You know you're a poseur if...
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Posted by whatsacow, 06.05.2010 - 03:57
Some examples: If you think Kirk Hammet is the greatest guitarist who ever lived... you might be a poseur.
If you say people who don't appreciate fallout boy don't appreciate balls to the wall punk... you might be a poseur.
Have a shot, and i hope to god yours are funnier than mine.
| Dangerboner Lactation Cnslt Posts: 7262  |
Yeah, but I braided it because I got tired of the dingleberries. My ass looks like Johan Hegg's face.
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| SerratedSyringe Posts: 510  |
Written by Kennoth on 12.05.2010 at 19:28 Haha Caught red handed.
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| SerratedSyringe Posts: 510 |
Written by Dangerboner on 13.05.2010 at 05:51 You have to part the assbeard over to one side and then adjust the guard on the angle grinder accordingly. It's kind of tricky, but you'll get the hang of it. 
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| whatsacow Posts: 2075  |
Written by SerratedSyringe on 13.05.2010 at 14:42 Disturbed shirts... ahhh... i have three lol.
---- When God made up the golden rule, do you think he noticed that it condones rape?
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| Kennoth Posts: 2502  |
Written by whatsacow on 14.05.2010 at 03:06 Yeah? Which ones? Mine if from Ten Thousand Fists
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| whatsacow Posts: 2075 |
I own the one with the ten thousand fists dude on it, one thats just the band and one thats the believe symbol.
---- When God made up the golden rule, do you think he noticed that it condones rape?
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| Kennoth Posts: 2502 |
I love the Believe logo. I want to tat it.
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| Troy Killjoy perfunctionist Staff Posts: 21306  |
Written by Dangerboner on 12.05.2010 at 07:12 Working on that (currently at 32 (soon to be 34) out of 2,000), but working a single part-time job and living on my own since 16 hasn't been an easy route to buying all the albums I want. One day...
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| MetallicA Posts: 906  |
Written by [user id=36287] on 09.05.2010 at 21:45 guess that means I'm a poser! Written by Dangerboner on 13.05.2010 at 06:05  Written by whatsacow on 12.05.2010 at 02:36 in another forum I post in, sarcasm is posted in green text. Makes it sooo easy to understand! Maybe that should be used here... hmmm, you might be a poser if you think metalcore is death metal. I seriously met someone the other day who wasn't really familiar with death metal but who knew all about metalcore thinking it was death metal. 
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| Roro Posts: 943  |
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| Kennoth Posts: 2502 |
Not my no.1. but it's a classic, and I love it. Dunno how it's relevant to the topic though.
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| Edmund Fogg Posts: 1752  |
You know you're a Poser if you rely on this thread as a Metal for Dummies type of guide
---- You cannot sedate all the things you hate - MM The Observer is the source of reality - Bloom God damn it!! What did Diddy didn't do? - Satan
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| Kennoth Posts: 2502 |
You know you're a poser, if you stare blindly for minute(s), thinking what to type in this thread.
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| Edmund Fogg Posts: 1752 |
You know yor a poser if you think Edward Cullen is Pure Goth
---- You cannot sedate all the things you hate - MM The Observer is the source of reality - Bloom God damn it!! What did Diddy didn't do? - Satan
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| Kennoth Posts: 2502 |
Hahaha good one You know you're a poser if you think that Justin Bieber is cute, and Tokio Hotel is a great band
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| Edmund Fogg Posts: 1752 |
You know your a poser if you spend hours on MS hoping somebody will quote you
---- You cannot sedate all the things you hate - MM The Observer is the source of reality - Bloom God damn it!! What did Diddy didn't do? - Satan
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| Kennoth Posts: 2502 |
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| whatsacow Posts: 2075 |
Written by Roro on 19.05.2010 at 15:41 So true...
---- When God made up the golden rule, do you think he noticed that it condones rape?
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| Edmund Fogg Posts: 1752 |
You know yor a pser if you don't know the bands on your shirts
---- You cannot sedate all the things you hate - MM The Observer is the source of reality - Bloom God damn it!! What did Diddy didn't do? - Satan
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| Kennoth Posts: 2502 |
You know you're a poser if you think corpsepaint looks cool
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| Edmund Fogg Posts: 1752 |
Written by Kennoth on 20.05.2010 at 13:42 On stage if the dude can pull it off it actuallly does look cool but on a little fanboy it does look a bit faggy
---- You cannot sedate all the things you hate - MM The Observer is the source of reality - Bloom God damn it!! What did Diddy didn't do? - Satan
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| Kennoth Posts: 2502 |
Not really. I'd say it actually looks cool in less than 5% of the time 
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| Edmund Fogg Posts: 1752 |
That is why I said if the dude can pull it off.Its not only a question of corpse paint its the attitudr,the background the lighting and a shitload of other factors that makes it look nice. Back to the Topic: You know you are a Poser if you think 3 days Grace is Brutal as Fuck
---- You cannot sedate all the things you hate - MM The Observer is the source of reality - Bloom God damn it!! What did Diddy didn't do? - Satan
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| Kennoth Posts: 2502 |
You know you're a poser if you think that Linkin Park is metal
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| Doc G. Full Grown Hoser Staff Posts: 9718  |
Written by [user id=36287] on 10.05.2010 at 06:10 Actually I am. Not really a word I kick around often, but something tells me you've only heard a small handful of songs from many of the bands on your "favourite" bands list, which is ridiculously long. Once again, trying to be ironic really doesn't help you at all here.
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| Edmund Fogg Posts: 1752 |
@Doc: Actually I use my "Favorite bands" list in order to get more info as soon as it comes out from bands I find interesting.So yeah there's my fave ones there but also others I want to know more about.I don't see why the number of bands you put there makes you a poser
---- You cannot sedate all the things you hate - MM The Observer is the source of reality - Bloom God damn it!! What did Diddy didn't do? - Satan
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| Doc G. Full Grown Hoser Staff Posts: 9718 |
Written by Edmund Fogg on 20.05.2010 at 22:54 It's not that big of a deal. I just always thought it should be a strict list to give other users some idea about what types of metal attract you the most. Especially considering you can add bands onto your updates list that aren't on your favourite bands list.
---- "I got a lot of really good ideas, problem is, most of them suck." - George Carlin
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| Edmund Fogg Posts: 1752 |
Written by Doc G. on 26.05.2010 at 00:08
---- You cannot sedate all the things you hate - MM The Observer is the source of reality - Bloom God damn it!! What did Diddy didn't do? - Satan
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| SerratedSyringe Posts: 510 |
Written by Kennoth on 20.05.2010 at 13:42 I've worn corpse paint to school before.
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| SerratedSyringe Posts: 510 |
You might be a poseur if you don't bash genres that you personally dislike. Your favorite music is the only music worth listening to, thus not demeaning any other genre is automatic grounds for poseurdom.
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haha
