Worst Black Metal Video


Worst Black Metal Video

Posted by: Cuca Beludo
Date: 15.10.2011

 
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I just found this video circulating the web. I can't explain what is this, looks like black metal with some hardcore influences ( ) and there's a guy playing an accordion ( ). The point here is the video! You need to watch at least until 1:03, where is my favorite part, The Bleeding Bible....




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20.10.2011 - 21:20
The Shape 1973
Still better than Burzum.
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21.10.2011 - 21:25
Cuca Beludo
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Written by The Shape 1973 on 20.10.2011 at 21:20

Still better than Burzum.



You are kidding!
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23.10.2011 - 14:12
The Shape 1973
Written by Guest on 21.10.2011 at 21:25

Written by The Shape 1973 on 20.10.2011 at 21:20

Still better than Burzum.



You are kidding!

No. Deadly serious.
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23.10.2011 - 23:12
Slayer666
Written by The Shape 1973 on 20.10.2011 at 21:20

Still better than Burzum.

Pfft, hardly. I'm willing to bet these guys never offed anyone.
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25.10.2011 - 21:55
The Shape 1973
Written by Slayer666 on 23.10.2011 at 23:12

Written by The Shape 1973 on 20.10.2011 at 21:20

Still better than Burzum.

Pfft, hardly. I'm willing to bet these guys never offed anyone.

But they both sound like strangled chickens.
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27.10.2011 - 20:43
Infernal Eternal
It's just a joke right? these guys are really anyway
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31.10.2011 - 15:16
Cuca Beludo
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Written by Infernal Eternal on 27.10.2011 at 20:43

It's just a joke right? these guys are really anyway


At first I thought the same, but they even have an facebook page.
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27.01.2012 - 21:52
Cuca Beludo
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Written by The Shape 1973 on 20.10.2011 at 21:20

Still better than Burzum.


I started to like Burzum after this comment. Thanks!
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28.01.2012 - 19:01
BloodTears
ANA-thema
The things people do
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29

Like you could kiss my ass.
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08.02.2012 - 21:53
Uldreth
Symphonic Blackcore at its best

hihi
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10.02.2012 - 18:03
Cuca Beludo
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Written by Uldreth on 08.02.2012 at 21:53

Symphonic Blackcore at its best

hihi


a new genre has emerged
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11.02.2012 - 00:03
Apatheria
...Try as I might, I have nothing clever to say. I'm just aghast at what I've witnessed.
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23.02.2012 - 18:41
theFIST
Written by Guest on 10.02.2012 at 18:03

Written by Uldreth on 08.02.2012 at 21:53

Symphonic Blackcore at its best

hihi


a new genre has emerged


i hope not, seeing blackcore kids would be quite annoying
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Written by Warman on 07.11.2007 at 22:39
Haha, that's like saying "compose your own Metal album and upload it here, instead of writing a review of an album". :lol:
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23.02.2012 - 19:24
Cuca Beludo
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Written by theFIST on 23.02.2012 at 18:41

Written by Guest on 10.02.2012 at 18:03

Written by Uldreth on 08.02.2012 at 21:53

Symphonic Blackcore at its best

hihi


a new genre has emerged


i hope not, seeing blackcore kids would be quite annoying


It's quite annoying even to see "kids" with Black metal t-shirts.
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23.02.2012 - 19:36
theFIST
Written by Guest on 23.02.2012 at 19:24

Written by theFIST on 23.02.2012 at 18:41

Written by Guest on 10.02.2012 at 18:03

Written by Uldreth on 08.02.2012 at 21:53

Symphonic Blackcore at its best

hihi


a new genre has emerged


i hope not, seeing blackcore kids would be quite annoying


It's quite annoying even to see "kids" with Black metal t-shirts.


then it"s at least black metal, not some shitty trendcore garbage
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Written by Warman on 07.11.2007 at 22:39
Haha, that's like saying "compose your own Metal album and upload it here, instead of writing a review of an album". :lol:
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24.02.2012 - 18:44
Cuca Beludo
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Written by theFIST on 23.02.2012 at 19:36

then it"s at least black metal, not some shitty trendcore garbage


Just Cradle of Filth/Dimmu Borgir stuff. These guys wear T shirts of mainstream black metal bands only to be considered "tr00 kvlt dangerous 666 metal from hell", but in the end, they don't even know who's Dani Filth.

They think their are black, but their are gay.
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24.02.2012 - 19:45
theFIST
Written by Guest on 24.02.2012 at 18:44

Written by theFIST on 23.02.2012 at 19:36

then it"s at least black metal, not some shitty trendcore garbage


Just Cradle of Filth/Dimmu Borgir stuff. These guys wear T shirts of mainstream black metal bands only to be considered "tr00 kvlt dangerous 666 metal from hell", but in the end, they don't even know who's Dani Filth.

They think their are black, but their are gay.


that"s not mainstream black, that"s not black at all. it"s synphonic (or however that"s written)
they used to play black, but back then they weren"t that famous
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Written by Warman on 07.11.2007 at 22:39
Haha, that's like saying "compose your own Metal album and upload it here, instead of writing a review of an album". :lol:
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24.02.2012 - 20:24
Cuca Beludo
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Written by theFIST on 24.02.2012 at 19:45

Written by Guest on 24.02.2012 at 18:44

Written by theFIST on 23.02.2012 at 19:36

then it"s at least black metal, not some shitty trendcore garbage


Just Cradle of Filth/Dimmu Borgir stuff. These guys wear T shirts of mainstream black metal bands only to be considered "tr00 kvlt dangerous 666 metal from hell", but in the end, they don't even know who's Dani Filth.

They think their are black, but their are gay.


that"s not mainstream black, that"s not black at all. it"s synphonic (or however that"s written)
they used to play black, but back then they weren"t that famous


But now they are famous and have a legion of "fans".

Also, when I said "They think their are black, but their are gay", I meant the fans that don't know about the music, not the band or the members
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03.07.2012 - 13:49
FeralThorns
Written by Guest on 24.02.2012 at 18:44

Written by theFIST on 23.02.2012 at 19:36

then it"s at least black metal, not some shitty trendcore garbage


Just Cradle of Filth/Dimmu Borgir stuff. These guys wear T shirts of mainstream black metal bands only to be considered "tr00 kvlt dangerous 666 metal from hell", but in the end, they don't even know who's Dani Filth.

They think their are black, but their are gay.


Little did you know, there are in fact "kids" who listen to real black metal. There's not many (at least where I am, I seem to be the only true metalhead in my town), but we exist.
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03.07.2012 - 14:18
enumaelis
Just watched this from a band near my town. and don't know yet if they are serious or not XD
I got the video from the blog of the drummer, where he described how great was a concert of this band in 3rd person :O
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04.07.2012 - 02:18
Cuca Beludo
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Written by FeralThorns on 03.07.2012 at 13:49

Little did you know, there are in fact "kids" who listen to real black metal. There's not many (at least where I am, I seem to be the only true metalhead in my town), but we exist.


Me and my big mounth. Just forgive me for my stupid words. I like a lot of mainstream metal and I was talking shit about things I don't like.
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04.07.2012 - 21:12
Gothya
Well, after all it wasnt as bad as i've seen many other black metal bands trying to pretend they're "black metal" when they make just rubbish (being honest)::)
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04.07.2012 - 21:19
Gothya
Written by Guest on 27.01.2012 at 21:52

Written by The Shape 1973 on 20.10.2011 at 21:20

Still better than Burzum.


I started to like Burzum after this comment. Thanks!


so did I... dunno what i was waiting for...
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05.07.2012 - 01:11
axelx666
Oh you discovered youtube: where anyone can put on black face paint and call themselves black metal.
or make an ameteur video.


this is called a "FREE" music video boys and girls, probably filmed in their parent's house.

but on a nicer note: funny video thx for putting it up.
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"on olemassa asioita karmivimmat yönä olen yksi heistä."
" we are the new bucolic,we are the pulse of the maggots"
"END"
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30.09.2012 - 04:21
scrambles
I think the saddest part of this video is that the drummer is actually pretty good. what a waste...
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02.10.2012 - 19:54
Dead Eternity
Saaaaaaaaatan!!!
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02.10.2012 - 20:03
Dead Eternity
Written by enumaelis on 03.07.2012 at 14:18

Just watched this from a band near my town. and don't know yet if they are serious or not XD
I got the video from the blog of the drummer, where he described how great was a concert of this band in 3rd person :O


WTF is this?! OMG
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