Worst Black Metal Video

Posted by: Cuca Beludo
Date: 15.10.2011

 
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I just found this video circulating the web. I can't explain what is this, looks like black metal with some hardcore influences ( ) and there's a guy playing an accordion ( ). The point here is the video! You need to watch at least until 1:03, where is my favorite part, The Bleeding Bible....




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The Shape 1973 - 20.10.2011 at 21:20  
Still better than Burzum.
Cuca Beludo - 21.10.2011 at 21:25  
Written by The Shape 1973 on 20.10.2011 at 21:20

Still better than Burzum.



You are kidding!
The Shape 1973 - 23.10.2011 at 14:12  
Written by Guest on 21.10.2011 at 21:25

Written by The Shape 1973 on 20.10.2011 at 21:20

Still better than Burzum.



You are kidding!

No. Deadly serious.
Slayer666 - 23.10.2011 at 23:12  
Written by The Shape 1973 on 20.10.2011 at 21:20

Still better than Burzum.

Pfft, hardly. I'm willing to bet these guys never offed anyone.
The Shape 1973 - 25.10.2011 at 21:55  
Written by Slayer666 on 23.10.2011 at 23:12

Written by The Shape 1973 on 20.10.2011 at 21:20

Still better than Burzum.

Pfft, hardly. I'm willing to bet these guys never offed anyone.

But they both sound like strangled chickens.
Infernal Eternal - 27.10.2011 at 20:43  
It's just a joke right? these guys are really anyway
Cuca Beludo - 31.10.2011 at 15:16  
Written by Infernal Eternal on 27.10.2011 at 20:43

It's just a joke right? these guys are really anyway


At first I thought the same, but they even have an facebook page.
Cuca Beludo - 27.01.2012 at 21:52  
Written by The Shape 1973 on 20.10.2011 at 21:20

Still better than Burzum.


I started to like Burzum after this comment. Thanks!
BloodTears - 28.01.2012 at 19:01  
The things people do
Uldreth - 08.02.2012 at 21:53  
Symphonic Blackcore at its best

hihi
Cuca Beludo - 10.02.2012 at 18:03  
Written by Uldreth on 08.02.2012 at 21:53

Symphonic Blackcore at its best

hihi


a new genre has emerged
Apatheria - 11.02.2012 at 00:03  
...Try as I might, I have nothing clever to say. I'm just aghast at what I've witnessed.
theFIST - 23.02.2012 at 18:41  
Written by Guest on 10.02.2012 at 18:03

Written by Uldreth on 08.02.2012 at 21:53

Symphonic Blackcore at its best

hihi


a new genre has emerged


i hope not, seeing blackcore kids would be quite annoying
Cuca Beludo - 23.02.2012 at 19:24  
Written by theFIST on 23.02.2012 at 18:41

Written by Guest on 10.02.2012 at 18:03

Written by Uldreth on 08.02.2012 at 21:53

Symphonic Blackcore at its best

hihi


a new genre has emerged


i hope not, seeing blackcore kids would be quite annoying


It's quite annoying even to see "kids" with Black metal t-shirts.
theFIST - 23.02.2012 at 19:36  
Written by Guest on 23.02.2012 at 19:24

Written by theFIST on 23.02.2012 at 18:41

Written by Guest on 10.02.2012 at 18:03

Written by Uldreth on 08.02.2012 at 21:53

Symphonic Blackcore at its best

hihi


a new genre has emerged


i hope not, seeing blackcore kids would be quite annoying


It's quite annoying even to see "kids" with Black metal t-shirts.


then it"s at least black metal, not some shitty trendcore garbage
Cuca Beludo - 24.02.2012 at 18:44  
Written by theFIST on 23.02.2012 at 19:36

then it"s at least black metal, not some shitty trendcore garbage


Just Cradle of Filth/Dimmu Borgir stuff. These guys wear T shirts of mainstream black metal bands only to be considered "tr00 kvlt dangerous 666 metal from hell", but in the end, they don't even know who's Dani Filth.

They think their are black, but their are gay.
theFIST - 24.02.2012 at 19:45  
Written by Guest on 24.02.2012 at 18:44

Written by theFIST on 23.02.2012 at 19:36

then it"s at least black metal, not some shitty trendcore garbage


Just Cradle of Filth/Dimmu Borgir stuff. These guys wear T shirts of mainstream black metal bands only to be considered "tr00 kvlt dangerous 666 metal from hell", but in the end, they don't even know who's Dani Filth.

They think their are black, but their are gay.


that"s not mainstream black, that"s not black at all. it"s synphonic (or however that"s written)
they used to play black, but back then they weren"t that famous
Cuca Beludo - 24.02.2012 at 20:24  
Written by theFIST on 24.02.2012 at 19:45

Written by Guest on 24.02.2012 at 18:44

Written by theFIST on 23.02.2012 at 19:36

then it"s at least black metal, not some shitty trendcore garbage


Just Cradle of Filth/Dimmu Borgir stuff. These guys wear T shirts of mainstream black metal bands only to be considered "tr00 kvlt dangerous 666 metal from hell", but in the end, they don't even know who's Dani Filth.

They think their are black, but their are gay.


that"s not mainstream black, that"s not black at all. it"s synphonic (or however that"s written)
they used to play black, but back then they weren"t that famous


But now they are famous and have a legion of "fans".

Also, when I said "They think their are black, but their are gay", I meant the fans that don't know about the music, not the band or the members
FeralThorns - 03.07.2012 at 13:49  
Written by Guest on 24.02.2012 at 18:44

Written by theFIST on 23.02.2012 at 19:36

then it"s at least black metal, not some shitty trendcore garbage


Just Cradle of Filth/Dimmu Borgir stuff. These guys wear T shirts of mainstream black metal bands only to be considered "tr00 kvlt dangerous 666 metal from hell", but in the end, they don't even know who's Dani Filth.

They think their are black, but their are gay.


Little did you know, there are in fact "kids" who listen to real black metal. There's not many (at least where I am, I seem to be the only true metalhead in my town), but we exist.
enumaelis - 03.07.2012 at 14:18  
Just watched this from a band near my town. and don't know yet if they are serious or not XD
I got the video from the blog of the drummer, where he described how great was a concert of this band in 3rd person :O
Cuca Beludo - 04.07.2012 at 02:18  
Written by FeralThorns on 03.07.2012 at 13:49

Little did you know, there are in fact "kids" who listen to real black metal. There's not many (at least where I am, I seem to be the only true metalhead in my town), but we exist.


Me and my big mounth. Just forgive me for my stupid words. I like a lot of mainstream metal and I was talking shit about things I don't like.
Gothya - 04.07.2012 at 21:12  
Well, after all it wasnt as bad as i've seen many other black metal bands trying to pretend they're "black metal" when they make just rubbish (being honest)::)
Gothya - 04.07.2012 at 21:19  
Written by Guest on 27.01.2012 at 21:52

Written by The Shape 1973 on 20.10.2011 at 21:20

Still better than Burzum.


I started to like Burzum after this comment. Thanks!


so did I... dunno what i was waiting for...
axelx666 - 05.07.2012 at 01:11  
Oh you discovered youtube: where anyone can put on black face paint and call themselves black metal.
or make an ameteur video.


this is called a "FREE" music video boys and girls, probably filmed in their parent's house.

but on a nicer note: funny video thx for putting it up.
slampig - 30.09.2012 at 04:21  
I think the saddest part of this video is that the drummer is actually pretty good. what a waste...
LordHypnos - 02.10.2012 at 19:54  
Saaaaaaaaatan!!!
LordHypnos - 02.10.2012 at 20:03  
Written by enumaelis on 03.07.2012 at 14:18

Just watched this from a band near my town. and don't know yet if they are serious or not XD
I got the video from the blog of the drummer, where he described how great was a concert of this band in 3rd person :O


WTF is this?! OMG

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