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The Rules Of Metal

If you want to be a TRUE metalhead, you should read each of these at least 5 times and memorize them word by word. Follow these simple rules and no one will dare to call you a poser anymore!


The Epic Sequel to the 101 Rules of Power metal
by Geddysciple
9.5 | 79 votes

101 Rules of Being a Metalstormer
by pyroleprechaun
9.5 | 148 votes

101 rules of Power metal
by Geddysciple
9.4 | 97 votes

101 Rules Of Being An Elitist Metal Fan
by Captain Obvious
9.4 | 15 votes

101 Rules Of Industrial Metal
by toxichof
9.4 | 14 votes

196 rules of Doom metal
by Ozman
9.3 | 50 votes

101 rules of Prog metal
by Deadsoulman
9.2 | 46 votes

101 rules of Death metal
by Herzebeth
9.2 | 46 votes

101 Rules For Going To A Metal Concert
by Dangerboner
9.2 | 57 votes

101 rules of Black metal
by Ivan
9.1 | 63 votes

101 rules of Nu metal
by Deadsoulman
9 | 26 votes

101 rules of Deathcore
by Inferno
8.5 | 36 votes

101 Rules of Thrash Metal
by selken
8.3 | 52 votes

101 Rules of NWOBHM (New Wave of British Heavy Metal)
by Ben2k9
8.1 | 14 votes

The 69 rules of picking up chicks at metal concerts.
by Valentin B
7.7 | 35 votes

75 Rules Of Being A True Metallica Fan
by ProjectEndgame
7.7 | 23 votes

101 Rules Of The New Wave Of Black Metal
by Karlabos
7.4 | 7 votes

101 Rules Of Viking Metal
by TheSoloist500
7 | 6 votes

Headbanging Tutorial
by cobrapel
4.9 | 7 votes

101 rules of Folk metal
by NiederHaven
4.7 | 29 votes

101 Rules Of Being A Metal Storm Album Reviewer
by VezzyRattlehead
3.9 | 31 votes

55 rules that you must follow if you are a Megadeth fan!
by DeathSlyzer
3.4 | 23 votes

How To Name A Metal Band
by Oso Tormenta
1.7 | 39 votes