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Vegan Black Metal Chef


Vegan Black Metal Chef

Posted by: Qube
Date: 21.06.2011

9.5 | 50 votes
And kids, you can try this at home




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Comments: 35   [ 1 ignored ]   Visited by: 669 users
21.06.2011 - 17:53
Susan
Smeghead
Elite
Bad ass. I'm going to go cook now and feel super grim and kvlt about it
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17.07.2011 - 02:43
Aetherius
Haha that was great, kept thinking bout a rare steak tho ... <3 mushrooms are awesome
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23.07.2011 - 08:40
Thunderdrake
I'm glad to see that someone finally made a BM cooking show that actually has really good production.
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27.07.2011 - 08:14
Roro
This is hilarious!!!!! hahahahahaaaa
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02.08.2011 - 17:13
AnGina--
Dark Phoenix
When I first saw this, I was loling so hard! Especially cause it's vegan Gotta try that dish sometimes. And I showed this clip to some of my non-metal friends, and they were all wathcing the whole thing and laughing:D This sh*t is .... wiat for it.... legendary!
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02.08.2011 - 20:27
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
It looks quite delicious I must say... It needs one ingredient though: Meat.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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15.08.2011 - 01:39
AnGina--
Dark Phoenix
^^No, it doesn't. Meat is too mainstream

Anyhoo, for all VBMC fans, he has part 3 out already and also a website veganblackmetalchef.com where you can find out where to buy those awesome knives n stuff;D

He's my favourite vegan I love this guy, cause he's vegan because of the animal welfare and makes good BM music with awesome and educational lyrics My dream man I'm a VBMC fangirl I suppose
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19.08.2011 - 13:14
Mindheist
No Longer Human
Haha I almost laughed my head off, this is hilarious . Thank you Qube for submitting it .

Btw, is it just me, or the music isn't really that bad? .
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21.08.2011 - 15:45
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
Written by AnGina-- on 15.08.2011 at 01:39

^^No, it doesn't. Meat is too mainstream


Not really. This vegan movement went to the point that saying that meat is mainstream.... is even more mainstream
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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22.08.2011 - 09:21
AnGina--
Dark Phoenix
Written by X-Ray Rod on 21.08.2011 at 15:45

Not really. This vegan movement went to the point that saying that meat is mainstream.... is even more mainstream


Touché! Well, but basically, VBMC kinda differs from the usual vegan, as the vegans also believe plants and fruits are to be respected and thankful for, and he's all ''crush that potatoes, crush them real good, show them no mercy!''
Yea, I dig this guy, I learned you can buy a lot of useful sh*t in farmer's marker
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22.08.2011 - 13:16
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
Written by AnGina-- on 22.08.2011 at 09:21

, and he's all ''crush that potatoes, crush them real good, show them no mercy!''


That's actually why I love that fella, no mercy for my potatoes!
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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17.10.2011 - 18:06
JD
Account deleted
I didn't expect that lol
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03.12.2011 - 03:53
Nightfall
Funny, good music and all with a good purpose in mind. Good job!
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13.01.2012 - 22:38
theFIST
Here you can actually buy frozen pizza with that much salt........
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Written by Warman on 07.11.2007 at 22:39
Haha, that's like saying "compose your own Metal album and upload it here, instead of writing a review of an album". :lol:
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16.01.2012 - 02:58
Necrox
No kitchen is complete without a mace.
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29.04.2012 - 19:44
Urizen367
I wanna see this guy team up with Epic Meal Time. i do believe it would be bad ass
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29.04.2012 - 20:30
Thrashette
If there's anyone who will inspire me to cook more, it's this guy

Written by Urizen367 on 29.04.2012 at 19:44

I wanna see this guy team up with Epic Meal Time. i do believe it would be bad ass

Seeing as this guy's vegan and EMT's theme is disgusting overdose on meat, I can't imagine how that'd work out....
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29.04.2012 - 23:11
Urizen367
Written by Thrashette on 29.04.2012 at 20:30

If there's anyone who will inspire me to cook more, it's this guy

Written by Urizen367 on 29.04.2012 at 19:44

I wanna see this guy team up with Epic Meal Time. i do believe it would be bad ass

Seeing as this guy's vegan and EMT's theme is disgusting overdose on meat, I can't imagine how that'd work out....


they've done no-meat episodes...granted they're loaded with candy, but still. i think it'd be interesting
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30.04.2012 - 03:32
Thrashette
Written by Urizen367 on 29.04.2012 at 23:11

they've done no-meat episodes...granted they're loaded with candy, but still. i think it'd be interesting

I think I'd thoroughly enjoy the combo of candy and black metal
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30.04.2012 - 05:45
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Staff
Written by Thrashette on 30.04.2012 at 03:32
I think I'd thoroughly enjoy the combo of candy and black metal

Candy and black metal are the true loves in my life. And sex. But candy and black metal don't get mad at me when I don't give them enough attention, so they win.
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30.04.2012 - 14:42
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by Troy Killjoy on 30.04.2012 at 05:45

Written by Thrashette on 30.04.2012 at 03:32
I think I'd thoroughly enjoy the combo of candy and black metal

Candy and black metal are the true loves in my life. And sex. But candy and black metal don't get mad at me when I don't give them enough attention, so they win.

I imagine this is how cook Troy.

By the way, have you ever worn corpse paint?
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11.05.2012 - 12:48
Fredd
Account deleted
A year later, I find that he has 9 episodes.
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31.10.2012 - 20:15
Dave FC
This man is a genius! He should release a Vegan Black Metal album right now! Ha ha. Better than more 'serious black metal' stuff out there...
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03.12.2012 - 23:50
nasmith
Fuck yeah, this guy's awesome. I showed this to my bro in law and he cracked up. *cough* He's a metal nub. *cough*

CRUSH THE POTATOES WITH A MACE!!!!!! AND SHOW THEM NO MERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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14.02.2013 - 05:19
MétalNoir
Fils du Lys
The music is kinda good too lolll
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27.03.2013 - 13:44
Metal_Elle
Hahahaha, it made my day ! THANKS for having shared this video ! ^^
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18.04.2013 - 21:50
Beastly!
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15.01.2015 - 07:59
Amy
Written by AnGina-- on 15.08.2011 at 01:39

^^No, it doesn't. Meat is too mainstream

Anyhoo, for all VBMC fans, he has part 3 out already and also a website veganblackmetalchef.com where you can find out where to buy those awesome knives n stuff;D

He's my favourite vegan I love this guy, cause he's vegan because of the animal welfare and makes good BM music with awesome and educational lyrics My dream man I'm a VBMC fangirl I suppose


Yeah being vegan would only be odd if the show was the Gluten free death metal chef or something
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18.01.2015 - 20:15
AnGina--
Dark Phoenix
Written by Amy on 15.01.2015 at 07:59

Yeah being vegan would only be odd if the show was the Gluten free death metal chef or something


I can see the whole Gluten free death metal chef going on, considering death metallish agression would go really well with the hatred *cough*hypochondriacs*cough* people have nowadays towards gluten. I feel sorry for that little fella.
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18.01.2015 - 20:28
angel.
Evil Butterfly
this is more than lovely ! hahahah
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