01. Moth-Eaten Deer Head
02. Brand New Set Of Teeth
03. How To Build A Pessimistic Lie Detector
04. Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth
05. Dog Without A Collar (Run Over Red Rover)
06. The Perils Of Believing in Round Squares
07. Normal Run Of The Muck (Compensation For Conversation)
08. Stucco Obelisks Labeled As Trees
09. Straight From The Horses Mouth
10. An Extra Piece Of Dead Meat
11. Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys
12. Backbones Of Jack Asses
13. Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality
14. Skin Graft At Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour
15. High-Maintenance Libido, Bring The Whole Family
16. Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
17. Halfway To A Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude To A Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony... Yea Whatever)
18. Kill Roger Hedgecock
19. Hairspray Suppository
20. Cattle Mutilation

01. Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe
02. Turning Your Merchandise Into A Ripped Wall Of Mini-Abs
03. Bring Your '65 Italian Carbine
04. Alas Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby
05. Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
06. Get Off The Cross, The Wood Is Needed
07. Wet-Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case
08. This Is Radio Surgery
09. Spitting In The Face Fools As A Source Of Nutrition
10. Sever The Toes
11. Flight Of The Wounded Locust

01. Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form
02. Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy
03. Solar Panel Asses
04. Live From The Russian Compound
05. Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us
06. Wet Dream War Machine
07. Listen, The Mighty Ear Is Here
08. Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?
09. Teenage Mustache
10. How To Become A Virgin
11. Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better
12. Late For A Double Date With A Pile Of Atoms In The Water Closet
13. File Under Soft Core Seizures
14. Practiced Hatred
15. Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?
16. The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like To See You In His Office
17. Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ears
18. Can We Please Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft?
19. Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch
20. Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur
21. Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again
22. Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out Of My Bed
23. Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes

01. AOTKPTA
02. We Have Reached An Official Verdict: Nobody Gives A Shit
03. The Unwilling...Led By The Unqualified...Doing The Unnecessary...
04. One Manometer Away From Mutually Assured Relocation
05. Full Frontal Obscurity
06. Scavenger, Invader
07. Hot Tubs Full Of Brand New Fuel
08. God Wants Us All To Work In Factories
09. Book Of Bot
10. Slum Service (Served On The Sly)
11. Tower Of Mammal