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As mentioned, these are the biggest piles of shit I have sat through. Usually when I hear some complete crap I instantly turn it off or sometimes I listen to a couple of songs just to make sure it really is that bad. Now I'm presenting myself a new kind of challenge; to listen these albums completely! After all, with such a large fanbase, how could they be bad... yeah right.

This list will keep growing as long as I'm able to keep melting my brain with crap like this. It'll NOT include "lolshit", in other words stuff that is so bad it's actually funny so it is actually good. I'll make a list of those, too, though.

They are in order. First to come is the worst to go. In a competion like this, I appreciate unoriginal composition, heavily triggered drums, boring lyrics and "oh look at us were so metvl"-kind of attitude.

Created by: Heka69 | 09.11.2011



1. The Haunted - Unseen (2011)
2. Bullet For My Valentine - Fever (2011)
3. Sonic Syndicate - We Rule The Night (2010)
4. Trivium - Ember To Inferno (2003)
5. Cryptopsy - The Unspoken King (2008)
6. Drowning Pool - Sinner (2001)
7. Avenged Sevenfold - City Of Evil (2005)
8. In Flames - A Sense Of Purpose (2008)
9. Five Finger Death Punch - American Capitalist (2011)
10. Killswitch Engage - As Daylight Dies (2006)
11. In Flames - Come Clarity (2006)
12. Avenged Sevenfold - Avenged Sevenfold (2007)
13. Metallica - Lulu (2011)
14. Metallica - Re-Load (1997)
15. The Browning - Burn This World (2011)
16. Vanden Plas - The God Thing (1997)
17. Andromeda - II=I (2003)
18. Soilwork - Stabbing The Drama (2005)
19. Insomnium - One For Sorrow (2011)
20. Agalloch - Pale Folklore (1999)
21. Brain Drill - Apocalyptic Feasting (2008)



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JD - 10.11.2011 at 14:59  
Seeing Cryptopsy here makes me want to



on this list.
Yavanna - 10.11.2011 at 15:02  
Where is Lulu?
Or maybe you haven't listened to it?
Heka69 - 10.11.2011 at 17:01  
Written by JD on 10.11.2011 at 14:59

Seeing Cryptopsy here makes me want to



on this list.


Have you listened The Unspoken King? It's a disgrace.
Heka69 - 10.11.2011 at 17:02  
Written by Yavanna on 10.11.2011 at 15:02

Where is Lulu?
Or maybe you haven't listened to it?


No, I have not, I'm kinda afraid of it. But I think I'll have to, someday, it must be quite an achievement to be able to sit through it.
JD - 10.11.2011 at 17:06  
Written by Heka69 on 10.11.2011 at 17:01

Have you listened The Unspoken King? It's a disgrace.

Of course I did, and for me Cryptopsy NEVAR disgrace.
Heka69 - 10.11.2011 at 18:14  
Written by JD on 10.11.2011 at 17:06

Written by Heka69 on 10.11.2011 at 17:01

Have you listened The Unspoken King? It's a disgrace.

Of course I did, and for me Cryptopsy NEVAR disgrace.


Whatever. You clearly aren't particulary good at objective analyzation.
InnerSelf - 10.11.2011 at 18:26  
I can live with seeing any of these albums on a "all time bottom" list, but Pale Folklore !!!!!! it is not only good, but among the very best
JD - 10.11.2011 at 18:29  
Written by Heka69 on 10.11.2011 at 18:14

You clearly aren't particulary good at objective analyzation.



And btw Brain Drill isn't bad either.
Heka69 - 10.11.2011 at 20:33  
Written by InnerSelf on 10.11.2011 at 18:26

I can live with seeing any of these albums on a "all time bottom" list, but Pale Folklore !!!!!! it is not only good, but among the very best


I was shocked when listened it, I had no idea where all that praise had come. But worry not, as I build my list it'll get a lot lower place on it.
Heka69 - 10.11.2011 at 20:35  
Written by JD on 10.11.2011 at 18:29

And btw Brain Drill isn't bad either.


Quoting myself:
"I appreciate unoriginal composition, heavily triggered drums, boring lyrics and "oh look at us were so metvl"-kind of attitude."
Yeah, fits the bill.
Marcus - 10.11.2011 at 20:45  
Heh listen to some Striborg.
Heka69 - 10.11.2011 at 20:50  
Written by Marcus on 10.11.2011 at 20:45

Heh listen to some Striborg.

Hahah, this kinda neat! But it's that bad it's good, so it's gonna part of another list that I'll start later.
Troy Killjoy - 10.11.2011 at 21:24  
Written by Marcus on 10.11.2011 at 20:45
Heh listen to some Striborg.

I resent that.
Marcus - 10.11.2011 at 21:45  
Written by Troy Killjoy on 10.11.2011 at 21:24

Written by Marcus on 10.11.2011 at 20:45
Heh listen to some Striborg.

I resent that.

Sorry Troy, I remembering you recommending him to me a while back...
Troy Killjoy - 10.11.2011 at 21:46  
Written by Marcus on 10.11.2011 at 21:45
Sorry Troy, I remembering you recommending him to me a while back...

Was it... too extreme?

Marcus - 10.11.2011 at 21:54  
Written by Troy Killjoy on 10.11.2011 at 21:46

Was it... too extreme?

This was 3 seconds into the first song:

Daniell - 10.11.2011 at 22:11  
Written by JD on 10.11.2011 at 18:29

And btw Brain Drill isn't bad either.


You're right, it's not bad. It's very bad.
JD - 10.11.2011 at 22:19  
Written by Daniell on 10.11.2011 at 22:11

Written by JD on 10.11.2011 at 18:29

And btw Brain Drill isn't bad either.


You're right, it's not bad. It's very bad.



I know about your hatred to BR00TALDETHMETAL, so I'm not gonna argue with you about it.

SLAM SLAM BR000TAL 4 EVAAAAAAAAAAAR.
Troy Killjoy - 10.11.2011 at 22:21  
Written by JD on 10.11.2011 at 22:19
SLAM SLAM BR000TAL 4 EVAAAAAAAAAAAR.

The problem with Brain Drill is the unnecessarily OTT technicality.

And I don't think Brain Drill is a slam band. That term is usually reserved for modern Suffocation, Putridity, Cephalotripsy, etc.
JD - 10.11.2011 at 22:26  
Written by Troy Killjoy on 10.11.2011 at 22:21

And I don't think Brain Drill is a slam band.

It's not I didn't say Brain Drill is a slam, but I always read his comments about how much he hates the SLAM BR00TAL DETH, so I'm just trolling, but you ruined it.
Daniell - 10.11.2011 at 22:43  
Written by JD on 10.11.2011 at 22:19

I know about your hatred to BR00TALDETHMETAL, so I'm not gonna argue with you about it.
SLAM SLAM BR000TAL 4 EVAAAAAAAAAAAR.


It's not that Brain Drill excel at pointless fretboard wankery, while at the same time the drumming is totally boring and uninspired, not to mention the ten-a-penny vocalist. Also, their songs are utterly boring. there's not a shred of invention or inspiration in them, just an array of riffs with neither sense nor order.

The fact that their music is categorised as brutal death metal is pure coincidence
Roro - 10.11.2011 at 23:28  
But i like Killswitch Engage : As Daylight Dies
u can find way worse from that album
strade - 11.11.2011 at 01:42  
There's no way Pale Folklore makes it on this list. That's absolutely, patently, insanely ridiculous.
Heka69 - 11.11.2011 at 15:23  
Written by Roro on 10.11.2011 at 23:28

But i like Killswitch Engage : As Daylight Dies
u can find way worse from that album


Yeah, it's not the first one. But still horrible.
Thank you guys for supporting me on Brain Drills suckaceness.
JohnDoe - 11.11.2011 at 18:04  
What's wrong with the Andromeda album in the list?
Milena - 11.11.2011 at 18:28  
Written by JohnDoe on 11.11.2011 at 18:04

What's wrong with the Andromeda album in the list?

And the Vanden Plas too?
The prog police will arrest him sooner or later, no worries.
JohnDoe - 11.11.2011 at 18:32  
Written by Milena on 11.11.2011 at 18:28

Written by JohnDoe on 11.11.2011 at 18:04

What's wrong with the Andromeda album in the list?

And the Vanden Plas too?
The prog police will arrest him sooner or later, no worries.


I did not see the Vanden Plas album; I love that album, it's one of their best works (and my favorite album of theirs)
Milena - 11.11.2011 at 18:38  
Written by JohnDoe on 11.11.2011 at 18:32

I did not see the Vanden Plas album; I love that album, it's one of their best works (and my favorite album of theirs)

Like I said... Dialed the uneven-uneven-uneven, the police should get him any minute
Slayer666 - 12.11.2011 at 01:27  
Pale Folklore?
But how... what in the.... how could it... I don't even....
Mr. Doctor - 12.11.2011 at 01:33  
Written by Heka69 on 10.11.2011 at 18:14

Written by JD on 10.11.2011 at 17:06

Written by Heka69 on 10.11.2011 at 17:01

Have you listened The Unspoken King? It's a disgrace.

Of course I did, and for me Cryptopsy NEVAR disgrace.

Whatever. You clearly aren't particulary good at objective analyzation.


...And you aren't particulary good at understanding what "opinions" means.
Milena - 12.11.2011 at 03:45  
Written by Mr. Doctor on 12.11.2011 at 01:33

...And you aren't particulary good at understanding what "opinions" means.

I think he's a subtle troll...
Mr. Doctor - 12.11.2011 at 13:53  
Written by Milena on 12.11.2011 at 03:45

I think he's a subtle troll...


Who isn't in a forum?
Milena - 12.11.2011 at 13:59  
Written by Mr. Doctor on 12.11.2011 at 13:53

Who isn't in a forum?

Good point sir.
PocketMetal - 13.11.2011 at 10:39  
Listen to Amaranthe album , you will shit your pants .
Heka69 - 13.11.2011 at 12:24  
Written by PocketMetal on 13.11.2011 at 10:39

Listen to Amaranthe album , you will shit your pants .

I have seen a music video from them, it truly was horrible. I think I'll try it someday.
Lit. - 18.11.2011 at 03:21  
American Capitalist ain't that bad.
Me Thinks it's just an attempt to jump onto the Bandwagon... Of HATE!
Butters49 - 19.11.2011 at 10:28  
Hail satan
vezzy - 19.11.2011 at 11:57  
Written by Butters49 on 19.11.2011 at 10:28

Hail satan


This is the most intelligent comment in this entire list.
moe5512 - 19.11.2011 at 15:51  
Buuut why (italian accent) is insomnium on the list
Justicelust - 21.11.2011 at 16:57  
I don't wast my time listening to these craps, but man I think you accidentally included Insomnium and Agalloch! I don't understand are you crazy or something? I am so sorry I must have said that because it is not logical to put that two GREAT band it a list like this.
atkmetal123 - 21.11.2011 at 17:21  
Pale Folklore in this list No way...
Heka69 - 21.11.2011 at 17:24  
Written by Justicelust on 21.11.2011 at 16:57

I don't wast my time listening to these craps, but man I think you accidentally included Insomnium and Agalloch! I don't understand are you crazy or something? I am so sorry I must have said that because it is not logical to put that two GREAT band it a list like this.

Written by moe5512 on 19.11.2011 at 15:51

Buuut why (italian accent) is insomnium on the list

I got interested when I saw Insomnium as the number one on this year's chart, and gave it a listen. It was horrible. All the time I was able to predict the next chord and all-and-all it was a very repetive and lame album to listen. How do people give this album so much merit? I have no idea. I have already heard X amount of way too similar bands, nothing new accomplished and nothing good accomplished. Very disappointing.
Aluminum Alloy - 21.11.2011 at 19:57  
If you already hated City of Evil, why bother listening to Avenged Sevenfold's self-titled?
Clearly you don't like the more commercialized metalcore (not exactly a mind-bendingly original opinion here), so why listen to a dozen bands you know you'll hate? Elitist cred?

oringinality point for hating on Agalloch though, that's pretty rare.
Some justification would go a long way though.
Troy Killjoy - 21.11.2011 at 20:01  
Why do people get so offended when others dislike more than one album from a band.

Oh I didn't like the first Slayer album. NOW I'M NEVER GOING TO LISTEN TO SLAYER EVER AGAIN!
Heka69 - 21.11.2011 at 20:54  
Written by Aluminum Alloy on 21.11.2011 at 19:57

If you already hated City of Evil, why bother listening to Avenged Sevenfold's self-titled?
Clearly you don't like the more commercialized metalcore (not exactly a mind-bendingly original opinion here), so why listen to a dozen bands you know you'll hate? Elitist cred?

oringinality point for hating on Agalloch though, that's pretty rare.
Some justification would go a long way though.


I got a ride from a dude once from city to city and I was forced to listen those albums on that trip. But the number one, BMFV, was so bad that I kinda thought it as an achievement to be able to withstand it.
Heka69 - 21.11.2011 at 20:55  
Written by Troy Killjoy on 21.11.2011 at 20:01

Why do people get so offended when others dislike more than one album from a band.

Oh I didn't like the first Slayer album. NOW I'M NEVER GOING TO LISTEN TO SLAYER EVER AGAIN!

Neither do I. I also happen to know that you dislike Burzum, and couldn't agree more. It is, though, so bad that it's almost good 'cause it's hilarious. I think I'll start that list right away.
Troy Killjoy - 21.11.2011 at 20:57  
Written by Heka69 on 21.11.2011 at 20:55
Neither do I. I also happen to know that you dislike Burzum, and couldn't agree more. It is, though, so bad that it's almost good 'cause it's hilarious. I think I'll start that list right away.

Me? I'm practically a fanboy for Varg's back catalog. It's the new shit that turns me off. I prefer the ambient prison releases.
vezzy - 21.11.2011 at 21:32  
Written by Troy Killjoy on 21.11.2011 at 20:57

Me? I'm practically a fanboy for Varg's back catalog. It's the new shit that turns me off. I prefer the ambient prison releases.




Just because.
Troy Killjoy - 21.11.2011 at 21:33  
Written by vezzy on 21.11.2011 at 21:32
Just because.

What a beautiful, beautiful man.
!J.O.O.E.! - 21.11.2011 at 21:34  
Written by Troy Killjoy on 21.11.2011 at 20:57

I prefer the ambient prison releases.

What's an "ambient prison"?

Doesn't sound very secure.

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