Cheesiest Videos (beware, this is sick stuff)
Original post
Posted by Valentin B, 30.05.2009 - 19:15
DO NOT POST JOKE VIDEOS WHO ARE INTENTIONALLY RIDICULOUS
for me it's a tie between:
Cathedral- Hopkins(The Witchfinder General)
if they used the full intro it would have been even CHEESIER(if that is possible), but at least there's some hot women in this video... praise the 80s.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9Qdj7pt7Iw
Dio- Holy Diver
i saw this one on VH1, couldn't believe my eyes, said "this is crap" and then i re-discovered it(without watching the video) and thought it was awesome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj7UBgVVew8
| Valentin B Iconoclast Posts: 10084  |
Written by Guest on 13.08.2009 at 07:17 this doesn't count as it's intentionally cheesy 
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| BitterCOld The Ancient One Admin Posts: 15250  |
---- get the fuck off my lawn. Beer Bug Virus Spotify Playlist crafted by Nikarg and I. Feel free to tune in and add some pertinent metal tunes!
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| Ellrohir Heaven Knight Posts: 8662  |
Cheesiest video ever would be Grailknights - Tranquility Embrance http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxaR9DOnxm8 if you dont know it are Grailknights and they dont mean it seriously 
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| Haddonfield Chucky's Bride Posts: 1993  |
Just come across this one: The bit when Jason Newstead sings "tonight" is just hilarious.
----  "Seasons don't fear the reaper. Nor do the wind, the sun and the rain (we can be like they are)."
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| Hanyuchan Posts: 75  |
For me its a tie between Sacrilgious Scorn by Dimmu Borgir and Call of the Wintermoon by Immortal. I guess being Kvlt means you have a budget of $50, of course Dimmu Borgir isn't exactly Kvlt so they should have no excuse for making a cheesy video.
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| Ellrohir Heaven Knight Posts: 8662 |
I am adding this, since i am pretty sure, this meets your definition of "cheesy video" but if nothing, i like the idea during all those guitar solos...found it very funny
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| Valentin B Iconoclast Posts: 10084 |
Written by VPeter on 30.05.2009 at 22:19 lol i absolutely cannot believe how big the director of the video got after that, check his list out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonas_%C3%85kerlund i mean such an impossibly cheese-drenched first video, then 7 years later directing videos for Metallica 
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| Fhuesc Posts: 1328  |
Written by Ellrohir on 29.08.2009 at 09:33 Nah, i think it's intentionally funny, even in the solo battle one drinks a coffee in front of the green screen. But i liked it, is really funny.
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| Ellrohir Heaven Knight Posts: 8662 |
Ok lets upgrade my statement - it will be perfect example of cheesy video without this funny breakup in solo 
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| +{Jonas}+ I R Serious Cat Posts: 4955  |
I really think it's hard to get Cheezier than Mr. Luca Turilli in THE ANCIENT FOREST OF ELVES http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV1R8CdXFaM
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| Daggon Underpaid M.D. Posts: 1689  |
Written by +{Jonas}+ on 10.09.2009 at 04:04 Almost every video made by Rhapsody and Luca is cheesy as hell, If you don't want to get hurt, avoid this ones, words of a die hard fan.
---- "Les vers savent qu'ils n'ont pas d'ailes, c'est pour cela qu'ils se cachent sous terre"
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| Ellrohir Heaven Knight Posts: 8662 |
They are not only cheesy, but usually stupid and bad as well...maybe with the exception of "Unholy Warcry" with Christopher Lee appearance
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| Fhuesc Posts: 1328 |
Even that with Count Dooku is cheesy and bad.
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| Ellrohir Heaven Knight Posts: 8662 |
Saruman saved it for me 
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| Saitenhexerin Posts: 195  |
I found this on the Metalhammer website and could not decide whether I love or hate it: the Band is called "Helvetets Port" watch...but beware of the cheese!
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| Hellish Star Posts: 2966  |
Written by Haddonfield on 24.08.2009 at 17:41 What a mighty track 
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| Oracle Orcinus Posts: 1425  |
Written by Dark Cornatus on 11.01.2010 at 14:12 I pulled a stomach muscle from laughter lol
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| CobiWan1993 Secundum Filium Posts: 1364  |
How about this cheesy little masterpiece? The singer looks hilarious. I'm sorry Steve, but your new solo album was just bad. 
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| Dinruth Posts: 420 |
Written by Fhuesc on 30.05.2009 at 21:20 wow that one hurt my eyes and brain allthough I love Rhapsody
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why the dude stood there waiting for Dio to slash him?