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22.12.2007 - 11:11
Valentin B
Iconoclast
i think Judas Priest's "Eat Me Alive" would count in this, as it has oral sex lyrics in it(actually i can't think of any other song that describes sex outside the domain of grindcore)
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22.12.2007 - 20:59
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Elite
Written by Valentin B on 22.12.2007 at 11:11

i think Judas Priest's "Eat Me Alive" would count in this, as it has oral sex lyrics in it(actually i can't think of any other song that describes sex outside the domain of grindcore)


Loads of glam metal bands' lyrics... mention sex
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22.12.2007 - 23:02
Introspekrieg
Totemic Lust
Elite
Currently, anything by Led Zeppelin. Robert Plant just sounds awful in his golden years. Let Demons & Wizards take care of "Immigrant Song" for you live...
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23.12.2007 - 00:46
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Written by Introspekrieg on 22.12.2007 at 23:02

Demons & Wizards take care of "Immigrant Song" for you live...

sadly demons and wizards doesn't play live(i'd pay loads of cash to see them if they also performed Iced Earth and Blind Guardian stuff)
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23.12.2007 - 01:29
Introspekrieg
Totemic Lust
Elite
Written by Valentin B on 23.12.2007 at 00:46

Written by Introspekrieg on 22.12.2007 at 23:02

Demons & Wizards take care of "Immigrant Song" for you live...

sadly demons and wizards doesn't play live(i'd pay loads of cash to see them if they also performed Iced Earth and Blind Guardian stuff)


Yeah, Iced Earth and Blind Guardian should tour together... with Demons & Wizards as an "opener."
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23.12.2007 - 01:32
Dangerboner
Lactation Cnslt
Arch Enemy - We Will Rise

They always play their worst song for some reason.
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23.12.2007 - 01:35
Warman
Erotic Stains
Written by Dangerboner on 23.12.2007 at 01:32

Arch Enemy - We Will Rise

They always play their worst song for some reason.

Haha, shut up! That was the fucking highlight of the evening last time I saw them!
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23.12.2007 - 01:52
Kap'N Korrupt
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Anything off of Anal Cunt's Picnic Of Love...
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23.12.2007 - 02:08
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Motley Crue - Girsl Girls Girls
Stupidest song ever, I like girls but such gm,ay stupid cheesy song...how tgos eguys aftre boozing, druging and playing 2 hours life can use thos egirls after show
I probobly pass out and sleep till next show
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17.01.2008 - 04:48
slayer_pwns
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Written by Guest on 23.12.2007 at 01:52

Anything off of Anal Cunt's Picnic Of Love...


lol anything BY Anal Cunt
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17.01.2008 - 05:16
Existenzangst
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Written by Valentin B on 22.12.2007 at 11:11
(actually i can't think of any other song that describes sex outside the domain of grindcore)

first, what's so fucking wrong to write about oral sex? that's the greatest thing on earth.
and uhm, ac/dc's given the dog a bone is about oral sex too.
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17.01.2008 - 06:25
Opium
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Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 22.12.2007 at 20:59

Written by Valentin B on 22.12.2007 at 11:11

i think Judas Priest's "Eat Me Alive" would count in this, as it has oral sex lyrics in it(actually i can't think of any other song that describes sex outside the domain of grindcore)


Loads of glam metal bands' lyrics... mention sex

Also early Manowar, too I don't know how you forgot that one, Marcel
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17.01.2008 - 19:00
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Written by Guest on 17.01.2008 at 05:16

Written by Valentin B on 22.12.2007 at 11:11
(actually i can't think of any other song that describes sex outside the domain of grindcore)

first, what's so fucking wrong to write about oral sex? that's the greatest thing on earth.
and uhm, ac/dc's given the dog a bone is about oral sex too.

well partly it's because they are sung by an openly gay man, i'm not homophobic or something, i love Halford but i think it's a bit disturbing to hear him say the stuff he says...
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17.01.2008 - 19:01
Existenzangst
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Written by Valentin B on 17.01.2008 at 19:00

Written by Guest on 17.01.2008 at 05:16

Written by Valentin B on 22.12.2007 at 11:11
(actually i can't think of any other song that describes sex outside the domain of grindcore)

first, what's so fucking wrong to write about oral sex? that's the greatest thing on earth.
and uhm, ac/dc's given the dog a bone is about oral sex too.

well partly it's because they are sung by an openly gay man, i'm not homophobic or something, i love Halford but i think it's a bit disturbing to hear him say the stuff he says...

lol
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17.01.2008 - 22:06
Remus
Written by Guest on 17.01.2008 at 05:16

first, what's so fucking wrong to write about oral sex? that's the greatest thing on earth.


Nah, actually "Thigh Sex" is the greatest thing on earth, it's where you put your weener in between you lady-friend's thighs and, oh, i'm getting carried away here, sorry...

On topic: St Anger from metallica should never be played live, when i saw them, i enjoyed every single song they performed, except for St Anger, not to mention Lars messed it all up - it's not bad enough that it's a crappy song to begin with...
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18.01.2008 - 17:13
FOOCK Nam
Many songs of Children Of Bodom include "Fuck You" in their lyric or many offensive words. Though I still wish go to see they playing live.
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18.01.2008 - 19:54
MightyMouse
Many songs by Manowar. Who wants to hear "Pleasure slave" live?
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18.01.2008 - 20:02
Charly546
Why the lyrics matter that much, especially when playing live?

Mötley Crüe's "Girls Girls Girls" is really stupid, but also catchy and I think it would make a great live song... Or Judas Priest's "Eat Me Alive". Again stupid lyrics, but catchy.
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20.01.2008 - 07:35
Doc G.
Full Grown Hoser
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Written by Bad English on 23.12.2007 at 02:08

Motley Crue - Girsl Girls Girls
Stupidest song ever, I like girls but such gm,ay stupid cheesy song...how tgos eguys aftre boozing, druging and playing 2 hours life can use thos egirls after show
I probobly pass out and sleep till next show

Hey man, that was one of my favorite songs played live both times I saw them, the whole crowd chanting along, chicks taking off there tops for the megatron screen, half naked chicks on stage doing cirque du solei type stuff....some fat guy behind me spilling beer all over me, hell yeah that was a good time.
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20.01.2008 - 09:53
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Written by MightyMouse on 18.01.2008 at 19:54

Many songs by Manowar. Who wants to hear "Pleasure slave" live?


I want but I dunno how female band fans
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I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens.

Stormtroopers of Death - ''Speak English or Die''
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I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing
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20.01.2008 - 09:54
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Written by Doc G. on 20.01.2008 at 07:35

Written by Bad English on 23.12.2007 at 02:08

Motley Crue - Girsl Girls Girls
Stupidest song ever, I like girls but such gm,ay stupid cheesy song...how tgos eguys aftre boozing, druging and playing 2 hours life can use thos egirls after show
I probobly pass out and sleep till next show

Hey man, that was one of my favorite songs played live both times I saw them, the whole crowd chanting along, chicks taking off there tops for the megatron screen, half naked chicks on stage doing cirque du solei type stuff....some fat guy behind me spilling beer all over me, hell yeah that was a good time.


Man where is romance, wine, canfle,s doom and sweet kisses in darkness otherwise that song are owerated how grupies
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I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens.

Stormtroopers of Death - ''Speak English or Die''
apos;'
[image]
I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing
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20.01.2008 - 10:10
Doc G.
Full Grown Hoser
Staff
Written by Bad English on 20.01.2008 at 09:54

Written by Doc G. on 20.01.2008 at 07:35

Written by Bad English on 23.12.2007 at 02:08

Motley Crue - Girsl Girls Girls
Stupidest song ever, I like girls but such gm,ay stupid cheesy song...how tgos eguys aftre boozing, druging and playing 2 hours life can use thos egirls after show
I probobly pass out and sleep till next show

Hey man, that was one of my favorite songs played live both times I saw them, the whole crowd chanting along, chicks taking off there tops for the megatron screen, half naked chicks on stage doing cirque du solei type stuff....some fat guy behind me spilling beer all over me, hell yeah that was a good time.


Man where is romance, wine, canfle,s doom and sweet kisses in darkness otherwise that song are owerated how grupies

Goin to a Crue concert isnt about that stuff, its about getting sleazy like the music. theres enough girls at these concerts that seem to be enjoying it, so it dont see a problem with it.
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22.01.2008 - 08:43
deadset61
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Written by Guest on 17.01.2008 at 04:48

Written by Guest on 23.12.2007 at 01:52

Anything off of Anal Cunt's Picnic Of Love...


lol anything BY Anal Cunt

Haha yeah idk anyone who would pay to see Anal Cunt. Pretty much paying to get your ears raped.
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23.01.2008 - 09:10
Doc G.
Full Grown Hoser
Staff
Written by Guest on 17.01.2008 at 05:16

Written by Valentin B on 22.12.2007 at 11:11
(actually i can't think of any other song that describes sex outside the domain of grindcore)

first, what's so fucking wrong to write about oral sex? that's the greatest thing on earth.
and uhm, ac/dc's given the dog a bone is about oral sex too.

Pretty much any of AC/DCs lyrics are metaphors for sex.
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03.02.2008 - 15:47
Sleep In Sorrow
Ghost Of The Sun
A guy I know is trying to set up a local doom band. They were practicing to do a cover of Shape of Despair's Shadowed Dreams... however they gave up the idea because, he said, their violinist wasn't doing a good job (he's still learning).

Now I certainly can't think of a worst song to be played live.

I like Shape of Despair, but Shades Of... is far from being my favorite album and Shadowed Dreams is far from being my favorite song from that album. Jeez, can anybody here imagine what would be playing a 12 minute funeral-paced song (with the drums going pssh, psssh, psssh, thump throughout pretty much all of the song) in a gig?
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03.02.2008 - 22:29
SteTech
Iron Maiden's Run To The Hills. Seriously that song has become a gimmick for them, not to mention it's a shit song!

Also for DragonForce: anything after Valley Of The Damned, as they can't fucking play it all!

And Candlemass should leave Black Dwarf out of the setlist for a while, as Rob Lowe can barely remember the lyrics!
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03.09.2008 - 17:10
Iron Priest
Written by SteTech on 03.02.2008 at 22:29

Also for DragonForce: anything after Valley Of The Damned, as they can't fucking play it all!


haha when I saw the topic title this was exactly what i was coming to post. They just can't keep it together.
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04.09.2008 - 14:12
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Written by Doc G. on 23.01.2008 at 09:10

Written by Guest on 17.01.2008 at 05:16

Written by Valentin B on 22.12.2007 at 11:11
(actually i can't think of any other song that describes sex outside the domain of grindcore)

first, what's so fucking wrong to write about oral sex? that's the greatest thing on earth.
and uhm, ac/dc's given the dog a bone is about oral sex too.

Pretty much any of AC/DCs lyrics are metaphors for sex.

...except "Big Balls"


can't believe what i wrote in my first post, i saw Priest live in the meantime and they ruled, that song was fucking AWESOME, i absolutely went insane when the intro bit ended and the drumbeat started
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17.09.2008 - 01:38
Insects Of Death
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Written by Guest on 22.01.2008 at 08:43

Written by Guest on 17.01.2008 at 04:48

Written by Guest on 23.12.2007 at 01:52

Anything off of Anal Cunt's Picnic Of Love...


lol anything BY Anal Cunt

Haha yeah idk anyone who would pay to see Anal Cunt. Pretty much paying to get your ears raped.

lol soooooooo true
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11.04.2012 - 22:36
theFIST
Any that has a breakdown in it
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Haha, that's like saying "compose your own Metal album and upload it here, instead of writing a review of an album". :lol:
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