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!J.O.O.E.!

In real life: Steve and/or Dave () from Canterbury/Brighton, United Kingdom
Working on: Staccato reviewer and maybe one day I'll get an article or three out if I can think of a decent subject to write about
 
Likes: Film, mostly science fiction and surreal, obscure crap. Video Games, mostly RPG's (though not MMORPG'S). Vodka, garlic, meat, house parties, words, redheads. Alternative culture and unusual people.
Hates: Closed mindedness and repetitive annoying sorts that complain about the same things because it's cool. My own sense of unimpeachable laziness. Mainstream culture and normal people.
Musical taste: I don't even know any more. Basically stuff that most people think is crap and/or weird. Experimental, unique stuff mostly. Lots of non-metal like noise, EBM, classical, industrial, electro etc.
Latest discovery: Pallbearer - epic doom a la-Warning. Valborg - dark, avant-garde metal in a similar vein to Monotheist/Triptykon. Horseback - beatiful droning rock with a southern tinge and black metal vocals
 
Album picks: Lychgate - Lychgate
  Octopus - Into The Void Of Fear
  The Meads Of Asphodel - Sonderkommando
 
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Publications: Reviews (29)  Galleries (1)
 
Languages: English, Pedant, fluent in piss-take Japanese
Personal text: Top 25 of 2012 in no order

Ævangelist - De Masticatione Mortuorum In Tumulis
Agruss - Morok
Alkerdeel - Morinde
Aluk Todolo - Occult Rock
Blut Aus Nord - What Once Was... Liber II
Bong - Mana-Yood-Sushai
Cloak of Altering - Ancient Paths Through Timeless Voids
Chthe'ilist - Amechth'ntaas'm'rriachth
Dahlia's Tear - Dreamsphere
De Magia Veterum - The Deification
Diskord - Dystopics
Gnaw Their Tongues - Eschatological Scatology
Igorrr - Hallelujah
Indesinence - Vessels of Light and Decay
KTL - V
Lord Mantis - Pervertor
Monolithe - Interlude Second
Muknal - Muknal
Nadja - Dagdrøm
Necro Deathmort - The Colonial Script
Nurse With Wound & Blind Cave Salamander - Cabbalism
P.H.O.B.O.S. - Atonal Hypermnesia
Reverence - The Asthenic Ascension
Royal Thunder - CVI
Sigh - Insomniphobia
Member since: 27.02.2005 | Last seen online: 10m ago



Ag Fox

In real life: Marshall () from Hong Kong, Hong Kong
Working on: working on some reviews. And listening to all the great music of the past that I have missed out!
 
Likes: Good music, yum food, quality ice cream, Real friends, long distance running, comfy bed, pretty girls :P
Hates: bad hygiene, not enough sleep, fake people
Musical taste: JS Bach, Antonio Vivaldi, Rimsky Korsakov, Claude Debussy; most metal sub genres except gore
Latest discovery: ÆGES - The Bridge
 
Album picks: The Water Witch - The Heavens In Traction
  Unipolar Manic-Depressive Psychosis - Psychodelicus Decibeli
  Incoming Cerebral Overdrive - Le Stelle: A Voyage Adrift
 
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Publications: Articles (4)  Reviews (22)  
 
Languages: English, Chinese, Cantonese
Personal text: Still have a lot to catch up with as far as metal is concerned...

Did I mention I am a hopeless romantic?
Member since: 06.02.2009 | Last seen online: 70h ago



Dane Train

In real life: Dane Train (29) from Asheville, NC, USA
Working on: Reviews and Articles
 
Likes: Good company, good beer and theological discussions. And Sci-Fi!
Hates: The shallowness and lack of passion of the American populous.
Musical taste: Progressive Metal, Stoner/Doom/Sludge Metal, Funk Metal, Neo-Folk/Americana
Latest discovery: Void Of Sleep
 
Album picks: Three - The End Is Begun
  Demon Hunter - The World Is A Thorn
  James LaBrie - Static Impulse
 
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Publications: Articles (15)  Reviews (23)  
 
Languages: English
Personal text: My name is Dane, and I work as a Family Rehabilitation Specialist doing in-home family coaching with an element of wilderness therapy to it. When I am not working, a good deal of my time is focused on my various hobbies. I am the vocalist and Theremin player for band, and we're in the process of recording an album and trying to book shows for a regional tour. I've also begun writing my first graphic novel which is even more evidence that I love comic books. I'm the sort of guy who would much rather go to a convention or festival than an amusement park. Well I think that is enough of my ADD rambling for now.
Member since: 21.01.2004 | Last seen online: 25d ago



Fat & Sassy!

In real life: Ryan (25) from Hall of the Mountain King, USA
Working on: Trying to contribute more as one may be reading this. >_>
 
Likes: Frank Zappa, clapping my hands, getting ready to rock and proceeding to do so, being ridiculous, making situations awkward, animals, films, candy, space clowns... and... uh... you. I like *you*.
Hates: Phony music, lack of integrity, bananas, people who claim they like "all music" but really don't have much of an interest in the art at all.
Musical taste: Anything that pushes the envelope in terms of originality usually peaks my interest, but I still know how to friggin' rock (or groove) to some more classic/conservative types of music.
 
Album picks: Hammerforce - Access Denied
  Steelwing - Zone Of Alienation
  Arkona - Slovo
 
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Publications: Articles (1)  Reviews (2)  
 
Languages: English
Personal text: I love music. I find the complexity of the human psyche extremely intriguing. Sometimes, I can get a bit romantic when talking about my passion for the art of music. Because of this, I may tell you that I *love* when music takes me on rides, on the wings of beauty, into the mysterious vortex of imagination deep within my subconsciousness. =3 Remarks like this *may* come off as a bit cheesy, but hey... not a fuck is being given right now.

Cheers to you all, and I wish you the best of luck in using this website and the internet as a convenient tool in broadening your tastes in music. ;3
Member since: 07.06.2008 | Last seen online: 5h ago



Introspekrieg

From: USA
Working on: Attention to detail
 
Likes: Milk/Shuffleboard/Forward Slashes/Clown Porn
Hates: Papercuts\Crustaceans\Babies\Slow Internet
Musical taste: Avantgarde/Experimental/Post/Jazz/Rock Fusion/Tech/Extreme, Industrial, Electronic, Ambient, New Age
Latest discovery: Chrome Hoof / Crush Depth
 
Album picks: Panzerballett - Tank Goodness
  Last Chance To Reason - Level 2
  Haken - Visions
 
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Publications: Reviews (4)  
 
Member since: 21.09.2005 | Last seen online: 17h ago



Mr. Doctor

In real life: Rodrigo (20) from Helsingborg, Sweden
Working on: Trying to be a good example!
 
Likes: Films, books and paintings that make me think. Math & physics. Cats. Music (duh). Pisco, Gin and Rum. Smoking Hookah. Quality time with my friends. Long & interesting conversations.
Hates: My own laziness, Extremists, People who don't try/like to use their brains, Normality, Conformity, "Artists" who make music without any passion, Reggaeton. Facebook. Superficial & fake people.
Musical taste: Metal-wise: I have favorite bands in the entire spectrum that is called "extreme metal" but usually Black & Doom. Otherwise: I like Post-Rock, Trip-hop some jazzy stuff, pop/rock and Pink Floyd
 
Album picks: Cloak Of Altering - Ancient Paths Through Timeless Voids
  Shining - Redefining Darkness
  Alkerdeel - Morinde
 
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Publications: Articles (11)  Reviews (18)  
 
Languages: Spanish, Swedish and English
Personal text: I come across as shy at first. But once I have enough confidence, I tell whatever is in my mind so my close friends or people I like from the beginning see me as a trasparent person. I won't change my way of saying things no matter who I'm talking to, that's why some people think I'm arrogant but I'm actually very humble... It's just that I treat everyone equally.
Member since: 26.12.2007 | Last seen online: 39m ago



Nefarious

In real life: Glenn (30) from Dubai, UAE
Working on: Band edits, Interviews, news and events
 
Likes: Metal, Guitar, Concerts, MMA, Birmingham City Football Club, Rugby, Motocross, & Beer!
Hates: Justin Bieber, Twilight, Glee
Musical taste: Most metal genres but mainly doom, death, progressive & black metal
Latest discovery: Xanthochroid - Blessed He with Boils
 
Album picks: Ade - Spartacus
  Apocynthion - Sidereus Nuncius
  Vallendusk - Black Clouds Gathering
 
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Publications: Articles (5)  Interviews (3)  
 
Languages: English
Personal text: Can be found lurking around metal festivals in Europe during the summertime. Hit Wacken, Brutal Assault & Unirock Open Air Festivals in 2011 and Wacken, Brutal Assault & Summer Breeze Festivals in 2012 \m/ 2013? Looks like it's Brutal Assault again!
Member since: 14.12.2003 | Last seen online: 25h ago



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