Release date: 9 November 1999
Style: Grindcore, Noisecore

Rating:

6 | 25 votes

Owners:

24 have it


01. I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It
02. Easy E Got AIDS From Freddie Mercury
03. I Like Drugs And Child Abuse
04. Laughing While Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Prison
05. I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis
06. I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To America's Funniest Home Videos
07. Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)
08. I Paid J. Howell To Rape You
09. I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway
10. Extreme Noise Terror Are Afraid Of Us
11. You Rollerblading Faggot
12. I Sent A Thank You Card To The Guy Who Raped You
13. I Lit Your Baby On Fire
14. Body By Auschwitz
15. I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog
16. Sweatshops Are Cool
17. Women: Nature's Punching Bag
18. I Snuck A Retard Into A Sperm Bank
19. Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
20. I Ate Your Horse
21. Hitler Was A Sensitive Man
22. You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag
23. I Made Your Kid Get AIDS So You Could Watch It Die
24. I Fucked Your Wife
25. Into The Oven
26. I Gave NAMBLA Pictures Of Your Kid
27. The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt
28. I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died
29. Domestic Violence Is Really, Really, Really Funny
30. Dictators Are Cool
31. Deadbeat Dads Are Cool
32. I'm Really Excited About the Upcoming David Buskin Concert
33. Being Ignorant Is Awesome
34. You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
35. Chris Barnes Is A Pussy
36. Tim Is Gay
37. BT/A.C.
38. I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant
39. I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women

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Guest review by
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Rating:
8.6
Well all that you need to do is hear the name of the band and you know that you are in for something totally ridiculous. Yes, Anal Cunt is quite infamous for their lack of musical talent and black comedy-themed songwriting, and with that being said, there is no other album quite as offensive, morbid, shocking, or just overall screwed up as this album here.

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published 16.08.2011 | Comments (5)

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foschino - 29.08.2010 at 13:18  
  The funniest song-titles ever
Horus - 29.01.2011 at 15:26  
  Ummm I kind of liked this album
wormdrink414 - 24.08.2011 at 02:04  
Rating: 7 Bought it because of the song names. Only boring people could hate this. Even with all the shit noise on it.
Cüca Beludo - 22.07.2012 at 05:29  
  Well, I love it
Boxcar Willy - 15.11.2012 at 22:18  
Rating: 8 Justs saw this listed on eBay with description -

"Not for the faint of heart"

Jaeryd17‍ - 26.01.2013 at 01:37  
Rating: 5 For some reason the lyrics seem to be a commentary on how fucked up the world is. Like it's a sad realization that shit sucks, people are really fucked up, and nothing about it really matters in the end.

But it's probably not that deep at all and they're just a bunch of offensive faggot emo gay anal cunts.

/joke
Jaeryd17‍ - 18.04.2013 at 21:34  
Rating: 5 The music is total shit, but it's also kinda hilarious to listen to. That's probably the only reason why this didn't get lower than a 5 from me.
Boxcar Willy - 05.07.2013 at 07:01  
Rating: 8 That moment when some of the jams here are actually enjoyable.
catherinewrong - 30.07.2014 at 05:59  
Rating: 2 This is horrible and misogynistic for no reason, fuck this band
deadone - 30.07.2014 at 06:52  
 
Written by catherinewrong on 30.07.2014 at 05:59

This is horrible and misogynistic for no reason, fuck this band



You do realise the band was intended as a joke and indeed have always maintained a degree of being a joke band. It's kinda like Steel Panther except with grindcore.

Maybe you'd prefer their "Picnic of Love" album more: http://metalstorm.net/bands/lyrics.php?album_id=32828&band_id=&bandname=


Boxcar Willy - 30.07.2014 at 17:14  
Rating: 8
Written by catherinewrong on 30.07.2014 at 05:59

This is horrible and misogynistic for no reason, fuck this band

I think you're taking this too seriously, like dead one said, it's not exactly the most serious album out there.
Karlabos - 30.07.2014 at 17:31  
  Those song titles *.*
It's almost as good as the ones by japshitfun. =P
Troy Killjoy - 30.07.2014 at 18:05  
  Great tracklist unfortunately not backed up by great music, as is typical with Anal Cunt.
!J.O.O.E.! - 30.07.2014 at 19:48  
  Truly one of the worst bands to ever exist.
Boxcar Willy - 30.07.2014 at 20:16  
Rating: 8
Written by !J.O.O.E.! on 30.07.2014 at 19:48

Truly one of the worst bands to ever exist.

I disagree, maybe it's just because I'm laughing (slightly) at it, but I feel some tracks hold their merit. I would pay a couple bucks to go see Anal Cunt live, I'm sure that'd be insane.
Mr. Doctor - 30.07.2014 at 20:25  
  Women: Nature's Punching Bag has actually a very catchy riff/chorus hahahah.

!J.O.O.E.! - 30.07.2014 at 20:27  
 
Written by Boxcar Willy on 30.07.2014 at 20:16

I disagree, maybe it's just because I'm laughing (slightly) at it, but I feel some tracks hold their merit. I would pay a couple bucks to go see Anal Cunt live, I'm sure that'd be insane.

It would be insane seeing as Putnam's dead

But yeah, I wouldn't pay money to see an ugly, fat GG Allin wannabe get naked onstage.
Alex Fenger - 30.07.2014 at 20:30  
 
Written by !J.O.O.E.! on 30.07.2014 at 20:27

It would be insane seeing as Putnam's dead

But yeah, I wouldn't pay money to see an ugly, fat GG Allin wannabe get naked onstage.

If by "get naked onstage" you mean "not show up due to heroin overdose" then I agree. I would pay to see Putnam get naked on stage so I could chuck glass bottles at his schlong
Marcel Hubregtse - 30.07.2014 at 20:31  
 
Written by Alex Fenger on 30.07.2014 at 20:30

Written by !J.O.O.E.! on 30.07.2014 at 20:27

It would be insane seeing as Putnam's dead

But yeah, I wouldn't pay money to see an ugly, fat GG Allin wannabe get naked onstage.

If by "get naked onstage" you mean "not show up due to heroin overdose" then I agree. I would pay to see Putnam get naked on stage so I could chuck glass bottles at his schlong



chucking glass bottles at a corpse, damn, you're weird
!J.O.O.E.! - 30.07.2014 at 20:33  
 
Written by Alex Fenger on 30.07.2014 at 20:30

If by "get naked onstage" you mean "not show up due to heroin overdose" then I agree. I would pay to see Putnam get naked on stage so I could chuck glass bottles at his schlong

That tiny thing? You'd be chucking bottles for hours before you actually hit it
catherinewrong - 30.07.2014 at 21:36  
Rating: 2
Written by Boxcar Willy on 30.07.2014 at 17:14

Written by catherinewrong on 30.07.2014 at 05:59

This is horrible and misogynistic for no reason, fuck this band

I think you're taking this too seriously, like dead one said, it's not exactly the most serious album out there.


Problem is the music isn't even really good and the jokes aren't funny, in my opinion. Would love to chuck bottles at his tiny penis however
!J.O.O.E.! - 30.07.2014 at 21:46  
  Well seeing as Putnam has been arrested for assaulting women the misogyny thing may hold some truth.
Ilham - 30.07.2014 at 21:50  
  This is clearly humour. If you don't find this funny, and are offended by it on a certain level, there isn't a lot of metal you must find appropriate.
Ilham - 30.07.2014 at 21:53  
 
Written by !J.O.O.E.! on 30.07.2014 at 21:46

Well seeing as Putnam has been arrested for assaulting women the misogyny thing may hold some truth.

Haha, that renders what I said two minutes ago totally wrong.
!J.O.O.E.! - 30.07.2014 at 21:56  
 
Written by Ilham on 30.07.2014 at 21:53

Haha, that renders what I said two minutes ago totally wrong.

Not necessarily. I don't really know the circumstances of his arrest. I think I read that the woman asked him to hit her or something. Doesn't really excuse it though =p
Mr. Doctor - 30.07.2014 at 21:58  
 
Written by !J.O.O.E.! on 30.07.2014 at 21:56
Doesn't really excuse it though =p


So that whole 50 shades of shit is wrong? HAH, those poor kids are gonna have some problems in the future.
!J.O.O.E.! - 30.07.2014 at 22:01  
 
Written by Mr. Doctor on 30.07.2014 at 21:58


So that whole 50 shades of shit is wrong? HAH, those poor kids are gonna have some problems in the future.

They'd be so much better off reading this.
Ilham - 30.07.2014 at 22:28  
  Then I can proudly state that I find this funny. Carlin rape jokes are hilarious as well.
Mr. Doctor - 30.07.2014 at 22:29  
  I'd honestly buy this stuff just for the humour alone.
catherinewrong - 30.07.2014 at 22:48  
Rating: 2
Written by Ilham on 30.07.2014 at 22:28

Then I can proudly state that I find this funny. Carlin rape jokes are hilarious as well.


Yeah I'm definitely not someone who finds rape jokes funny. I just don't like humor that perpetuates misogyny, even if it's a joke my bad if that makes me 'less metal'. However, I would disagree that most metal is misogynistic. /endrant
Ilham - 30.07.2014 at 22:55  
 
Written by catherinewrong on 30.07.2014 at 22:48

Yeah I'm definitely not someone who finds rape jokes funny. I just don't like humor that perpetuates misogyny, even if it's a joke my bad if that makes me 'less metal'. However, I would disagree that most metal is misogynistic. /endrant

In no way humour perpetuates anything. It actually makes topics less taboo and make people talk about issues they are usually too afraid to even bring up. So I'm all for it.
And "less metal" or not, who the hell cares.
Mr. Doctor - 30.07.2014 at 23:00  
 
Written by Ilham on 30.07.2014 at 22:55

In no way humour perpetuates anything. It actually renders topics less taboo and make people talk about issues they are usually to afraid to even bring up. So I'm all for it.

Exactly, that's the same way I look at it. Reminds me of that South Park episode where it was finally ok to joke about aids. Hahahaha.
catherinewrong - 30.07.2014 at 23:00  
Rating: 2
Written by Ilham on 30.07.2014 at 22:55


In no way humour perpetuates anything. It actually renders topics less taboo and make people talk about issues they are usually to afraid to even bring up. So I'm all for it.
And "less metal" or not, who the hell cares.


That's fair. I guess there is a thin line between drawing good attention to something and ignorantly making fun of things. Maybe Anal Cunt is trying to change the world and end misogyny by making fun of rape victims...
Ilham - 30.07.2014 at 23:04  
 
Written by catherinewrong on 30.07.2014 at 23:00

That's fair. I guess there is a thin line between drawing good attention to something and ignorantly making fun of things. Maybe Anal Cunt is trying to change the world and end misogyny by making fun of rape victims...

Oh. I can sense sarcasm. I was just talking about rape jokes in general. I never implied Anal Cunt were social activists. But getting offended by rape jokes isn't going to make any rape victim feel better either. Hell, I will even say I was raped, but I can totally joke about rape in general, it's part of the therapy.
Ganondox - 30.07.2014 at 23:50  
 
Written by Mr. Doctor on 30.07.2014 at 20:25

Women: Nature's Punching Bag has actually a very catchy riff/chorus hahahah.




I wouldn't exactly call that riff catchy. A single discernible riff does not make a song listenable, much less good. Anyway, love the track titles.
Mr. Doctor - 31.07.2014 at 00:11  
 
Written by Ganondox on 30.07.2014 at 23:50
I wouldn't exactly call that riff catchy. A single discernible riff does not make a song listenable, much less good. Anyway, love the track titles.


Catchiness and grooviness is in the eye of the beholder I guess. I actually like that riff. I'd sing the lyrics out loud if people around weren't going to kill me if I did.
Ganondox - 31.07.2014 at 01:35  
 
Written by Mr. Doctor on 31.07.2014 at 00:11

Written by Ganondox on 30.07.2014 at 23:50
I wouldn't exactly call that riff catchy. A single discernible riff does not make a song listenable, much less good. Anyway, love the track titles.


Catchiness and grooviness is in the eye of the beholder I guess. I actually like that riff. I'd sing the lyrics out loud if people around weren't going to kill me if I did.


Well, it certainly is groovy, but the presentation causes it to lose appeal, and I swear I've heard that riff a million times before.
Mr. Doctor - 31.07.2014 at 01:42  
 
Written by Ganondox on 31.07.2014 at 01:35
Well, it certainly is groovy, but the presentation causes it to lose appeal, and I swear I've heard that riff a million times before.

Do they scream "WOMEN!!!! NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG!!!" in the other 999 999 times? Nah.

EDIT:
Here's another fine track imo. Now with lyrics in a cute video.

I LIT YOUR. I LIT YOUR.
I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEE
.
deadone - 31.07.2014 at 02:42  
 
Written by Troy Killjoy on 30.07.2014 at 18:05

Great tracklist unfortunately not backed up by great music, as is typical with Anal Cunt.



Typical of 99% of goregrind bands IMO.
Boxcar Willy - 31.07.2014 at 15:57  
Rating: 8
Written by Mr. Doctor on 31.07.2014 at 01:42

I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEE


I Lit Your Baby In Fire is definitely my favourite Anal Cunt song, but Van Full Of Retards and I Went Back In Time And Vited For Hitler are a close second.


As for the girl punching, there's a video of it on youtube, and the live show was actually recorded and used on the Flachenbesnt or whatever split. As far as I know, the girl was really drunk and kept pushing Putnam and heckling them, so he like superman dove off stage and punged her with the mic, and it's all recorded on the split, right up until the police take home away


Seth Putnam; a musical god

1977-2011
!J.O.O.E.! - 31.07.2014 at 16:41  
  What's 1977 - 2001?
Marcel Hubregtse - 31.07.2014 at 16:45  
 
Written by !J.O.O.E.! on 31.07.2014 at 16:41

What's 1977 - 2001?


Tanner probably thinks Seth passed away in 2001
!J.O.O.E.! - 31.07.2014 at 16:52  
  I wonder who that guy was going around pretending to be Putnam 9 years before and 10 years after the days he apparently was born and died on
Marcel Hubregtse - 31.07.2014 at 16:59  
 
Written by !J.O.O.E.! on 31.07.2014 at 16:52

I wonder who that guy was going around pretending to be Putnam 9 years before and 10 years after the days he apparently was born and died on



Oh yeah I forgot het was born about a month after I was
Ganondox - 01.08.2014 at 02:09  
 
Written by Mr. Doctor on 31.07.2014 at 01:42

Written by Ganondox on 31.07.2014 at 01:35
Well, it certainly is groovy, but the presentation causes it to lose appeal, and I swear I've heard that riff a million times before.

Do they scream "WOMEN!!!! NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG!!!" in the other 999 999 times? Nah.

EDIT:
Here's another fine track imo. Now with lyrics in a cute video.

I LIT YOUR. I LIT YOUR.
I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEE
.


That song touched my heart.
Slayer666 - 01.08.2014 at 11:30  
Rating: 3 Nope, sorry. Really funny song titles, really shitty everything else. Even the "lyrics" don't do the song titles justice.

Here's a 3 because "I Snuck a Retard Into a Sperm Bank", "I Sent A Thank You Card To The Guy Who Raped You" and "I'm Really Excited About the Upcoming David Buskin Concert" made me chuckle for a solid minute.
Maco - 04.09.2014 at 07:35  
Rating: 8 I found this better than Summoning's last album. Less boring. More entertaining.

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