01. An Introduction For People Who Hate Introductions
02. Jimmy Buffet Doesn't Even Surf
03. Soap Opera Stardom Is A Single Tear Drop Away
04. Pep Talk From A Nihilist
05. Fashion Statements Of The Socially Aware
06. Absolutely Absolute Absolution

01. 911 Call: "Help I've Overdosed On Philosophy!"
02. Self Help Specialist Ends Own Life
03. I Am A Trans-Continental Railroad, Please Run A Train On Me
04. Stop Calling Us Screamo
05. You Don't Understand The Liquor Is Calling The Shots Now Randy Bobandy
06. You Can't Get Goose Justice In Fox Court, Just Spit On The Judge
07. Atrocities From A Story Book Perspective
08. An Introduction For People Who Hate Introductions
09. Jimmy Buffett Doesn't Even Surf
10. Soap Opera Stardom Is A Single Tear Drop Away
11. Pep Talk From A Nihilist
12. Fashion Statements Of The Socially Aware
13. Absolutely Absolute Absolution

01. Armed With Their Teeth
02. With High Hopes and Clipped Wings
03. Disdain Coupled With A Wide Smile
04. A Space Marked "Escape"
05. Prolonging The Inevitable Forever
06. Late December
07. Have You Lost The Plot?
08. Put On A Show, Don't Let Them See You Fall
09. No Words, No Compensating Lies
10. Dissertation Of An Idle Voice
11. The Phoenix Must Reset

01. Life As A Soap Opera Plot, 26 Years Running [feat. Keith Buckley]
02. Misinterpreting Constellations
03. The End To A Brief Moment Of Lasting Intimacy
04. Sharpen What You Can [feat. Shaolin G]
05. With Arms That Bind And Lips That Lock
06. Losing Sight Of The Exit...
07. ...And My Faded Reflection In Your Eyes
08. Intersecting Storylines To The Same Tragedy [feat. Aaron Gillespie]
09. Ouroboros As An Overused Metaphor
10. Anything To Take Me Anywhere But Here
11. The Peace In Disillusion
12. Melodrama Between Two Entirely Bored Individuals
13. The Romance Of Affliction [feat. If I Die First]