How To Name A Metal Band

Posted by: Oso Tormenta
Date: 06.06.2012

 
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-- How To Name a Metal Band --

Just a few tips to find a name for your band:

1. You need a band...
2. If you don't have one, make one! (obviously)
3. Take any weird word you like
4. Ok! here's one... you dumb ass: Pedorro
5. Use Your Ilussion II (Shit!! that fuckin' album playing in my head again!)
6. Better use the force luke...
7. Try to mix, remix, load or reload that word (forget load or reload, those was a very gay albums)
8. Now the tips.. If your band are into..
9. Heavy Metal: Pedorron
10. Thrash Metal: Pedorration
11. Death Metal: Dispedorrement
12. Power Metal: PedorricForce
13. Black Metal: PedorriChrist
14. Doom Metal: Pedorricus
15. Punk: The Pedorred
16. HardCore: Pedorrist
17. Gothic/Avant or any shit like that: Pedorronia
18. A Mexican or Latin American Metal Band: Pedorrera
19. Hard Rock: That's not metal!
20. Nu Metal: That's shit!
21. Or even you can title an album... "Epical Misteris Dom Pedorris"
22. Hasta la vista, pedorros!

(c) 2012 Oso Tormenta (StormBear)

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Josh Gottret - 30.06.2012 at 00:47  
Poor man, actually your ideas are stupid!
How you can put "PEDORROS" on a name, being that METAL is meaning of EPIC, BRAVERY, POWER and a lot of things that represente pride and honor!!!
Try to reboot your brain and realize where is the METAL in your life!
Boxcar Willy - 30.06.2012 at 16:57  
That was 2 minutes that I can never get back.
Mattybu - 30.06.2012 at 23:05  
Damn it, it's copyrighted... I was gonna plagiarize this but the FBI will shut me down
Big-Al - 05.07.2012 at 13:03  
Héhé funny
Warman - 30.07.2012 at 22:44  
WTF is this? How did this even get accepted?
Sync - 24.09.2012 at 21:00  
I now grace this the Lulu of 'Funny Stuff'
Jaeryd17‍ - 28.01.2013 at 20:11  
Written by Sync on 24.09.2012 at 21:00

I now grace this the Lulu of 'Funny Stuff'

I'm sure there's worse out there. Well, I mean, there probably is. I haven't checked, so maybe not. But chances are... yeah I don't know you might be right.
Boxcar Willy - 28.01.2013 at 22:08  
Written by Jaeryd17‍ on 28.01.2013 at 20:11

Written by Sync on 24.09.2012 at 21:00

I now grace this the Lulu of 'Funny Stuff'

I'm sure there's worse out there. Well, I mean, there probably is. I haven't checked, so maybe not. But chances are... yeah I don't know you might be right.

No, there's nothing worse, this is indeed, the Lulu of the funny section.
Jaeryd17‍ - 28.01.2013 at 22:30  
The person who made this should also know that hard rock and nu metal are still more metal than punk and hardcore punk.
Alex Fenger - 28.01.2013 at 22:59  
"those was a very gay albums"... that makes me cringe

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