Anal Cunt

With: Seth Putnam
Conducted by: jupitreas (e-mail)
Published: 30.09.2010

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Anal Cunt


Liked by few, hated by most, entertaining to all - Seth Putnam and his Anal Cunt have the sort of notoriety that many a black metal musician can only dream about. Nevertheless, Seth's been a little quiet recently so we decided to find out whats up with him. Here's a short interview with Seth, transcribed for us by Dan of Patac Records.

jupitreas: Hows your health? Do you still suffer from the effects of your coma?
Seth: I'd say I'm 90% better, my balance is unsteady at times, but my health and attitude has been the best shape ever. Doing some exercises and stuff..

j: Are you surprised you're still alive? Do you still drink and take drugs?
S: Yes of course! To both.

j: What do you do all day?
S: Some days I practice, with the different bands I'm in, somedays I get loaded, somedays I do both.

j: Do you still hate everybody or are you more gentle in your old age?
S: Slightly gentler I guess, but I still hate tons of people.

j: What is the real Seth Putnam like? Do you offend and beat people up or are you fun to hang out with?
S: The older Seth Putnam used to be the BIGGEST asshjole in the world, more recently, people seem to enjoy me more, probably since the coma.

j: Anal Cunt and your other projects are all pretty unfriendly and I can't imagine you're selling a lot of albums. How do you earn money to live?
S: Since the coma, i get disability from the government, I'm married and my wife has a good job.


Here's Seth's wife, click on the thumbnail if you really need to see the full NSFW version.


j: Do you think "Fuckin A" will sell well because its a funny album?
S: I think it's a kickass heavy metal record, that's why it will sell well, not because it's funny. It will stand out because nobody else is doing anything like it.

j: You claim to offer "professional services" on the Wicked Sick Records website. What does that entail?
S: I give guitar lessons, produce records, vocal lessons, blah blah blah

j: Can you write a hateful song about something if I pay you?
S: Sure, there's actually a record coming out soon, if you give me a $100 and a song title, I'll write lyrics and music and ill give you like five copies of the record.

j: What the fuck is up with your future releases? You should update your website more often. Will "Wearing Out Our Welcome" ever be released?
S: WOOW should be out later this year on limited appeal records, it just needs to be mastered. The website's fucked up because I lost the computer program I was using, it will be fixed eventually though.

j: What about your other projects? What should we look forward to hearing?
S: Full Blown AIDS has a 2LP set coming out in a month or two, I'm doing a 4 record set called "The Worst Of Seth Putnam" which will feature unheard bands and songs i've written since 84.



j: Will you tour Europe anytime soon?
S: Sometime between january and march, we will be doing a ten date tour, no details yet.

j: Were you ever inspired by noise and noise rock like Merzbow, Big Black and shit like that?
S: Never. Anal Cunt isn't influenced by anything, except bands previous that have the same sound, mostly stuff that was never released.

j: Say a few things about these bands if you know of them:
Brutal Truth

S: Friends of mine, good guys. I dont think the music's all that great.

Down
S: They're friends of mine, but I think they're extremely boring.

Napalm Death
S: I used to make fun of them all the time, now we get along, we toured with them in 2004 and had an awesome time together.

Deicide
S: I dont know them personally, but I think they're boring.

Boyd Rice/NON
S: Yawn.

Cephalic Carnage
S: One of the worst bands Ive ever seen live. I saw them in SF, the singer said "I guess noone in SF smokes pot" what the fuck, Grateful Dead and Jefferson Airplane are from there, you fucking retard, I hate bands that say things to get fan reactions :: Seth mimics the singer and talks nonsense like a retard and throws the word weed in between the nonsense:: I think they sound like a cross between Richard Simmons and a chain of gay bars.



Shining
S: Never heard of them.

j: Is there anything else you wanna communicate to the world or to the people who read this website?
S: 2011 will be a big year, FUCKIN A and WOOW will be out, tour, Relapse will be reissuing a 2 cd set from 88-91 including unheard material that I have never played to anyone. Buy everything.


 



Posted on 30.09.2010 by
jupitreas
With Metal Storm since 2002, jupitreas has been subjecting the masses to his reviews for quite a while now. Privately not actually an asshole, he lives in Warsaw, Poland, where he runs his small graphic and web design business.
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MeTalRea|istiK - 30.09.2010 at 17:47  
Idiot!!
Angelic Storm - 30.09.2010 at 18:33  
Written by MeTalRea|istiK on 30.09.2010 at 17:47

Idiot!!


Thank you, you saved me the bother of having to say that.
BestMetalstormer - 30.09.2010 at 19:42  
Lol I like this guy and the Jupitreas manner of interview is not bad
DIO Is God - 30.09.2010 at 20:01  
Lol, this guy's awesome! The music's awesome, too.
Valentin B - 30.09.2010 at 21:06  
Hahahah buy everything

music ain't for me but he is fucking funny
Mr. Doctor - 30.09.2010 at 21:57  
Omfg at the wife pic... I mean... Holy shit that guy is brutal hahahahahahahaha
Hamird - 30.09.2010 at 23:47  
He's a nice man and he deserved such a responsible wife...
And talking about Cephalic Carnage shows that he's still got the potential to piss off people... It's an art anyway.
Nice interview by the way.
Angelic Storm - 30.09.2010 at 23:53  
If pissing people off is an "art", then more than half the world are up there with Leonardo Da Vinci and Chuck Schuldiner.

And I really wish I hadnt clicked on that pic. Ewwww... lol
Array - 01.10.2010 at 00:20  
"I'm married and my wife has a good job..." x]
JohnDoe - 01.10.2010 at 00:43  
Written by Array on 01.10.2010 at 00:20

"I'm married and my wife has a good job..." x]


yes, apparently a blow one
Hamird - 01.10.2010 at 02:00  
I was wondering the same thing.. I wanted to ask if prostitutes are well paid there or what.. That they can live with the money earned by his wife
Kap'N Korrupt - 01.10.2010 at 03:35  
Seth is such a fucked up individual...fucking disgusting picture, wish I never saw that one...he's such a self-important fuckup asshole...good interview nonetheless...I DO listen to Anal Cunt though here and there...even though hes an arse, Anal Cunt is decent here and there...hopefully some of his material coming out in 2011 will be reminiscent of some of the 90s A.C that I used to rock on the stereo...calls Deicide boring eh? They have a fucking lot more skill in the hair follicles on their testicles than he will ever have in his entire being...
Doc Godin - 01.10.2010 at 10:33  
Quote:
j: Can you write a hateful song about something if I pay you?
S: Sure, there's actually a record coming out soon, if you give me a $100 and a song title, I'll write lyrics and music and ill give you like five copies of the record.


Easily the best part of the interview. This guy cracks me up.
vezzy - 01.10.2010 at 16:08  
Written by Angelic Storm on 30.09.2010 at 23:53

If pissing people off is an "art", then more than half the world are up there with Leonardo Da Vinci and Chuck Schuldiner.


You read Kam Lee's interview for Voices From The Dark Side?

Anyway, it seems that Seth doesn't really care about what's going on (especially the interview), so it's a bit dry, but some fine bits.
bluegreengod - 01.10.2010 at 19:56  
I love the pic of his wife. Now THAT is a great way to start the day off!
Vitriolic Hate - 01.10.2010 at 20:56  
Written by Guest on 01.10.2010 at 03:35

Seth is such a fucked up individual...fucking disgusting picture, wish I never saw that one...he's such a self-important fuckup asshole...good interview nonetheless...I DO listen to Anal Cunt though here and there...even though hes an arse, Anal Cunt is decent here and there...hopefully some of his material coming out in 2011 will be reminiscent of some of the 90s A.C that I used to rock on the stereo...calls Deicide boring eh? They have a fucking lot more skill in the hair follicles on their testicles than he will ever have in his entire being...

Agreed, He is retarded!
Uirapuru - 02.10.2010 at 01:12  
Lol, Genious. Great interview.

What an approach, there is probably no other way to deal with him succesfully
Got Mayhem? - 02.10.2010 at 04:07  
What a hero.
Bad English - 03.10.2010 at 00:27  
LOL best pic in MS so far and his leg tatto looks like Panathinaikos LOL
Bad English - 03.10.2010 at 00:36  
OK coma, anybody of you can tell me what hepened, hwo eh gets there?

Angelic yes pissing ppl of is an art, I can do it well, if you need piss someone off buy me a beer or whisky, give his her name I will do it ok yes + 20 pounds

Array I sugest you watch Canal+ hits or action at 0:00 or 1:00 your time at night you will see how her wife earns money, blowing and sucking

Kap no pic was funny wanna see it how you can inject heroin and cum same time

Interwiew was good, short ansvers, but I cants ay much since I never listen band, dont like it
Lit. - 04.10.2010 at 01:46  
I respect him. That's all I can really say.

Except for the fact that I never really considered AC a Metal band.
BreadGod - 04.10.2010 at 09:21  
I'm disappointed by this review. I was expecting his answers to be a bit more eccentric.
MeTalRea|istiK - 04.10.2010 at 12:52  
He's an idiot..that's what he is..
..ExoTeaR.. - 05.10.2010 at 02:15  
What a fat disgusting human.

Good to see hes got a healthy supply of hammer and a wife that gives head tho, Sombodys got to live it I spose.

The only thing i would change is i would be smoking up big fat bowl of Ice and recieveing a head job <, playing guitar on downers sucks arse.
advent - 05.10.2010 at 04:18  
I think that the pic of his wife could tell us what a good job she has !!!!!

Disgusting.
Aetherius - 05.10.2010 at 10:30  
Didnt know what i was getting into when i clicked the picture, should have read the mouse type! harhar. Entertaining read!
MeTalRea|istiK - 05.10.2010 at 15:57  
S: Since the coma, i get disability from the government, I'm married and my wife has a good job.

it means his wife has a good blow job!!
The Technogoat - 05.10.2010 at 18:35  
It's times like this that I'm glad I work from home. *Clicks pic again and is aghast...again*

Fun interview style, seemed to suit his slightly "erratic" character.
Murder - 06.10.2010 at 21:14  
J: Were you ever inspired by noise and noise rock like Merzbow, Big Black and shit like that?
S: Never. Anal Cunt isn't influenced by anything, except bands previous that have the same sound, mostly stuff that was never released.


LOL?...
Lovecraft - 07.10.2010 at 05:51  
Written by Vitriolic Hate on 01.10.2010 at 20:56

Written by Guest on 01.10.2010 at 03:35

Seth is such a fucked up individual...fucking disgusting picture, wish I never saw that one...he's such a self-important fuckup asshole...good interview nonetheless...I DO listen to Anal Cunt though here and there...even though hes an arse, Anal Cunt is decent here and there...hopefully some of his material coming out in 2011 will be reminiscent of some of the 90s A.C that I used to rock on the stereo...calls Deicide boring eh? They have a fucking lot more skill in the hair follicles on their testicles than he will ever have in his entire being...

Agreed, He is retarded!


Agreed.
@gent_-_orange - 08.10.2010 at 15:03  
Written by Bad English on 03.10.2010 at 00:36

OK coma, anybody of you can tell me what hepened, hwo eh gets there?

Angelic yes pissing ppl of is an art, I can do it well, if you need piss someone off buy me a beer or whisky, give his her name I will do it ok yes + 20 pounds



Can you come to england soon i have plenty of beer and a long list of people
BudDa - 13.10.2010 at 11:48  
This is funny and sad at the same time...
fazzeh - 15.10.2010 at 15:35  
Written by BudDa on 13.10.2010 at 11:48

This is funny and sad at the same time...


Mostly sad.
Kennoth - 22.10.2010 at 04:53  
Erm... I'll wander forevermore if his public persona is just a cleverly designed act, or is he truly fucked in the head. Probably a healthy mix of both I guess.

The whole purpose of AC is to piss people off, and I can respect that. And this is where my good opinion about them (him) ends.

Good pic btw. Need to get myself a wife like that in future.
LeChron James - 02.11.2010 at 01:04  
I personally think this dude is hilarious. though heroin almost always ends terribly, him tying himself off with a guitar cord while his wife gives him dome is pretty hilarious. same with him ragging on Cephalic Carnage and his willingness to write albums for people hahaha. he gets my props.
Ludicus - 10.11.2010 at 00:48  
This guy is awesome.
Untrell smiley - 29.12.2010 at 04:09  
I understand AC shit is supposed to be funny & it's a joke but this guy is a fuckin idiot loser. Aside from the fact that he is obviously gay maybe not by choice because there isn't a female on earth that would ever bang his disgusting ass so he has to bang men & is angry about it. He is the type of shithead that gives metal bands a bad name. It's too bad he didn't die when he ODed it would be 1 less jerk off on earth. He's so tough BULLSHIT!! Why would Chris Barnes want to fight this bitch & get arrested so this pussy could get a headline. Like I said the man is a FAG & hates himself for it. Here's some songs for him. 1 Seth was ass raped by CC Deville
2 Seth died choking on Cock! Just die loser
.Nemesis. - 25.01.2011 at 04:56  
Anal Cunt, as in a vagina inside of an asshole???

I know a few people like that
PGON DESTROYTRON - 08.02.2011 at 05:08  
GG Allin wannabe, and a huge asshat for not mentioning GG as an influence. Otherwise, great interview, but no, I didn't need to see the NSFW version. He's either got a tiny knob or she has no esophagus.
Cuca Beludo - 15.06.2011 at 19:36  
OMG i was eating when i clicked in the pic... sick!

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