Okay, so every band under the sun sells their own shirts, hoodies, patches and the like, and we've already got a thread for that. This thread is for the more unusual merchandise items that metal bands have decided to sell. A few big names have started to launch their own beer/wine brands, but by the looks of things, that'll probably get old quite soon. And then, of course, there's the infamous Ghost butt plug (which probably wins the thread, but I'd love to see you guys/gals prove me wrong!).

What's the most interesting band collectible you've seen? Do you own any strange merch yourself?

Yeah the beer and wine thing is lame. Would be cool to see one of those stoner bands get together with expert cannabis growers to create there own strain. Like "acid witch" or "electric wizard" or something, the band names tend to suite as well .

Found some unusual shit here, the tenacious d cum rag cracked me up
http://www.buzzfeed.com/verymuchso/18-examples-of-weird-and-wonderful-band-merchandies

.......doesn't it suck how you cant use smiles or the ubb codes or anything when ya edit

Rammstein released a very special edition of their "Liebe is für alle da" album that can probably rival the Ghost butt plug thing, namely it's a big box containing various dildos of different sizes, lube, handcuffs and according to Rammstein everything you need to make your own porn. Manowar released also their own official Manowar condom once I think.

Written by VPeter on 24.11.2013 at 03:02
...it's a big box containing various dildos of different sizes, lube, handcuffs and according to Rammstein everything you need to make your own porn.

Aaaaand ordered. Thanks, Amazon!

Just knew from the title "Unusual Merch" the direction this would be going.

I'm pretty sure Ghost has their own dildo line too, and Papa was waving one around on stage during Monstrance Clock during one of the shows I went to on their last tour.

Written by Troy Killjoy on 24.11.2013 at 03:38

Written by VPeter on 24.11.2013 at 03:02
...it's a big box containing various dildos of different sizes, lube, handcuffs and according to Rammstein everything you need to make your own porn.

Aaaaand ordered. Thanks, Amazon!

You sure brah? even with the lube it is going to hurt

Written by VPeter on 24.11.2013 at 23:03
You sure brah? even with the lube it is going to hurt

I do it for the fans, Pétur. I do it for the fans.

Antichrist Demoncore has ski masks available on their storenvy.

I'm not so sure if it is extremely unusual, but All Shall Perish have... had condoms with their logo on them, as far as I can remember.

Quote:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/verymuchso/18-examples-of-weird-and-wonderful-band-merchandies

That is brilliant.

Written by Azarath on 27.11.2013 at 17:10

That is brilliant.

Wow, definitely want. Christmas is coming.

Just found this...
http://www.bandstores.co.uk/shop/tesseractstore/proddetail.php?prod=esm_tess_xmasCW

Written by Curumir on 28.11.2013 at 15:44

Just found this...
http://www.bandstores.co.uk/shop/tesseractstore/proddetail.php?prod=esm_tess_xmasCW

I was actually just about to post that.

Written by Curumir on 28.11.2013 at 15:44
Just found this...
http://www.bandstores.co.uk/shop/tesseractstore/proddetail.php?prod=esm_tess_xmasCW

But wait, there's more!

http://www.metalinjection.net/editorials/heavy-metal-ugly-christmas-sweaters-have-officially-jumped-the-shark

Written by VPeter on 24.11.2013 at 03:02
...containing various dildos of different sizes...

Let's just say that the sizes are, uh, "naturals formed in rubber."

Fleshgod Apocalypse pasta....


From here


Why?

Written by Guest on 30.11.2013 at 21:27

Fleshgod Apocalypse pasta....


From here


Why?

10/10 would eat
EDIT: Holy balls, that's being sold for 28 Euros.

Which reminds me, Tourniquet have their own coffee.

Oh, and Amorphis released the amusingly-named Hopeless Bourbon Sauce. Which I'm slightly ashamed to admit I kind of want to try.

Written by Guest on 30.11.2013 at 21:27

Fleshgod Apocalypse pasta....



Why?

Cause they're Italian? Or they just really like pasta?

It's a good way to rip off people though. Go to supermarket, buy regular pasta for 1 euro. Put a Fleshgod Apocalypse sticker on. Sell for 28 euros

Written by Vombatus on 03.12.2013 at 15:02

It's a good way to rip off people though. Go to supermarket, buy regular pasta for 1 euro. Put a Fleshgod Apocalypse sticker on. Sell for 28 euros

48 euros after postage...

^
Just get your own sticker for 10 bucks or whatever and put on a dollar pack, then put it on e bay for full price for anyone dumb enough to buy the shit in the first place

Written by Guest on 03.12.2013 at 16:53

Written by Vombatus on 03.12.2013 at 15:02

It's a good way to rip off people though. Go to supermarket, buy regular pasta for 1 euro. Put a Fleshgod Apocalypse sticker on. Sell for 28 euros

48 euros after postage...

Wait, people buy pasta online? When probably every grocery shop in the developed world has it? Must be bloody good pasta.

Written by M C Vice on 04.12.2013 at 10:34

Wait, people buy pasta online? When probably every grocery shop in the developed world has it? Must be bloody good pasta.

Would you be willing to buy it and find out? The entire metal world must know.

Written by Wukk on 04.12.2013 at 15:19

Written by M C Vice on 04.12.2013 at 10:34

Wait, people buy pasta online? When probably every grocery shop in the developed world has it? Must be bloody good pasta.

Would you be willing to buy it and find out? The entire metal world must know.

i doubt many metalheads have that much more money than sense for buying such overpriced food for the logo
they"d probably be more successful selling those for a euro per pack at supermarkets

Anyone want to save the rainforest by buying limited edition, numbered socks from Nails?

Go buy them here.

Written by Nefarious on 14.02.2014 at 17:28

Anyone want to save the rainforest by buying limited edition, numbered socks from Nails?

Go buy them here.

good idea but they should have got the donations from the records or something like Panopticon did for Kentuckians for the Commonwealth

Anyone mentioned dildos ? O_o That was the most unusual one.

Written by VPeter on 24.11.2013 at 03:02

Rammstein released a very special edition of their "Liebe is für alle da" album that can probably rival the Ghost butt plug thing, namely it's a big box containing various dildos of different sizes, lube, handcuffs and according to Rammstein everything you need to make your own porn. Manowar released also their own official Manowar condom once I think.

Wasn't the Rammstein dildoes actually prints of their own dicks?

http://www.bandstores.co.uk/shop/opeth/products.php?cat=2038

Opeth has some cool merch, whisky glasses, beer glasses and so. The whisky glasses looks very cool I think!

I have a load of Trollfest condoms after winning a competition a few years back, and eight year old Dimmu Borgir wine gums with little pentagrams on them. Not really that strange, but the strangest I got in my collection.