This is a game that's as old as the internet. It quite simple: the first poster writes the first five words of the story, then the next poster writes the next five words, then the next poster writes the next five words, and so on and so on. Really, this is a chance for the Metal Storm community to display their creativity in a funny way. I'll get us started.

In the enchanted lands of

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe.

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil.

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. he worn his Burzum t-shirt