Deus Ex Machina
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Fat & Sassy! ElitePosts: 3857 |
Written by Deus Ex Machina on 23.09.2010 at 03:23
I really want to try it but it seems like a pain in the ass. GET IT? PAIN IN THE ASS! Yes. I'm pretty original. No one in the world probably made that joke before. Okay. I'm done.
The poll says most people want to try it but haven't yet. I wonder what the results would be if there were separate polls for males and females.
Anal sex seems like something that's okay to try once or a few times, but it honestly seems like too much of a hassle and more trouble than it's worth.
AND SHIT COULD HAPPEN! GET IT?
Ah, I can't even help myself. I just churn out bad jokes.
Those jokes are pretty crappy.
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X-Ray Rod Skandino StaffPosts: 18276 |
Written by Fat & Sassy! on 27.09.2010 at 01:02
Those jokes are pretty crappy.
I agree... if you were the one who told them it could have been better since a ferret telling crappy jokes is boring but at least kind of RAW ]:<
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Fat & Sassy! ElitePosts: 3857 |
Written by X-Ray Rod on 27.09.2010 at 15:54
Written by Fat & Sassy! on 27.09.2010 at 01:02
Those jokes are pretty crappy.
I agree... if you were the one who told them it could have been better since a ferret telling crappy jokes is boring but at least kind of RAW ]:<
That was actually a pun! I quite enjoyed that person's self-aware humor and stuff. But regardless, THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENT, I THINK. :O
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X-Ray Rod Skandino StaffPosts: 18276 |
Written by Fat & Sassy! on 27.09.2010 at 16:17
That was actually a pun!
Oh.... My family didn't allow puns in the house. Few people can hear you roar then.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Like you could kiss my ass Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49 Rod, let me love you.
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Deus Ex Machina
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Written by Fat & Sassy! on 27.09.2010 at 01:02 Those jokes are pretty crappy.
OMG! NO!
UNACCEPTABLE!
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Fat & Sassy! ElitePosts: 3857 |
Written by Deus Ex Machina on 27.09.2010 at 21:46
Written by Fat & Sassy! on 27.09.2010 at 01:02 Those jokes are pretty crappy.
OMG! NO!
UNACCEPTABLE!
Don't sneak up on me like that. Coming up on me *through the back door*. You keep doing that, and we are gonna have some serious *bumper-to-bumper traffic* going on here in the thread. It'll be so bad, I'll look into my *rear*-view mirror and see shit *backed up* for miles. >:[
(Oh man. So much cheese going on right about now.)
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Vivi'
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It depends on the person you're doing it with. If you have a few drinks, it's better
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Bad English Tage Westerlund
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Written by Vivi' on 30.01.2011 at 12:23
It depends on the person you're doing it with. If you have a few drinks, it's better
No way ... never do when you are drunk
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Vivi'
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I didn't say 'if you're drunk' - I said 'if you have a few drinks'.
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Bad English Tage Westerlund
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Written by Vivi' on 30.01.2011 at 12:40
I didn't say 'if you're drunk' - I said 'if you have a few drinks'.
Leithly I can have drink and sex, I shood choose one , and mainly I choose alcohol, even not much...something is totaly wrong whit me :hoplelass:
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Vivi'
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We are on opposite sides of the process, so none of us can comment on the other's opinion Women don't have a problem with drinking and having sex
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Angelic Storm Melodious
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I would be drunk after less than a few drinks, so saying that means getting drunk to me.
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Vivi'
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Well, after 2 beers I'm okay I might have used the wrong expression...
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Bad English Tage Westerlund
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ViVi - years ago I can handle drink, have sex, now, there some heavy pain in chests, so and headaces after sex, if I drink
Yep sex for you is easyer , you shood not worry how get it up and hold enought and not cum to fast
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Vivi'
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Sometimes I feel soooo good about being a woman!
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Bad English Tage Westerlund
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Written by Vivi' on 30.01.2011 at 13:23
Sometimes I feel soooo good about being a woman!
Sometimes I wanna be a monk and live in monsstery , somewhere in Armenian montains
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ANGEL REAPER
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If anal sex gives pleasure to men and women than its ok..
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Bad English Tage Westerlund
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Written by ANGEL REAPER on 30.01.2011 at 14:50
If anal sex gives pleasure to men and women than its ok..
I dobt if there can be better plesure how blowjob, and vaginal sex,
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Vivi'
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It's different - who says it is better?
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ANGEL REAPER
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Written by Bad English on 30.01.2011 at 15:27
Written by ANGEL REAPER on 30.01.2011 at 14:50
If anal sex gives pleasure to men and women than its ok..
I dobt if there can be better plesure how blowjob, and vaginal sex,
I said IF!
And I agree with you...
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whatsacow
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I don't really want to stick my dick anywhere involving shit. Especially after watching Zach and Miri make a porno.
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When God made up the golden rule, do you think he noticed that it condones rape?
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Bad English Tage Westerlund
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Written by whatsacow on 25.09.2011 at 13:00
I don't really want to stick my dick anywhere involving shit. Especially after watching Zach and Miri make a porno.
what us zach and miri
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Promonex Cathemeral ElitePosts: 9720 |
Written by Bad English on 25.09.2011 at 17:41
Written by whatsacow on 25.09.2011 at 13:00
I don't really want to stick my dick anywhere involving shit. Especially after watching Zach and Miri make a porno.
what us zach and miri
What is Google?
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Evil Chip
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Well with oil is a lot more easy, but I don't like it to become the daily basis of my sexlife because like someone horribly said it would become a pain in the ass for my girlfriend.
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Himann Orm KrigGud
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Uncharted teritory for me so I'd probably like to try it sometime. So far none of my girlfriends have been into it so I've not really pushed it.
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DesolationJersey
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I dobt if there can be better plesure how blowjob, and vaginal sex,
It's not necessarily better, I find it feels a lot different and exciting, it's just a different feeling all together haha
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Ernis 狼獾
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Written by DesolationJersey on 05.10.2011 at 20:26
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I dobt if there can be better plesure how blowjob, and vaginal sex,
It's not necessarily better, I find it feels a lot different and exciting, it's just a different feeling all together haha
Doing it with a dude or with an animal ain't necessarily better either, some people believe it feels a lot different and exciting and want to try it for the fun of it or sth...
Now where does the border between normal/pleasurable and gross run? I believe that the end of the digestive tract is not meant for sexual activity. That is downright gross and it is completely understandable why prostitutes charge extra money for it compared to the way cheaper price of normal sex. Now that I think of it again... how the hell is the idea of inserting your dick into a girl's shitehole exciting? Not only would it be unpleasant and probably painful for a normal girl who hasn't indulged in such activity but it would also be awful and filthy for me. Even if she had enema previously and had her rectum disinfected the entire conception would still be wrong.
Then again, people do it... it's their business anyway...
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DesolationJersey
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Written by Ernis on 06.10.2011 at 00:38
Written by DesolationJersey on 05.10.2011 at 20:26
Quote:
I dobt if there can be better plesure how blowjob, and vaginal sex,
It's not necessarily better, I find it feels a lot different and exciting, it's just a different feeling all together haha
Doing it with a dude or with an animal ain't necessarily better either, some people believe it feels a lot different and exciting and want to try it for the fun of it or sth...
Now where does the border between normal/pleasurable and gross run? I believe that the end of the digestive tract is not meant for sexual activity. That is downright gross and it is completely understandable why prostitutes charge extra money for it compared to the way cheaper price of normal sex. Now that I think of it again... how the hell is the idea of inserting your dick into a girl's shitehole exciting? Not only would it be unpleasant and probably painful for a normal girl who hasn't indulged in such activity but it would also be awful and filthy for me. Even if she had enema previously and had her rectum disinfected the entire conception would still be wrong.
Then again, people do it... it's their business anyway...
Most people arn't doing it with animals or guys anyway.. And I wouldent know about prostitutes as i've never hired one. A lot of normal girls have a fetish just as most guys do, and as long as you're safe and wear a condom and keep everything clean I don't really see the problem. It's possible for a girl to have an orgasm that way and some girls enjoy it, just because they like trying out anal with their partner it doesn't mean they arn't "normal" girls.
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Troy Killjoy perfunctionist StaffPosts: 21306 |
The fact that anal sex is still so taboo baffles me. It's just another way to achieve orgasm, no big deal.
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