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IT'S REVOLUTION, BABY!


(BitterNOte: this was part of the April Fool's schtick this year. Back to English... or whatever the hell language it is K7 is mashing keys in an attempt to emulate.)




Hermanos y hermanas! (that's "brothers and sisters" for the fucking güeros out there). I've been in this website for more than 5 years now and I'm sick of this! Sick of how the higher powers... Those english swines want us to deny our beloved heritage and speak only in english. I say NO MAS to that!

From now on everyone should embrace their own language. We non-English speakers WILL lead a coup against the English oppressors and fight for our right to speak our native tongues! Join the Rebellion!!! So I command everyone out there to write however you want IN ALL THREADS! Because metal goes beyond such a simple barrier.

This shall be my last moment writing in this overrated language. La operacion comienza AHORA.

VIVA LA REVOLUCIÓN!

Source: metalstorm.net
Posted: 01.04.2013 by X-Ray Rod


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01.04.2013 - 18:44
Auntie Sahar
Drone Empress
Elite
Vox sanguinis fratris tui clamat ad me de terra

^Amo Meilenwald, sed is got quote iniuriam Kain scriptor concidit vultus cum positum "Box ..." pro * Vox
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I am the Magician and the Exorcist. I am the axle of the wheel, and the cube in the circle. “Come unto me” is a foolish word: for it is I that go.

~ II. VII
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01.04.2013 - 18:52
ANGEL REAPER
Ајде ,ајде људи причајте српски да вас цеo свет разуме !
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"Cross is only an iron,hope is just an illusion,freedom is nothing but a name..."
"Build your walls of the dead stone...Build your roofs of a dead wood..Build your dreams of a dead thoughts"
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01.04.2013 - 19:02
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
Written by truenoacero on 01.04.2013 at 18:44
¿Tomarse un corto? ¿Qué diablos es eso?

"Un corto" en Chile significa esto:


No me sorprende que no entendieras... Cada pais que habla español tiene sus propias palabras o frases.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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01.04.2013 - 19:10
truenoacero
Written by X-Ray Rod on 01.04.2013 at 19:02

Written by truenoacero on 01.04.2013 at 18:44
¿Tomarse un corto? ¿Qué diablos es eso?

"Un corto" en Chile significa esto:


No me sorprende que no entendieras... Cada pais que habla español tiene sus propias palabras o frases.


Lo sé, y lo gracioso es que las palabras que cambian de significado, el significado suele ser con referencias verdes; en España a eso lo llamamos "chupito", intuía que era algo relacionado con eso.
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01.04.2013 - 19:11
mz
Written by Monolithic on 01.04.2013 at 13:36

Written by Behdaad on 01.04.2013 at 12:01

Written by Monolithic on 01.04.2013 at 09:57

اول آوریل روز مخابراته.


گل بگیرن این تقویم میلادی رو که 1000 دفعه تصحیحش کردن، هنوزم پس و پیشه.
قاعدتا اول آوریل باید 13 فروردین باشه.

ولی جالب بود، فقط چرا دیگه سر و ته نمیاد؟

فکر کنم تا ایرانی دیدن گفتن وای بی جنبه ها اومدن. جمع کنین وگرنه بنر متالیکا رو می ذارن این بالا.


عالی.
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01.04.2013 - 19:14
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
Written by truenoacero on 01.04.2013 at 19:10
Lo sé, y lo gracioso es que las palabras que cambian de significado, el significado suele ser con referencias verdes; en España a eso lo llamamos "chupito", intuía que era algo relacionado con eso.


Si mal no recuerdo en Argentina a veces se dice "pico" como una forma de decir "beso" y en Chile es lo que yo tengo entre mis piernas hahahahaha.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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01.04.2013 - 19:36
Griverwake
Ни одного русского коммента?! Вива ла революция!
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01.04.2013 - 19:39
Daggon
Underpaid M.D.
Me voy enterando de que Mr. Doctor es Chileno jajaja. Es bueno conocer gente de habla hispana por acá, considerando que soy de los pocos Mexicanos que escriben con regularidad (escribo poco y aún así escribo más que los otros inscritos a la página jaja).
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"Les vers savent qu'ils n'ont pas d'ailes, c'est pour cela qu'ils se cachent sous terre"
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01.04.2013 - 19:54
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
Written by Daggon on 01.04.2013 at 19:39
Me voy enterando de que Mr. Doctor es Chileno jajaja.


Enligt vissa uppgifter så är jag både svensk och chilensk! Men mitt chilensk pass gick ut för ett tag sen...





Segun algunos papeles soy tanto sueco como chileno! Pero mi pasaporte chileno vencio hace un tiempo...

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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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01.04.2013 - 20:01
bblitz
Written by Auntie Sahar on 01.04.2013 at 15:49

Written by bblitz on 01.04.2013 at 11:25

Yeah it' OK,just please REMOVE the picture of that fuckin' communist asshole murderer and rapist and speak
in the name of your nation and heritage,what is this?Babylon tower?If we all speak different
languages we won't understand each other.And this is METAL not communist website.

Obviously he isn't serious. And I may just be saying this because I was named after Che Guevara (yeah that's right), but please dude. "Fuckin communist asshole murderer and rapist." Tsk tsk... do not be so small-minded as to believe that people are only justified in killing if it's for one specific cause in particular, eg democracy, capitalism, etc. American settlers were no doubt "fuckin capitalist asshole murderers and rapists" in their plunder of native Indian populations and in the treatment of slaves. So where's the blood on our hands? Wait... there isn't any, is there? Because when America slaughters, enslaves, and invades countries in the name of capitalism and democracy, it's fine, we're patriotic, we're just doing the world a service. But when someone else does it in the name of a cause that isn't that, they're murderers, they're sinful, they should be shunned. Motherfucking hypocrisy, that's all it is.


I am not American,I am Croatian.I agree with you about Americans.But communists killed and persecuted my ancestors-grandfathers,uncles,distant relatives
so I hate even the small thought about communism.Everyone who has someone who is victim from the greatest evil of mankind must be heard,I didn't even noticed
this is aprils joke,haha when I saw the picture of that low life,yes thats what he was-low life-murderer who smoked cigars while he killed peasants and then
he gave land to other lazy low lives.end of the story.
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01.04.2013 - 20:05
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
Buena historia, hermano.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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01.04.2013 - 20:09
InnerSelf
proofread free
احسنت
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He who is not bold enough
to be stared at from across the abyss
is not bold enough
to stare into it himself.
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01.04.2013 - 20:16
InnerSelf
proofread free
Written by Guest on 01.04.2013 at 16:32

ايه الخرة ابن المتناكة ده؟

عرصات
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He who is not bold enough
to be stared at from across the abyss
is not bold enough
to stare into it himself.
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01.04.2013 - 20:23
Darkside Momo
Retired
Elite
What the heck?

OK, je rejoins la révolution !!!! Boutons tous ces glaouiches hors de... de... je sais pas mais voilà !!!
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My Author's Blog (in French)


"You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you"

"I've lost too many years now
I'm stealing back my soul
I am awake"
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01.04.2013 - 20:37
Metalxer
Dobra prvoaprilska ?ala!
Happy april 1st
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I like the smell of freshly toasted transistors early in the morning.
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01.04.2013 - 21:03
Angelic Storm
Melodious
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 01.04.2013 at 13:29
it is extremely annoying after one or two goes.


It was very annoying... I'd just installed some updates during the night, and at first, I thought it was a computer problem when the MS pages kept going upside down. But I quickly realised that since it wasn't affecting any other web pages, and it being April 1st, that it was most likely an "April fools". In all my years, I think I've only actually found a couple of April fools jokes funny, generally I just find them tiresome....
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01.04.2013 - 21:05
بسيطة ياعرصات !!!
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01.04.2013 - 21:10
BitterCOld
The Ancient One
Admin
Say adios to Mr. Doctor... anyone else participating in these uprisings will start getting hammered once i get around to it.
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get the fuck off my lawn.

Beer Bug Virus Spotify Playlist crafted by Nikarg and I. Feel free to tune in and add some pertinent metal tunes!
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01.04.2013 - 21:11
Uldreth
Written by qlacs on 01.04.2013 at 09:44

Ezaz haver! Mindenki bekaphatja!!

Átvesszük a kibaszott uralmat DD
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01.04.2013 - 21:21
Written by X-Ray Rod on 01.04.2013 at 17:27

Creo que tomare un corto cada vez que llegue alguien que se tome la foto del Che en serio.


Te apaño desde la madre patria...
¡¡Vengaré tu ban, compañero!! ='(
¡RODRIGO, AMIGO, EL PUEBLO ESTÁ CONTIGO! ¡HISPANOS A LUCHAR CONTRA EL YUGO DE LOS GRINGOS!

(es terrible escribir al revés)
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01.04.2013 - 21:24
Fredd
Account deleted
اموت انا في البزاز
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01.04.2013 - 21:42
Skøllgrim
Northern
Viss du ikkje er rede til å døy for det, ta ordet 'fridom' ut av ordforrådet ditt.
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01.04.2013 - 22:05
Morteza K.
Sihdir!
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01.04.2013 - 22:21
Sr Tumnus
La raja la wea!!!! (Chile)
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Damn is good!
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01.04.2013 - 22:36
?apleee
Mouthcrab
Written by BitterCOld on 01.04.2013 at 21:10

Say adios to Mr. Doctor... anyone else participating in these uprisings will start getting hammered once i get around to it.

MNLE
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"Without judgement, perception would increase a million times."~Chuck Schuldiner

Less coherent than Anal Cunt.

Eric Brecht once liked my Facebook comment. Therefore, by the translative property, Chuck Schuldiner like my comment.
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01.04.2013 - 22:54
Excelente iniciativa. Es una pena que los staff de aca son tan gays los de USA que no aprecian la lucha de las naciones menores.
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EL PUEBLO UNIDO JAMAS SERA VENCIDO
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01.04.2013 - 23:12
VaronoZz
Vampbaron
σσσιηηλλακκκα μουυυυ...!!!
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give praise for the blood it bled,
grant a rose for the dead...
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01.04.2013 - 23:52
Introspekrieg
Totemic Lust
Elite
Y tu mamá también
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02.04.2013 - 00:05
Fastus
Euskeraz norbait?
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02.04.2013 - 00:18
Maco
Pvt Funderground
Que interesante.... en serio....
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Crackhead Megadeth reigns supreme.
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