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Niklas Kvarforth - Shining Frontman To Publish Book Of Lyrics


Shining frontman Niklas Kvarforth recently announced that he is releasing a book titled When Prozac No Longer Helps, which contains every lyric ever written by him in both its original language (Swedish) and in English in a hardcover format, individually numbered in Kvarforth's own blood. The first pressing will be limited to 500 copies.

Niklas Kvarforth himself has translated the lyrics into English from the original Swedish. The first edition paperback will be published on December 7th. When Prozac No Longer Helps will only be available through the Shining web shop and can be pre-ordered here.

The following statement regarding the publication of the book has been issued by Kvarforth: "Far too long I've been pestered each and every day by people from all around this disgusting planet asking if I can translate this or that lyric into English. Up until a few months ago this seemed to be an impossible task due to the poetic style I use when writing Swedish. However, after several months of frustration I've put something truly horrific together and was so pleased with the result I decided to collect them all and make them into a book."

"I don't think many of you are truly interested in reading these, even though you say you do. As we all know, it is 'true' to state you really do care about the lyrics of a band like Shining. But being 'true' is probably the only reason you say so. So go ahead, prove me wrong. And to anyone bitching about the high price, well, it cost tons of money to print a fine edition in such a low quantity, and I am certainly not into charity."





Source: patriciathomasmanagement.com
Band profile: Shining
Posted: 04.11.2012 by LeChron James


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04.11.2012 - 13:30
DevilishSong
"So go ahead, prove me wrong" !! C'on ... what he thinks he talking to?! a bunch of kindergarten's child!? ... besides his voice and according to statements like this one , he would fits in another job better than this. maybe a businessman!
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04.11.2012 - 14:15
PocketMetal
He sure talks like a "true" asshole . I'm not even gonna read it if someone gives me for free ...
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04.11.2012 - 14:24
Sznc
There isn't any reason for him to talk like a "nice guy" either.
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04.11.2012 - 15:13
Kuroboshi
Better for him to use this kind of tone, otherwise everyone would just say he's trying to milk his fans. Besides, it might be nice for the non-Swede fans.
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04.11.2012 - 16:31
Jiri
This is analogous to the time Jiri made a book of his lyrics for a school project and hand-numbered each copy in his semen.
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04.11.2012 - 17:31
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Maybe he'll bleed out before 500.
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04.11.2012 - 17:50
In5anity
Elitist crap from a whiny attention whore. How surprising
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04.11.2012 - 18:08
Swietowit11
Every time I read Kvarforth's drama queen statements, I imagine him reciting them like at the beginning of "The Eerie Cold". I find his pompousness to be a light and humorous contrast to the bleak image he puts forth with Shining. It's like Carpathian Forest and Vrangsinn's enormous ass.
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04.11.2012 - 18:15
Jiri
Written by Boxcar Willy on 04.11.2012 at 17:31

Maybe he'll bleed out before 500.

LOL
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04.11.2012 - 18:36
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
Written by Swietowit11 on 04.11.2012 at 18:08
Every time I read Kvarforth's drama queen statements, I imagine him reciting them like at the beginning of "The Eerie Cold".


I'm SOOOOOOOOOOO glad I got that album without that speech. That would have been a major turn off for the first time I heard the otherwise fantastic album.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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04.11.2012 - 19:15
Lit.
Account deleted
As long as he leaves the music out of it...
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04.11.2012 - 19:19
!J.O.O.E.!
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Just stop.
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04.11.2012 - 19:36
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
Written by Guest on 04.11.2012 at 19:19

Just stop.


I think he should make waaaaaaaay more copies of those books with his blood on it.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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04.11.2012 - 19:45
Ag Fox
Angel No More
Elite
Doesn't sound very sanitary >.>
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04.11.2012 - 20:01
!J.O.O.E.!
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Written by X-Ray Rod on 04.11.2012 at 19:36

I think he should make waaaaaaaay more copies of those books with his blood on it.

I think he should give ALL his blood to charity =P
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04.11.2012 - 20:05
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
Written by Ag Fox on 04.11.2012 at 19:45

Doesn't sound very sanitary >.>


Considering the person we're talking about... In the crazy event in which I get such a book: I'd stay the fuck away from the bloody parts.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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04.11.2012 - 20:12
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Wow, I heard this guy was a bitchy asshole but this certainly crosses the line.. it's like someone is making him publish these lyrics so that we can share in the supreme cathartic experience that is reading his lyrics. He sounds like the members of Anus.com all converged into one. I'm gonna quote Necrobutcher from Mayhem on this one.. "I have a comment: FUCK YOU!"
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04.11.2012 - 20:22
Slayer666
"So go ahead, prove me wrong."

Uh, no thanks. I think your lyrics are bullshit anyway.

Congratulations are in order, though. He's now officially the biggest try-hard in black metal.
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04.11.2012 - 20:23
!J.O.O.E.!
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The funny thing is that Prozac has more or less been proven to be a placebo anyway. Source.
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04.11.2012 - 20:28
Slayer666
Written by Guest on 04.11.2012 at 20:23

The funny thing is that Prozac has more or less been proven to be a placebo anyway. Source.


Cocaine all the way, baby. 45-60 minutes of real happy bliss, and you don't even need a prescription.
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04.11.2012 - 20:32
!J.O.O.E.!
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Written by Slayer666 on 04.11.2012 at 20:28

Cocaine all the way, baby. 45-60 minutes of real happy bliss, and you don't even need a prescription.

Adrenochrome for me.
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04.11.2012 - 20:39
Slayer666
Written by Guest on 04.11.2012 at 20:32

Adrenochrome for me.


I can't even pronounce that. >_<
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04.11.2012 - 20:40
!J.O.O.E.!
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Written by Slayer666 on 04.11.2012 at 20:39

I can't even pronounce that. >_<

This should help 8]

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04.11.2012 - 20:44
Slayer666
^
Dayum, no thanks. I'd look pretty stupid walking around with a towel on my head.
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04.11.2012 - 20:45
!J.O.O.E.!
Account deleted
Written by Slayer666 on 04.11.2012 at 20:44

^
Dayum, no thanks. I'd look pretty stupid walking around with a towel on my head.

It's a made up drug anyhoo so I doubt you'd find yourself offered any ; )
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04.11.2012 - 22:30
psykometal
A staff guy...
Elite
If Troy is aware of this I bet he is beside himself with excitement...
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05.11.2012 - 00:01
Swietowit11
Written by X-Ray Rod on 04.11.2012 at 18:36

I'm SOOOOOOOOOOO glad I got that album without that speech. That would have been a major turn off for the first time I heard the otherwise fantastic album.


My original copy didn't have the speech, and it was nice to have the first listen without it. Then I lost it and bought the Peaceville reissue that did have the speech. Glad I have it, it's hilarious.
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05.11.2012 - 00:07
pisymbol
Written by Slayer666 on 04.11.2012 at 20:44

^
Dayum, no thanks. I'd look pretty stupid walking around with a towel on my head.


As I recall, keeping your towel is key to surviving in this universe. At least that is what I have read. ;-)
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05.11.2012 - 00:45
Dark Blood
The Avenger
Wow, this guy seems like a really nice person...
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05.11.2012 - 05:02
M C Vice
ex-polydactyl
Written by Slayer666 on 04.11.2012 at 20:22


Congratulations are in order, though. He's now officially the biggest try-hard in black metal.

That's quite an achievement, too.
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"I'll fight you on one condition. That you lower your nipples."
" 'Tis a lie! Thy backside is whole and ungobbled, thou ungrateful whelp!"
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