you know you're a metalhead when you can go to sleep listening to nile, and actually have sound sleep.

Written by Dagorwen on 04.06.2008 at 18:40

*your Tshirt is stainted with sweat, beer, blood and mud after a gig
*you fuck society but buy shoes that cost the same as 30 CDs
*you can ever get blocked in that position
*when at a party, you conspicuously show how bored you are with that gay music and get yourself a beer

Take a bath girl, you sound dirty, haha (just kidding with ya).

You buy shoes that cost as much as 30 CDs?!?! That's insane! Just to imagine three CDs cost like...45 euro or so. (I know you don't mean that literally..)

And which position are you talking about..... ??

I truly agree with that last part, you just want to get drunk as fast as possible so the lyrics of some whining emo band make sense. Fuck! When I'm drunk I'll dance to Korn! Drunk is good....Korn is bad.

the afetr-gig bath is really great, yes! (and necessary too)

not mine, I don't have New Rocks, but they cost around 200 euros, and as a CD costs around 10 euros (in a big french CD shop, they do sometimes special sales, and you can have very good CDs for 8euros) add the traditionnal french exageration...

I talk about the hand, it once appened to me to stay with index and little finger raised for 5 minutes after turning berzerk, what's not very easy for drinking...

Metalhead means you accept the metal culture, it's not about exterior trappings.

In that sense, I'm a metalhead, or Hessian, as we call them

http://www.hessian.org/

Written by Conservationist on 06.06.2008 at 19:33

In that sense, I'm a metalhead, or Hessian, as we call them

...we do?

I never heard the word! thanks for making me discover it!

you know your a metalhead when you have a choice between going to a concert or having sex with your girlfriend and you take your girlfriend to the concert and bang her in the car.

Lol. Then making out while head-banging and moshing at the concert. And don't forget paying complete attention to the band-member who plays the same instrument as you do.
Also, that sites pretty interesting, thanks for the link.

Or when you head-bang so hard you accidentally slam your head into someone else so hard that it rips a gash in your lip and leaves half of your canine tooth dangling by a single nerve and blood is gushing from your mouth. Then you get a paper towel or something and say "That was metal!" with a huge grin on your face.
(happened to someone at the last show I went to.)
Random-metal-guy I salute you! lol.

you know you are a metalhead when you spend all day on metalstorm oh yes thats me!!!

also i actually wept when i couldnt get onto metalstorm for a week it was horrible

Written by [user id=23805] on 09.08.2008 at 13:29

Written by Necrogeddon on 04.06.2008 at 22:14

you know you're a metalhead when you can go to sleep listening to nile, and actually have sound sleep.

I prefer Deicide, but the statement is precise.

yeah and the berzerker.

plus these:

- you listen to Deicide's "F*** your God" when others are preparing to say their prayers.
- when your younger siblings curiously ask you "what is this you're listening to all day?" and you play Marduk as an instance, and they look at you shocked without saying anything... (happened years ago)
- when you can't play your speakers with high volume at home therefore have to do it with earphones which terribly damages your ears.
- you only have one night to study for an exam and still can't give up listening to metal for a short time...

Written by [user id=23805] on 09.08.2008 at 13:45

Written by [user id=34145] on 02.08.2008 at 23:19

you know your a metalhead when you have a choice between going to a concert or having sex with your girlfriend and you take your girlfriend to the concert and bang her in the car.

The story for me goes like this: I had a choice between seeing Nevermore live for half an hour or going with my girlfriend to see Queen and most definitely get laid. I chose Nevermore and then stayed up all night so I could meet up with my girlfriend early the next day and meet her family and friends at her school. A major part of the day was seeing her perform with the school's choir (40 people performing exclusively for me and my gf's parents). I drew a picture of Jeff Loomis and fell asleep.

Needless to say she's my ex. Nevermore and sleep for the win!

haha damn dude
thats some man shit right there

You know you're a MetalHead when you try to sleep listening to your favourite songs and end up staying up all night headbanging

when you throwing up on your long hair but still have the devil horns raised in the air and you try and shout metal..... i saw this at bloodstock this year......

when you drive 7 hours to your favourite bands concert listening to their entire discography blasted in the car, watch them play the songs you just listend to. go to hotel still listening, fall asleep with them in your head clear as day. and listen to them for another 7 hours on the way home.

I'll be doing this for Gamma Ray on the 19th.

Written by Iron Priest on 14.09.2008 at 20:56

when you drive 7 hours to your favourite bands concert listening to their entire discography blasted in the car, watch them play the songs you just listend to. go to hotel still listening, fall asleep with them in your head clear as day. and listen to them for another 7 hours on the way home.

I'll be doing this for Gamma Ray on the 19th.

reading the first 3 lines, i got so curious to know the the band you were talking about...got the answer in 4th line

@Keyser: Yeah, I've done that a few times...I did that when I went to see Metallica, Dream Theater, Iron Maiden...

You're a metalhead when you chose to listen to metal in all your free periods even though you know you are going to fail the next class's test if you do not study.

Totally worth it too.

Written by [user id=2084] on 15.09.2008 at 03:05

@Keyser: Yeah, I've done that a few times...I did that when I went to see Metallica, Dream Theater, Iron Maiden...

Metallica...yep...haven't seen 'em live but Metallica is one of those bands i can imagine doing it with...

Written by Piro on 15.09.2008 at 03:44

You're a metalhead when you chose to listen to metal in all your free periods even though you know you are going to fail the next class's test if you do not study.

Totally worth it too.

ha
i do this all the time which is probley why im failing earth science
but who cares my band and metal are more important than knowing how freaking plate techtonics cause earthquakes

Written by [user id=34145] on 16.09.2008 at 05:17

Written by Piro on 15.09.2008 at 03:44

You're a metalhead when you chose to listen to metal in all your free periods even though you know you are going to fail the next class's test if you do not study.

Totally worth it too.

ha
i do this all the time which is probley why im failing earth science
but who cares my band and metal are more important than knowing how freaking plate techtonics cause earthquakes

I generally try to study that kind of stuff at home, but when I forget that I was supposed to do some homework, free periods are usually when you're supposed to do 'em, but meh. Nothing beats walking around campus blaring Aeon in your mp3 player.

...you listen to metal to GET RID of a headache

...you listen to Windir stoned.
...you listen to 1349 to go to sleep
...you write RIP CHUCK whenever possible.
...you shock people when you put on Kreator after Bob Marley at a party.

Written by Hrothdane on 18.09.2008 at 04:13

...you listen to metal to GET RID of a headache

absolutely right.

I took some dudes order at mcdonalds a couple weeks ago, He told me I was going to Hell because I dont believe in god. I told him that was heavy fuckin metal, and Id save him a seat.

Written by Demonmayonnaise on 19.09.2008 at 00:17

I took some dudes order at mcdonalds a couple weeks ago, He told me I was going to Hell because I dont believe in god. I told him that was heavy fuckin metal, and Id save him a seat.

haha i can imagine that

...you make up stories using metal album/song titles when you are bored.

...you get a muscle spasm in your neck from headbanging.

...you call in requests for gore metal on easy listening radio stations.

...easy listening isn't easy for you to listen to.

...you know nothing about European geography but you can point out the exact position of Gothenburg on a globe. Blindfolded. With exact latitude and longitude.

...you always turn to face Gothenburg when you pray to whichever dark gods you worship.

Written by Hrothdane on 19.09.2008 at 05:21

...you make up stories using metal album/song titles when you are bored.

...you get a muscle spasm in your neck from headbanging.

...you call in requests for gore metal on easy listening radio stations.

...easy listening isn't easy for you to listen to.

...you know nothing about European geography but you can point out the exact position of Gothenburg on a globe. Blindfolded. With exact latitude and longitude.

...you always turn to face Gothenburg when you pray to whichever dark gods you worship.

Ahahaha nice ones

PS: Great Avatar Gatsu rules.

Written by MadGatsu on 19.09.2008 at 11:05

Written by Hrothdane on 19.09.2008 at 05:21

...you make up stories using metal album/song titles when you are bored.

...you get a muscle spasm in your neck from headbanging.

...you call in requests for gore metal on easy listening radio stations.

...easy listening isn't easy for you to listen to.

...you know nothing about European geography but you can point out the exact position of Gothenburg on a globe. Blindfolded. With exact latitude and longitude.

...you always turn to face Gothenburg when you pray to whichever dark gods you worship.

Ahahaha nice ones

PS: Great Avatar Gatsu rules.

Hehe thanks, its my favorite graphic novel/manga.

Oh, and heres some more "You know you are a metalhead when..."

...you insist on calling puppet masters masters of puppets.

...you don't own any non-band shirts.

...you have an imaginary friend named Eddie.

...when faced with any type of decision, you always pick the choice that is the most "metal."

...you randomly and uncontrollably do high-pitched screams and death growls.

...you can spend an entire week listening to every metal song you own back to back without repeats.

...you hate some subgenre of metal.

...you are aware metal has subgenres.

...you can play air guitar and get all the notes right.

...you can name all the different types of headbanging.

...you lament that you don't have enough money to afford chainmail and a sword.

...you have a metal plate in your head.

...you finished reading this list.

Written by Hrothdane on 20.09.2008 at 03:44

Written by MadGatsu on 19.09.2008 at 11:05

Written by Hrothdane on 19.09.2008 at 05:21

...you make up stories using metal album/song titles when you are bored.

...you get a muscle spasm in your neck from headbanging.

...you call in requests for gore metal on easy listening radio stations.

...easy listening isn't easy for you to listen to.

...you know nothing about European geography but you can point out the exact position of Gothenburg on a globe. Blindfolded. With exact latitude and longitude.

...you always turn to face Gothenburg when you pray to whichever dark gods you worship.

Ahahaha nice ones

PS: Great Avatar Gatsu rules.

Hehe thanks, its my favorite graphic novel/manga.

Oh, and heres some more "You know you are a metalhead when..."

...you insist on calling puppet masters masters of puppets.

...you don't own any non-band shirts.

...you have an imaginary friend named Eddie.

...when faced with any type of decision, you always pick the choice that is the most "metal."

...you randomly and uncontrollably do high-pitched screams and death growls.

...you can spend an entire week listening to every metal song you own back to back without repeats.

...you hate some subgenre of metal.

...you are aware metal has subgenres.

...you can play air guitar and get all the notes right.

...you can name all the different types of headbanging.

...you lament that you don't have enough money to afford chainmail and a sword.

...you have a metal plate in your head.

...you finished reading this list.

So I am!