The Worst Albums I Have Listened From The Beginning To The End


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As mentioned, these are the biggest piles of shit I have sat through. Usually when I hear some complete crap I instantly turn it off or sometimes I listen to a couple of songs just to make sure it really is that bad. Now I'm presenting myself a new kind of challenge; to listen these albums completely! After all, with such a large fanbase, how could they be bad... yeah right.

This list will keep growing as long as I'm able to keep melting my brain with crap like this. It'll NOT include "lolshit", in other words stuff that is so bad it's actually funny so it is actually good. I'll make a list of those, too, though.

They are in order. First to come is the worst to go. In a competion like this, I appreciate unoriginal composition, heavily triggered drums, boring lyrics and "oh look at us were so metvl"-kind of attitude.

Created by: Heka69 | 09.11.2011






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10.11.2011 - 14:59
JD
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Seeing Cryptopsy here makes me want to



on this list.
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10.11.2011 - 15:02
Yavanna
Where is Lulu?
Or maybe you haven't listened to it?
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Bury me in the sand
Walk me across the water
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10.11.2011 - 17:01
Heka69
Written by Guest on 10.11.2011 at 14:59

Seeing Cryptopsy here makes me want to



on this list.


Have you listened The Unspoken King? It's a disgrace.
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10.11.2011 - 17:02
Heka69
Written by Yavanna on 10.11.2011 at 15:02

Where is Lulu?
Or maybe you haven't listened to it?


No, I have not, I'm kinda afraid of it. But I think I'll have to, someday, it must be quite an achievement to be able to sit through it.
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10.11.2011 - 17:06
JD
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Written by Heka69 on 10.11.2011 at 17:01

Have you listened The Unspoken King? It's a disgrace.

Of course I did, and for me Cryptopsy NEVAR disgrace.
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10.11.2011 - 18:14
Heka69
Written by Guest on 10.11.2011 at 17:06

Written by Heka69 on 10.11.2011 at 17:01

Have you listened The Unspoken King? It's a disgrace.

Of course I did, and for me Cryptopsy NEVAR disgrace.


Whatever. You clearly aren't particulary good at objective analyzation.
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10.11.2011 - 18:26
InnerSelf
proofread free
I can live with seeing any of these albums on a "all time bottom" list, but Pale Folklore !!!!!! it is not only good, but among the very best
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He who is not bold enough
to be stared at from across the abyss
is not bold enough
to stare into it himself.
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10.11.2011 - 18:29
JD
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Written by Heka69 on 10.11.2011 at 18:14

You clearly aren't particulary good at objective analyzation.



And btw Brain Drill isn't bad either.
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10.11.2011 - 20:33
Heka69
Written by InnerSelf on 10.11.2011 at 18:26

I can live with seeing any of these albums on a "all time bottom" list, but Pale Folklore !!!!!! it is not only good, but among the very best


I was shocked when listened it, I had no idea where all that praise had come. But worry not, as I build my list it'll get a lot lower place on it.
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10.11.2011 - 20:35
Heka69
Written by Guest on 10.11.2011 at 18:29

And btw Brain Drill isn't bad either.


Quoting myself:
"I appreciate unoriginal composition, heavily triggered drums, boring lyrics and "oh look at us were so metvl"-kind of attitude."
Yeah, fits the bill.
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10.11.2011 - 20:45
Marcus
Doit Like Bernie
Heh listen to some Striborg.
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10.11.2011 - 20:50
Heka69
Written by Marcus on 10.11.2011 at 20:45

Heh listen to some Striborg.

Hahah, this kinda neat! But it's that bad it's good, so it's gonna part of another list that I'll start later.
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10.11.2011 - 21:24
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Written by Marcus on 10.11.2011 at 20:45
Heh listen to some Striborg.

I resent that.
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10.11.2011 - 21:45
Marcus
Doit Like Bernie
Written by Troy Killjoy on 10.11.2011 at 21:24

Written by Marcus on 10.11.2011 at 20:45
Heh listen to some Striborg.

I resent that.

Sorry Troy, I remembering you recommending him to me a while back...
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10.11.2011 - 21:46
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Written by Marcus on 10.11.2011 at 21:45
Sorry Troy, I remembering you recommending him to me a while back...

Was it... too extreme?

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10.11.2011 - 21:54
Marcus
Doit Like Bernie
Written by Troy Killjoy on 10.11.2011 at 21:46

Was it... too extreme?

This was 3 seconds into the first song:

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10.11.2011 - 22:11
Daniell
_爱情_
Written by Guest on 10.11.2011 at 18:29

And btw Brain Drill isn't bad either.


You're right, it's not bad. It's very bad.
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Now loving:
Hour of Penance - Cast the First Stone
Hate - Indestructible Pillar
Cradle of Filth - Heartbreak and Seance
Dark Tranquillity - Nothing To No One
Immolation - Swarm of Terror
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10.11.2011 - 22:19
JD
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Written by Daniell on 10.11.2011 at 22:11

Written by Guest on 10.11.2011 at 18:29

And btw Brain Drill isn't bad either.


You're right, it's not bad. It's very bad.



I know about your hatred to BR00TALDETHMETAL, so I'm not gonna argue with you about it.

SLAM SLAM BR000TAL 4 EVAAAAAAAAAAAR.
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10.11.2011 - 22:21
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Written by Guest on 10.11.2011 at 22:19
SLAM SLAM BR000TAL 4 EVAAAAAAAAAAAR.

The problem with Brain Drill is the unnecessarily OTT technicality.

And I don't think Brain Drill is a slam band. That term is usually reserved for modern Suffocation, Putridity, Cephalotripsy, etc.
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Prettier than BloodTears.
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10.11.2011 - 22:26
JD
Account deleted
Written by Troy Killjoy on 10.11.2011 at 22:21

And I don't think Brain Drill is a slam band.

It's not I didn't say Brain Drill is a slam, but I always read his comments about how much he hates the SLAM BR00TAL DETH, so I'm just trolling, but you ruined it.
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10.11.2011 - 22:43
Daniell
_爱情_
Written by Guest on 10.11.2011 at 22:19

I know about your hatred to BR00TALDETHMETAL, so I'm not gonna argue with you about it.
SLAM SLAM BR000TAL 4 EVAAAAAAAAAAAR.


It's not that Brain Drill excel at pointless fretboard wankery, while at the same time the drumming is totally boring and uninspired, not to mention the ten-a-penny vocalist. Also, their songs are utterly boring. there's not a shred of invention or inspiration in them, just an array of riffs with neither sense nor order.

The fact that their music is categorised as brutal death metal is pure coincidence
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Now loving:
Hour of Penance - Cast the First Stone
Hate - Indestructible Pillar
Cradle of Filth - Heartbreak and Seance
Dark Tranquillity - Nothing To No One
Immolation - Swarm of Terror
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10.11.2011 - 23:28
Roro
But i like Killswitch Engage : As Daylight Dies
u can find way worse from that album
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11.11.2011 - 01:42
strade
There's no way Pale Folklore makes it on this list. That's absolutely, patently, insanely ridiculous.
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11.11.2011 - 15:23
Heka69
Written by Roro on 10.11.2011 at 23:28

But i like Killswitch Engage : As Daylight Dies
u can find way worse from that album


Yeah, it's not the first one. But still horrible.
Thank you guys for supporting me on Brain Drills suckaceness.
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11.11.2011 - 18:04
JohnDoe
Account deleted
What's wrong with the Andromeda album in the list?
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11.11.2011 - 18:28
Milena
Learning To "X"
Written by Guest on 11.11.2011 at 18:04

What's wrong with the Andromeda album in the list?

And the Vanden Plas too?
The prog police will arrest him sooner or later, no worries.
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11.11.2011 - 18:32
JohnDoe
Account deleted
Written by Milena on 11.11.2011 at 18:28

Written by Guest on 11.11.2011 at 18:04

What's wrong with the Andromeda album in the list?

And the Vanden Plas too?
The prog police will arrest him sooner or later, no worries.


I did not see the Vanden Plas album; I love that album, it's one of their best works (and my favorite album of theirs)
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11.11.2011 - 18:38
Milena
Learning To "X"
Written by Guest on 11.11.2011 at 18:32

I did not see the Vanden Plas album; I love that album, it's one of their best works (and my favorite album of theirs)

Like I said... Dialed the uneven-uneven-uneven, the police should get him any minute
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"There comes a time when you look into the mirror and you realize that what you see is all that you will ever be. And then you accept it. Or you kill yourself. Or you stop looking in mirrors."
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12.11.2011 - 01:27
Slayer666
Pale Folklore?
But how... what in the.... how could it... I don't even....
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12.11.2011 - 01:33
Mr. Doctor
Skandino
Written by Heka69 on 10.11.2011 at 18:14

Written by Guest on 10.11.2011 at 17:06

Written by Heka69 on 10.11.2011 at 17:01

Have you listened The Unspoken King? It's a disgrace.

Of course I did, and for me Cryptopsy NEVAR disgrace.

Whatever. You clearly aren't particulary good at objective analyzation.


...And you aren't particulary good at understanding what "opinions" means.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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