14:31 - Cynic Metalhead Playing with my semen was never meant to be funny, Joe. That was some serious business.
14:30 - !J.O.O.E.! I should tell that guy I'm a Capricorn. Maybe he'll respect my opinions more.
14:23 - Ilham That's cuz you dunno how to analyse stuff in DEPTH Joe, ur cancer. U know... cancer.
14:18 - Ilham Yeah they all talk about it as if it's the equivalent of emptying an ak47 mag into the head of your baby. But I have a shoddy electrical panel in this place and some outlets aren't connected to the ground, so I get jolted often.
14:16 - !J.O.O.E.! Just realised I basically repeated what Ilham just said.
14:14 - !J.O.O.E.! Just don't wear socks and build it on a carpet.
14:12 - !J.O.O.E.! I think risk of damaging it from static is pretty unlikely (seems like a horror story you keep reading about but never really happens). If you touch the metal housing in the case every so often it discharges it, supposedly.
Are you back? Good, because I'm about to get started. The basic structure of this album is a fun, simplistic and catchy industrial album. This is nothing you haven't seen before; your standard forty minute album with thirteen, three-ish minute tracks. The only thing that differentiates this from any other industrial album is the awful album title, and immature album cover. Apart from those two differences, this is just another, sub-par album: repetitive songs, cheesy synths, and even worse lyrics.
What's not to love?
I mean really, this is a catchy slab of music that makes my toe tap. Sure I probably wouldn't pick it off my shelf and play it every single day, but this is far from being terrible. In fact, I'm even going to go out and say, I like Satanic Pop Metal. There, happy now?
But really, if this album was titled anything but, I'm sure it would not be getting the rap that it has. It's funny to see that something as small as the cover, or title, can sabotage a perfectly fine album. It's almost saddening to think that most of the people bashing this, probably haven't even heard it past the second track. In the end, Satanic Pop Metal is decent, if you give it a chance.
If that video is anything to go by then this is far too straightforward and functional to be given less than 5 really. It's so straight up and inoffensive that it practically begs for an average score, rather than a negative one.