The Metalhead's 12 Days of Christmas

Posted by: Raging Dreamer
Date: 10.12.2010

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The Metalhead's 12 Days of Christmas (to be sung (or growled) to the usual tune)

On the --- day of Christmas, my band mates gave to me
a brand new flying vee
2 severed heads
3 distortion pedals
4 backstage passes (To see SLAYER! - ah guys, you're the best!)
5 nails through the neck
6 guitar strings
7 Death albums
8 days of whiplash
9 mosh pit fatalities
10 kegs of beer
11 pagan funerals
12 disemboweled corpses


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Raging Dreamer - 15.12.2010 at 09:17  
Well the severed heads and disemboweled corpses are stage props, obviously, but I guess this version must suck lol.... too bad, I would have thought it hilarious to have heard it actually growled.

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