@Kap'N Korrupt well,as it says,it "for fun" ,so i decided it would be more amusing that way

Powerfuck = grindcore lyrics and power metal instrumentals? this should work

With songs like:
Power of the Man Spunk
Demon in my Pants
Cum with power
Hymn of the Sexy Lolitas
The Saga of the Rapers
Bitches scream for the Warrior(acoustic)[digital download]

HAHAHAHAAA this topic is more fun than funny stuff thread !
keep posting ur creativity

I got agrindcore name "bloodforbrains" kinda stupid but what the hell!

Band Name - Jihad Salad
Genre - islamic vegetarian death metal
Country - Algeria

The way you properly name a band is to open a book on a random page, first word u see, put down. then do that on another page, and band name is complete.
And for this one, i decided to use the most unmetal book in the world: pride and prejudice.
Results: Assembled Bennets
Not Darcy
Satisfied whisper
5000 acknowledgements
Answerable come

P.S. i got this book for school, not because i like it lol

Written by whatsacow on 21.04.2010 at 07:04

The way you properly name a band is to open a book on a random page, first word u see, put down. then do that on another page, and band name is complete.
And for this one, i decided to use the most unmetal book in the world: pride and prejudice.
Results: Assembled Bennets
Not Darcy
Satisfied whisper
5000 acknowledgements
Answerable come

P.S. i got this book for school, not because i like it lol

Lol I'm gonna try to do that, with a philosophy book Thomas Aquinas (No, I didn't read it) though After two attemps I got: Nutritive intellect and Body God. >.<

For a serious name, for a typical (failing) metalcore band: We Live No More. Death or Black Metal: Addonexus (it means Grim Reaper/Bringer of Death).

Written by whatsacow on 21.04.2010 at 07:04

Satisfied whisper
5000 acknowledgements

These 2 names are awesome

Grindfolk band:
Hurdie Gurgle

EP:
Contaminated Forrest

Songs:
Radioactive Reindeer
Woodwind Defiler
Political Pillaging
Behold--I Am Sent From The Future to Rape All The Women Ov Your Village With A Phallus Shaped Like The Head Ov A Great Ox
Ale and Piss
Raw Meat
Decontamination Festival
Racial Cleansing Through The Ingestion Ov Irradiated Berries

Since I am always with a band that leans more to the folkish influence of metal, I always stick with names that have a story behind it that goes hand in hand with celtic legends. The names we had so far are:

Lemuria
Annfwn
Annwn
Aea
Arnemetia

After flipping thru a dictionary and finding random words i got kill from killer whale- an animal that "kills" medicine then i got of dead control which is pretty sick!

Enough grind bands...let's see...
genre: Protoss Power Metal ...for those who know Starcraft
band name: Kings of Aiur
Songs:
High Templars of the World
Die for Aiur
Immortals
Slay the Overmind
Protoss of the Universe United
Brothers of Aiur
Zeratul (Son of Dark Templars)

Written by Troy Killjoy on 09.04.2010 at 20:49

Band: Essential Depredation Of The Erroneous Dogmatist
Debut album: The Ubiquitous Iconoclast's Guide To Indefatigable Petulance In Sacrosanct Generations Long Since Forgotten

That album better be one 120-minute track

Written by Introspekrieg on 22.04.2010 at 01:28

That album better be one 120-minute track

I was thinking about one epic 2-hour song broken up into 2 parts (thus creating a 2-disc album):

I. Prevaricated Incantation Of Dogmatic Manipulation (Apocryphal Resurrection)
II. Relinquished Ipseity (Subjective Deterioration Before Logical Eradication)

Something like that anyway. I haven't really given it much thought, but I like the outcome at this point.

Emo Band: Picking The Scabs
Our first hit MTV, Radio, and whatever single: The Tears From My Cuts Run Red

Mathcore band: The Coefficient Of Death

Serious: Lethe (means oblivion, forgetfulness, or concealment)
Asphodel Meadows
Eros Defiled

Not serious: Vampires don't sparkle dammit!

Serious: dreadful death
Fun: Fresh meat

Written by Culty on 22.04.2010 at 04:26

Mathcore band: The Coefficient Of Death

There was a short lived anime called GENOCYBER. It was pretty much just giant robots killing everything in ridiculously gorey ways, but I thought the name would be good for an industrial black metal band.

Written by whatsacow on 22.04.2010 at 06:52

...Not serious: Vampires don't sparkle dammit!...

hahaha

Sagan - An Infinite Cosmic Garden Of Budding Stars

Mutilated Puppets
Dreams of Disembowlment
Bloodstains of Oblivion (wow. thats corny, even for me.)
Fallen December
Limbs for Trophies

One of the greatest band names I've ever heard was The Fucking Champs. I would have totally gone with that were it not already taken.

Decent band btw.

Written by Doc G. on 28.04.2010 at 04:07

One of the greatest band names I've ever heard was The Fucking Champs. I would have totally gone with that were it not already taken.

Decent band btw.

Oh yeah isn't it the band that has a former member of Weakling? I'm going to check them out anyhow

Written by Mikyz on 28.04.2010 at 11:12

Written by Doc G. on 28.04.2010 at 04:07

One of the greatest band names I've ever heard was The Fucking Champs. I would have totally gone with that were it not already taken.

Decent band btw.

Oh yeah isn't it the band that has a former member of Weakling? I'm going to check them out anyhow

Wouldn't surprise me. It's good instrumental type stuff.

Go to google and type in "gibberish translator" go to it and type in your favourtie band's name or just a random word its awesome


slaughter-traxauddol

OK, I am just gonna go nuts over this, because it's such a great topic.

Dead Man Stalking
Paranoid Schizophrenics
TBA
Cannibalistic Teddy Bears
End Of Eternity
The Second Death
The Dark Side Of Evil
Solitude I Am
Master Bates
Star Wars Prequel Horror
Baldur's Gatekeepers
The Sons Of Chuck Norris
The Remarkables
Dark Sun
Shibamms! Blammo! Shibamms!
What's Wrong With Your FAAAAACE?
Acid Theater (after the song by The Kovenant)

Written by [user id=105293] on 17.07.2010 at 02:55



End Of Eternity
The Dark Side Of Evil
Solitude I Am
The Remarkables
Dark Sun

those names i like, but are u seriouse about ..
Shibamms! Blammo! Shibamms!
What's Wrong With Your FAAAAACE? ?

Sinful Undertaker

It sounds good, IMO.