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Metal Storm 10th Anniversary Anthology Awards


As has been mentioned, 2014 marks the 10th Anniversary of the Metal Storm Awards. A decade of us - staff and users alike - crowning kings for their efforts. Over 10 years we've had the privilege and pleasure of checking out a LOT of awesome albums.

As part of our celebration we decided to acknowledge the best albums we've heard in the past decade.

Much blood was shed as staff put on the foil and went to battle with one another to represent, pimp, and promote their personal favorites.
Now we need your help in voting for what you consider the landmark albums. The best of the best. The Legends.

So check out our nominees and cast your ballot. (link removed since the prank is done)

Metal Storm Staff
Posted: 01.04.2014 by BitterCOld


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01.04.2014 - 01:45
Lit.
Account deleted
Where's Somber Eyes? They should be surprise of the year.
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01.04.2014 - 01:48
HyperDrifter
Written by fenchik on 01.04.2014 at 00:54

Awesome list...anyone :-)


You too have been attacked by the edit fiend!
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01.04.2014 - 02:00
I love this site more now.
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01.04.2014 - 02:08
LordHypnos
Account deleted
Satanic Pop Metal!
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01.04.2014 - 02:11
nb
You got me there for a sec!
Regardless, I think A Dramatic Turn Of Events is a pretty good album, and the Obsidian Conspiracy is not bad at all either.
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01.04.2014 - 02:11
Auntie Sahar
Drone Empress
Elite
I just personally want to throw it out there that I fought long and hard for Avantgarde Metal to be added in, with Meshuggah, Voivod, Dimmu Borgir, GWAR, and Orphaned Land, but my efforts were brutally thwarted by the mainstream w̶h̶o̶r̶e̶s̶ ̶ hordes
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I am the Magician and the Exorcist. I am the axle of the wheel, and the cube in the circle. “Come unto me” is a foolish word: for it is I that go.

~ II. VII
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01.04.2014 - 02:12
Auntie Sahar
Drone Empress
Elite
And Craig, I would appreciate it if you took down that pic of my tits on the banner, plz
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I am the Magician and the Exorcist. I am the axle of the wheel, and the cube in the circle. “Come unto me” is a foolish word: for it is I that go.

~ II. VII
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01.04.2014 - 02:55
SSM
Massacred
Great albums, so hard to choose!
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01.04.2014 - 02:55
ThomasBlin
Took me much more time that I care to admit to realize that it what an april's fool...
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01.04.2014 - 03:22
Auntie Sahar
Drone Empress
Elite
Written by deadone on 01.04.2014 at 02:30

Written by Auntie Sahar on 01.04.2014 at 02:11

I just personally want to throw it out there that I fought long and hard for Avantgarde Metal to be added in, with Meshuggah, Voivod, Dimmu Borgir, GWAR, and Orphaned Land, but my efforts were brutally thwarted by the mainstream w̶h̶o̶r̶e̶s̶ ̶ hordes

Personally I think Airbourne and Steel Panther should've been in the Avantgarde catergory. After all they have managed to take Ultra Brutal Slam Grindcore, add Trip Hop sensibilities and invent a whole new genre of music.

I believe the joke fell flat, as none of the bands I listed are Avantgarde in any way, but have just been described as such by sillies who misunderstand what the term means.
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I am the Magician and the Exorcist. I am the axle of the wheel, and the cube in the circle. “Come unto me” is a foolish word: for it is I that go.

~ II. VII
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01.04.2014 - 03:42
Asat0r
This is pretty great, completely forgot it was April Fools
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01.04.2014 - 03:43
psykometal
A staff guy...
Elite
Written by Auntie Sahar on 01.04.2014 at 03:22

I believe the joke fell flat, as none of the bands I listed are Avantgarde in any way, but have just been described as such by sillies who misunderstand what the term means.

Airbourne and Steel Panther aren't Avantgarde either. He understood your joke. Airbourne is AC/DC-style hard rock and Steel Panther are Glam/parody.
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01.04.2014 - 03:53
Alex F
Slick Dick Rick
Written by BitterCOld on 01.04.2014 at 00:42

for me it's Folk. so many great albums, but each so unique, different vibe, pacing, approach that picking my fave is going to be splitting hairs.

When I clicked the folk category I instantly began cracking up.
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01.04.2014 - 04:00
MetalExec
Looks like the players at MetalStorm got you all again. Remember, tomorrow (at least here in the US) is April Fool's Day. All it took was seeing Anthrax Worship Music (which, ironically is a lot more like a gospel album than thrash) and Megadeth Super Collider (only beaten for suckiness by Risk) to see that this is TRULY a joke.

Good Job MS!!
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01.04.2014 - 04:05
tea[m]ster
Au Pays Natal
Contributor
Written by MetalExec on 01.04.2014 at 04:00

Remember, tomorrow (at least here in the US) is April Fool's Day.


Bingo.
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rekt
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01.04.2014 - 04:20
Svneatr
Vitharr
Maaaaaan I don't know how I'll be able to choose.
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01.04.2014 - 04:52
Auntie Sahar
Drone Empress
Elite
Written by deadone on 01.04.2014 at 03:42

So me trying to take it one step further into ridiculousness was ultimately wasted...

Nah, sorry dude, Zep just explained it to me. Ya done good, it seems it was me who didn't get the joke
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I am the Magician and the Exorcist. I am the axle of the wheel, and the cube in the circle. “Come unto me” is a foolish word: for it is I that go.

~ II. VII
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01.04.2014 - 05:02
Auntie Sahar
Drone Empress
Elite
Written by deadone on 01.04.2014 at 04:55

It's ok.
Here's some edumacational material to help learn you. Don't blame me if you get herpes.

Man, I really can't stand music like that, but the lyrics just make it so amusing that it's actually semi-enjoyable
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I am the Magician and the Exorcist. I am the axle of the wheel, and the cube in the circle. “Come unto me” is a foolish word: for it is I that go.

~ II. VII
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01.04.2014 - 05:12
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Staff
Written by Nimlot on 01.04.2014 at 01:19
I'd like to write in Deathday 666's debut album in every category because, it is truly this decade's Master of Puppets!

I would argue against including DD666 in something as mainstream as this Awards gimmick. My music is too serious to be associated with such tomfoolery.

But I appreciate the sentiment.
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
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01.04.2014 - 06:58
head banger
Seriously best poll for april fools day !!!!
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01.04.2014 - 07:40
Azhu
Took me a few seconds until I remembered the date.
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Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
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01.04.2014 - 08:20
KK Nytshade
You assholes. And I mean that in the most respectful way. Well done.
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01.04.2014 - 08:27
Hahahaha, Korpiklaani... wich one? But I liked For lies I sire...
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01.04.2014 - 08:49
Nirk
OSOM.
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01.04.2014 - 09:58
Cynic Metalhead
Paisa Vich Nasha
No one in this world is so special and lucky to get the opportunity to cast his votes for spectacular albums embedded in each cat. I've ovulated my blood, sweat and sperm to get the election card from MS tower. I shall abide da essence of mah vote!!
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01.04.2014 - 10:03
Hex_Omega
Gem Seeker
Finally Master Of Puppets labelled as Progressive Metal
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01.04.2014 - 10:28
Butters49
I actually loved the Stormblast remake.... Id go as far as saying I like it more than the originial me thinks.

So Fuck you metalstorm- haha.
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"Sataaaaaaaaan. Yeah yeah!"
-King Diamond
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01.04.2014 - 10:45
M C Vice
ex-polydactyl
Well, this was rather disappointing. Not up to the usual standard of pranks of previous years.
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"Another day, another Doug."
"I'll fight you on one condition. That you lower your nipples."
" 'Tis a lie! Thy backside is whole and ungobbled, thou ungrateful whelp!"
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01.04.2014 - 11:12
BloodTears
ANA-thema
Elite
How am I supposed to vote in prog? Can't decide...
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29

Like you could kiss my ass.


My Instagram
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01.04.2014 - 11:19
R Lewis
Written by BloodTears on 01.04.2014 at 11:12

How am I supposed to vote in prog? Can't decide...

Mine went straight to Geoff Tate. No doubt.
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We could be so much more than we are. Stop.
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