
Latest discovery: Byfrost. Too bad I'm the only one that digs them!
Album picks: Opeth - In Cauda Venenum
  Kreator - Gods Of Violence
  Inquisition - Bloodshed Across The Empyrean Altar Beyond The Celestial Zenith
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Publications: Reviews (36)  
Languages: English, Polish, some German and Russian
Personal text: I appear very self-opinionated, but i'm actually very friendly and like to talk with clever people. Dumb amoebas piss me off. Bright peeps stimulate my brain cells and make me overly talkative. Which I am anyway.
I usually go against the flow and question authorities, classics, and generally everything that people consider as a given.
Member since: 29.02.2004 | Last seen online: 13h ago

Fat & Sassy!

From: Hall of the Mountain King, USA
Working on: Trying to contribute more as one may be reading this. >_>
Likes: Frank Zappa, clapping my hands, getting ready to rock and proceeding to do so, being ridiculous, making situations awkward, animals, films, candy, space clowns... and... uh... you. I like *you*.
Hates: Phony music, lack of integrity, bananas, people who claim they like "all music" but really don't have much of an interest in the art at all.
Musical taste: Anything that pushes the envelope in terms of originality usually peaks my interest, but I still know how to friggin' rock (or groove) to some more classic/conservative types of music.
Album picks: Arkona - Явь
  Satan - Life Sentence
  Hammerforce - Access Denied
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Publications: Articles (1)  Reviews (2)  
Languages: English
Personal text: I love music. I find the complexity of the human psyche extremely intriguing. Sometimes, I can get a bit romantic when talking about my passion for the art of music. Because of this, I may tell you that I *love* when music takes me on rides, on the wings of beauty, into the mysterious vortex of imagination deep within my subconsciousness. =3 Remarks like this *may* come off as a bit cheesy, but hey... not a fuck is being given right now.

Cheers to you all, and I wish you the best of luck in using this website and the internet as a convenient tool in broadening your tastes in music. ;3
Member since: 07.06.2008 | Last seen online: 16h ago

Mr. Doctor

From: Helsingborg, Sweden
Working on: Lazy reviewing and being a somewhat decent fellow
Likes: Films, books and paintings that make me think. Math & physics. Cats. Music (duh). Pisco, Gin and Rum. Quality time with friends. Long conversations (usually with booze, hah).
Hates: My own laziness, Extremists, People who don't try/like to use their brains, Normality, Conformity, "Artists" who make music without any passion, Reggaeton. Superficial & fake people.
Musical taste: Metal-wise: I have favorite bands in the entire "extreme metal" spectrum. Otherwise: Post-Rock, Trip-hop, pop/rock, ambient/noise and some classic rock
Album picks: Primordial - To The Nameless Dead
  Lurker Of Chalice - Lurker Of Chalice
  The Nihilistic Front - Procession To Annihiliation
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Publications: Articles (39)  Reviews (62)  Interviews (2)  Galleries (10)
Languages: Spanish, Swedish and English
Personal text: I come across as shy at first. But once I have enough confidence, I tell whatever is in my mind so my close friends or people I like from the beginning see me as a trasparent person. I won't change my way of saying things no matter who I'm talking to, that's why some people think I'm arrogant but I'm actually very humble... It's just that I treat everyone equally.
Member since: 26.12.2007 | Last seen online: 10h ago


From: London, United Kingdom
Working on: Reviews mainly
Likes: Movies, football, and really heavy atmospheric music
Hates: Retro-thrash and heavy metal
Musical taste: Prog, post-, stoner, black, but generally most sub-genres
Latest discovery: Rolo Tomassi - Time Will Die And Love Will Bury It
Publications: Articles (25)  Reviews (93)  
Languages: English
Personal text: Bassist/vocalist in Vulgaris, and a writer/editor on here and IRL
Member since: 20.03.2011 | Last seen online: 8h ago


From: Arad / Timisoara, Romania
Working on: Database, reviews, interviews
Likes: Getting home from work and wasting the entire rest of the day
Hates: fun
Musical taste: Black metal, doom metal, post-rock, prog rock, a lot of stuff
Latest discovery: Matt Elliott - Drinking Songs
Album picks: Gaupa - Feberdröm
  Kommodus - Kommodus
  Thou - Overgrow To Overthrow
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Publications: Articles (78)  Reviews (315)  Interviews (29)  Galleries (12)
Languages: Romanian, English, a bit of French, a bit of German
Personal text: I wish I was better at managing my time and was less lazy so I could watch more movies and study more efficiently. My feet hurt at concerts. I study automatics and computers and work for a nice little company. I hope to someday marry the girl I'm with.
Member since: 11.01.2013 | Last seen online: 44m ago


From: Cologne, Germany
Working on: database, clandestine cuts
Likes: warm summer rain, the 1990s, adrenaline, donkeys
Hates: gristle in my steak and public hair in my beer
Musical taste: blend me some blackened doom with melodic black or death and I'm in. Grindcore, (crust) punk and post-black as well, occasionally.
Latest discovery: Exulansis, Bewailer, Crypts, Phantom Hymn
Publications: Articles (13)  
Languages: German, English, 6502 Assembler, broken French
Member since: 09.01.2018 | Last seen online: 16m ago