Well, you definitely shouldn't have sex while listening to anything grind gore with lyrics about STDs or other nasty sexual matters but I think that's clear XD

I always prefer something like metallica?..or just no music

Written by Solanaceae on 14.03.2010 at 23:34


I always prefer something like metallica?..or just no music

Really? You could have sex to Metallica? that would creep me out way too much. ^^
Insomnium are a good call for me...or Opeth, something which changes from melodic to heavier stuff^^

I just would love to have sex listening to cynic...that would be totally awesome...mmm hope that happens soon lol

I definitely prefer no music, metal or not

Written by Ascendant187 on 30.12.2008 at 14:55

Metal girls can be one in a million depending on where you live however.

Yep. In New Zealand, there are 4. On the ability of ass-kicking, my mate's gf is a blackbelt. He considered taking up moi thai (kickboxing) to make himself feel better.

Reading the novel that is this entire thread, one thing comes to mind, that as of page 12 no-one had mentioned. For those of use who are young and inexperienced, stamina becomes an issue. i'm actually still waiting on someone to sleep with, so I'm still waiting to see how I go on this, and quietly hoping that the hours of masturbation are actually going to turn out to have been at least kind of useful.

The thing that comes to mind is this: being confronted with a situation where you have not, in fact, lasted for a whole song, and it being blindingly obvious. Which is why the grindcore idea has its merits.

Personally, I have to back the person who chose Isis' Oceanic. Cult of Luna might also be nice. You can see why I'm worried about song length.

Meshuggah's Catch 33 might be an interesting choice, because, while technically it is 45 odd mins long, its broken up into tracks. So if she comes out with "You didn't even last one song," you just whip out the old "check the track numbers on the stereo, I think you'll find I lasted 4." Then at least the bitch knows you're smarter than she is.

Meshuggah in general would probably work well.

But it is all about finding an understanding and compassionate partner.

I can't imagine listening to gangster rap or emo music while doing it. Jazz might be a good choice, as would swing music.

Anyway, you young fornicators hop to it and test my theories.

Written by Entropic Silence on 21.03.2010 at 07:45

But it is all about finding an understanding and compassionate partner.

I can't imagine listening to gangster rap or emo music while doing it. Jazz might be a good choice, as would swing music.

Anyway, you young fornicators hop to it and test my theories.

the only time i ever (really) had sex was with a hooker and this kinda music was blasting out of some cheap radio in the room, i'm so awesome ahahah: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfVlLovi4G4&feature=related

NIN... All That Could Have Been.

Opeth, Tool and Goatsnake are all good.
For a non mental option I also highly recommend the album Moon Safari by Air.

Unexpect. All I can say is ow.

When drunk, maybe some Gothenburg and modern. No drunk no metal no music at all.

Written by shisha on 03.04.2010 at 12:06

When drunk, maybe some Gothenburg and modern. No drunk no metal no music at all.

when drunk better sleep mam because you wont remeber anytrhing at all

I Find Korn, Mushroomhead, Slipknot, Meshuggah, and Kataklysm very helpful, EX: Korn: Here To Stay, Everything I've Known, No Ones There, Hating, Im Hiding, Make Believe, Im Done... Mushroomhead: Save Us, Embrace The Ending... Slipknot: Prelude 3.0... Meshuggah: Bleed.... and Kataklysm: To Reign Again.... Also You Can Try Type O Negitive: Black No. 1.... Nightrage: Frozen... Mors Principium Est: Life In Black.... In Flames: Colony.....Amon Amarth: Cry Of The Black Birds.... and my favorite, Born From Pain: Stop At Nothing... if u want to listen to any of these songs, check out my playlist called Our List at http://www.playlist.com/playlist/20199127563

I'm guessing I'd play Korn or Disturbed.

Written by sk8girlt on 30.06.2010 at 20:49

I Find Korn, Mushroomhead, Slipknot, Meshuggah, and Kataklysm very helpful, EX: Korn: Here To Stay, Everything I've Known, No Ones There, Hating, Im Hiding, Make Believe, Im Done... Mushroomhead: Save Us, Embrace The Ending... Slipknot: Prelude 3.0... Meshuggah: Bleed.... and Kataklysm: To Reign Again.... Also You Can Try Type O Negitive: Black No. 1.... Nightrage: Frozen... Mors Principium Est: Life In Black.... In Flames: Colony.....Amon Amarth: Cry Of The Black Birds.... and my favorite, Born From Pain: Stop At Nothing... if u want to listen to any of these songs, check out my playlist called Our List at http://www.playlist.com/playlist/20199127563

Meshuggahs bleed? That can't end well...

Written by sk8girlt on 30.06.2010 at 20:49

Korn: Here To Stay, Everything I've Known, No Ones There, Hating, Im Hiding, Make Believe, Im Done..

I see you like Untouchables?

Listening to Secrets of the Moon's Harvest would be great, The 10:30-10:40 section is pure orgasm material. Though that could be said about their whole album. Privelgivm is straight up amazing.

She Rides - Danzig

She Rides - Danzig

Any Eluveitie ... but specifically Primordial Breath ... total turn on!

Also:

Sentenced : "Drain Me", "Drown Together"

Poisonblack: "Nail"

Amorphis - Entire Silent Waters album

As long as its something really fast it would do! I'd go for Machine Head.

Written by whatsacow on 01.07.2010 at 01:56


Meshuggahs bleed? That can't end well...

it would probably end with a broken hip

gotta try cherry red by earthless someday thats lovemaking music

Written by Saitenhexerin on 15.03.2010 at 19:52

Written by Solanaceae on 14.03.2010 at 23:34


I always prefer something like metallica?..or just no music

Really? You could have sex to Metallica? that would creep me out way too much. ^^
Insomnium are a good call for me...or Opeth, something which changes from melodic to heavier stuff^^

Insomnium? Really? That's interesting. I guess you might prefer their first album, or their last now that they've meshed the clean and harsh vocals? I'd think that band is something to listen to while alone, for the most part, at least where "Shades of Deep Green" is concerned, which is what got me into them in the first place. Opeth is just one of those bands that can't be criticized anyway, they're that good, so I can't question your judgement there.

For me, though, My Dying Bride seemed to work quite well ( "Deeper Down" ;P ), mainly because of its usually slow-driving bass, heavy but smooth for the most part. I could see it fitting well if bondage were involved, too. Of course I'm assuming the lyrics aren't attended to during said sex act. And yeah, it would seem ironic to say after what I said about Insomnium, but whatever. Another band I can think of that's great to listen to while having sex is Deftones. Heavy enough, but not too much, and the vocals blend in nicely sometimes.

Written by Mideus on 24.08.2010 at 07:06

I could see it fitting well if bondage were involved, too

Written by Kennoth on 01.07.2010 at 03:17

Written by sk8girlt on 30.06.2010 at 20:49

Korn: Here To Stay, Everything I've Known, No Ones There, Hating, Im Hiding, Make Believe, Im Done..

I see you like Untouchables?

Good album for sex... all the others would be too awkward: "Daddy don't rape me!"... uh, what?

Written by Introspekrieg on 27.08.2010 at 01:05

Written by Kennoth on 01.07.2010 at 03:17

Written by sk8girlt on 30.06.2010 at 20:49

Korn: Here To Stay, Everything I've Known, No Ones There, Hating, Im Hiding, Make Believe, Im Done..

I see you like Untouchables?

Good album for sex... all the others would be too awkward: "Daddy don't rape me!"... uh, what?

Personally, I don't think i could listen to an amazing band while having sex, because i'd be too busy coming over the music to worry about her lol.

Written by Introspekrieg on 27.08.2010 at 01:05

Good album for sex... all the others would be too awkward: "Daddy don't rape me!"... uh, what?

Well, it's by far my favorite album. Ever. There's not a single song I hate in it.

And yeah, I agree it has a great sex potential. I'd say Believe from Disturbed has one too.

Written by Kennoth on 27.08.2010 at 02:09

Written by Introspekrieg on 27.08.2010 at 01:05

Good album for sex... all the others would be too awkward: "Daddy don't rape me!"... uh, what?

Well, it's by far my favorite album. Ever. There's not a single song I hate in it.

And yeah, I agree it has a great sex potential. I'd say Believe from Disturbed has one too.

Personally, I much prefer thier first two albums, but i'm way off topic.

Written by whatsacow on 27.08.2010 at 04:30

Personally, I much prefer thier first two albums, but i'm way off topic.

Korn's?

I can understand why, back then, they didn't give a shit about anything. It was as raw as nu-metal can go. But I find Untouchables to be their most mature and developed work by far. The album itself has 14 tracks and they were making it for 3 years if my memory serves me well.

Written by Kennoth on 27.08.2010 at 04:51

Written by whatsacow on 27.08.2010 at 04:30

Personally, I much prefer thier first two albums, but i'm way off topic.

Korn's?

I can understand why, back then, they didn't give a shit about anything. It was as raw as nu-metal can go. But I find Untouchables to be their most mature and developed work by far. The album itself has 14 tracks and they were making it for 3 years if my memory serves me well.

Thats what i loved, it was just raw emotion. There was no fancy pants production, it was just anger and depression.

I dont know if you're serious about Korn or joking but i can say Korn is the PERFECT sex music !! .. especially the first three albums ... 'freak on a leash' for example is a personal fav. and you can get really 'naughty' in the incoherent part in the middle