IT'S REVOLUTION, BABY!


(BitterNOte: this was part of the April Fool's schtick this year. Back to English... or whatever the hell language it is K7 is mashing keys in an attempt to emulate.)




Hermanos y hermanas! (that's "brothers and sisters" for the fucking güeros out there). I've been in this website for more than 5 years now and I'm sick of this! Sick of how the higher powers... Those english swines want us to deny our beloved heritage and speak only in english. I say NO MAS to that!

From now on everyone should embrace their own language. We non-English speakers WILL lead a coup against the English oppressors and fight for our right to speak our native tongues! Join the Rebellion!!! So I command everyone out there to write however you want IN ALL THREADS! Because metal goes beyond such a simple barrier.

This shall be my last moment writing in this overrated language. La operacion comienza AHORA.

VIVA LA REVOLUCIÓN!

Source: metalstorm.net
 
Posted: 01.04.2013 by Mr. Doctor


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01.04.2013 - 03:40
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Bonjour...?
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forever bummed out
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01.04.2013 - 03:51
Mr. Doctor
Skandino
Mientras no sea en ingles, cualquier idioma sera bienvenido.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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01.04.2013 - 03:51
Lit.
Account deleted
No habla español, señor.
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01.04.2013 - 04:02
Mr. Doctor
Skandino
Aprende a usar google translate entonces!
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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01.04.2013 - 04:09
mikeprado30
No entiendo pero igual me gusta la idea ^_^
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BARDS WE ARE, BARDS WE WILL BE!
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01.04.2013 - 04:15
MetalBirdProd.
NO MORE TRANSLATIONS, PLEASE

NO MÁS TRADUCIONES, POR FAVOR
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01.04.2013 - 04:20
Unhealer
Eclecticist
Jajajaja genial. Cabe anarquía, giles.
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01.04.2013 - 04:26
Project Endgame
Account deleted
Meanwhile, in EST...
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01.04.2013 - 04:27
BreadGod
Account deleted
Accursed peasants! Speak English or Die!
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01.04.2013 - 04:28
BreadGod
Account deleted
Oh son of a bitch! Now the page is upside down!
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01.04.2013 - 04:28
BreadGod
Account deleted
Now it's rightside up again. WTF?
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01.04.2013 - 04:31
ChapuLviz
APOYO LA REVOLUCIÓN!!!, pero me cago en el Che Guevara, fue un torturador en Cuba...
Ademas hay bastante música española y latinoamericana... Es un placer hablar español por acá...
Es extraño en MetalStorm, pero me pesa bien la idea
\m/
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01.04.2013 - 04:54
Gummetje
Happy april fools (:
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01.04.2013 - 04:55
Carl Berg
Carl Berg
I know nothing, I'm from Barcelona
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01.04.2013 - 04:59
scapeplan
Mouthcrab
DEUTSCH SAFTSACK SPRECHEN DU ES?
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"Without judgement, perception would increase a million times."~Chuck Schuldiner

Less coherent than Anal Cunt.

Eric Brecht once liked my Facebook comment. Therefore, by the translative property, Chuck Schuldiner like my comment.
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01.04.2013 - 05:03
BynersA7X
April first.
Mas vou fingir que entrei nessa e vou falar br.
BR? BR? EHEHUEUHEUHEUHE
MONEY PLXX
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"Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost..."
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01.04.2013 - 05:13
Apothecary
PsyCHEdelic
Fuck, where's my Sumerian cuneiform text when I need it?
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Written by RaduP on 14.01.2016 at 02:08

So you're not actually a bearded shaman opening his third eye through music?
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01.04.2013 - 05:23
PazuzuOvBabel
Pazuzu
لفد هرمنااا .. من أجل هذه اللحظة التاريخية !!
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01.04.2013 - 05:35
M C Vice
Ex-polydactyl
Bit disappointing, after last year's prank...
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Sharks 2016 Premiers. Please don't choke this year.
"I'll fight you on one condition. That you lower your nipples."
"I'll put whatever I want in your mouth!"
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01.04.2013 - 05:36
M C Vice
Ex-polydactyl
Although the flipping page is a nice touch.
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Sharks 2016 Premiers. Please don't choke this year.
"I'll fight you on one condition. That you lower your nipples."
"I'll put whatever I want in your mouth!"
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01.04.2013 - 05:36
imspazzen
誰もかも第二外国語頭を垂れる。ちょう待って
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01.04.2013 - 05:49
Aetherius
Nice, AND upside down
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01.04.2013 - 06:19
liveordie
Vamos carajo!!
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01.04.2013 - 06:34
Mattybu
Im with breadgod

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01.04.2013 - 07:39
wormdrink414
El gato, perro es el la baño los locos prohibito el paso.
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01.04.2013 - 08:09
Baz Anderson
Pika, Pikachu...
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01.04.2013 - 08:20
LeChron James
Helvetesfossen
RULE BREAKERS. THE LOT OF YOUZ.
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Kick Ass, Die Young

Less is More
Stay Pure
Stay Poor

Music was my life, music brought me to life and music is how I will be remembered long after I leave this life. When I die there will be a final waltz in my head that only I can hear.
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01.04.2013 - 09:10
Winterthrone
Poisson d'Avril!
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01.04.2013 - 09:37
atkmetal123
Lật đổ chính quyền đi anh em ^_^
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01.04.2013 - 09:44
qlacs
"The Quaker"
Ezaz haver! Mindenki bekaphatja!!
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