Neckbeard Deathcamp - White Nationalism Is For Basement Dwelling Losers review
| Band: | Neckbeard Deathcamp |
| Album: | White Nationalism Is For Basement Dwelling Losers |
| Release date: | July 2018 |
01. Cucked (Intro)
02. The Left Are the Real Fascists
03. Zyklon /b/
04. XXXL Obersturmfuhrer Leather Duster
05. Incel Warfare
06. Please Respond (I Showed You My Penis)
07. The Fetishization Ov Asian Women Despite A Demand For A Pure White Race (Outro)
Metal is serious stuff guize!!
If it wasn't already obvious from the fact that there's a penis on the cover art, Neckbeard Deathcamp don't take themselves too seriously. If it wasn't obvious from the album and the artist name, this album is satirical. And it's only fitting that they make fun of white nationalists in the only metal genre that has a subgenre dedicated to Nazism: black metal. It's only fitting that they do it now, as controversy regarding the genre's ties to the ideology is questioned and also internet culture is more and more influenced by politics leaning to the right, and the other way around, too, as meme magic memed a man into the White House. We're not here to talk politics, as there's also a wrong tendency to lump everything right-wing or generally more conservative under the fascist label until it loses its meaning. No, we're here to make fun of the stereotype of the alt-right-winger.
With song titles like "Zyklon /b/" or "Please Respond (I Showed You My Penis)" or … well you can actually read the song titles above the review, so you can just stop reading the review altogether because nothing I write here can come close to how hilarious they are. You can even go to Bandcamp to read their all-caps, rant-like lyrics, since for sure you won't be able to make them out from the music itself. This year particularly has seen a few satirical (mostly) black metal releases like Peosphoros, but the idea has been around since the late 1990s, when Anal Cunt's Seth Putnam came up with Impaled Northern Moonforest. And, honestly, if you've never recorded a satirical black metal demo, what are you even doing with your life? Even yours truly did.
It is quite clear that White Nationalists was meant first and foremost as a joke rather than as actual music, but let's talk about the music itself, too. For an album that was probably recorded in a few weekends at most, the music is quite decent. It's black metal that is very raw and often pushing more into war metal territories. It being so raw and primitive is balanced by the album's short 23-minute length. But even if this isn't atmospheric or forward-thinking or even that bestial black metal, there are enough riffs in this to warrant a full listen for more than just the joke. It's a fair guess that the members have other more serious projects besides Neckbeard Deathcamp.
There is little known about the band's position; whether they're more left-wing, big-brained centrists or very self-aware right-wingers is up for anyone's guess. One thing is for sure: black metal will be the next battleground for meme warfare. Do what you must, and call someone on the internet a cuck today.
 | Written on 03.08.2018 by My opinion is objective, sorry if you don't agree, but you're wrong. |
Comments
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| M C Vice Ex-polydactyl Posts: 3086 From: Australia  |
'alt-right-winger'. Is that what the player who replaces Sione Katoa mid game is called?
---- "Another day, another Doug." "I'll fight you on one condition. That you lower your nipples." " 'Tis a lie! Thy backside is whole and ungobbled, thou ungrateful whelp!"
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| UnknownCheese Posts: 141 From: Canada |
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| Daniell _爱情_ Posts: 5789 From: Poland  |
Written by UnknownCheese on 03.08.2018 at 14:29 Tell you what. Let's hope they are remembered, and all the nazi fucktards be forgotten. What do you say?
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| Lanthros Posts: 317 From: USA |
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| Maco Carnivore Posts: 2761  |
As far as I'm concerned the left wing are the ones crying over their feelings all the time in metal. But whatever.
---- By blood... Resurrection? By body... Redemption? By God... Domination? By Pilate... Crucifixion!
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| RaduP CertifiedHipster Posts: 2982 From: Romania  |
Written by UnknownCheese on 03.08.2018 at 14:29 I... I still remember The Black Satans
---- Sometimes you need a little wishful thinking just to keep on living.
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| RaduP CertifiedHipster Posts: 2982 From: Romania |
Written by Maco on 03.08.2018 at 19:21 There both bad 
---- Sometimes you need a little wishful thinking just to keep on living.
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| Karlabos Weirdo of MS Posts: 4715 From: Brazil  |
Written by Lanthros on 03.08.2018 at 16:16 What? Right winged=nazi? The more you know...
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| ScottyM Posts: 167 From: USA |
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| RaduP CertifiedHipster Posts: 2982 From: Romania |
Written by ScottyM on 04.08.2018 at 01:32 That was the point
---- Sometimes you need a little wishful thinking just to keep on living.
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| RaduP CertifiedHipster Posts: 2982 From: Romania |
Written by ScottyM on 04.08.2018 at 01:32 Somebody also didn't get the sarcasm in my pic/comment 
---- Sometimes you need a little wishful thinking just to keep on living.
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| M C Vice Ex-polydactyl Posts: 3086 From: Australia |
Written by RaduP on 03.08.2018 at 22:49 Don't forget Woods Of Trees, too.
---- "Another day, another Doug." "I'll fight you on one condition. That you lower your nipples." " 'Tis a lie! Thy backside is whole and ungobbled, thou ungrateful whelp!"
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| Cynic Metalhead Atrocious Virgin Posts: 5638 From: India  |
This comment section might be a good pick for "Drama Of The Year' category.
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| Lanthros Posts: 317 From: USA |
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| RaduP CertifiedHipster Posts: 2982 From: Romania |
Written by Lanthros on 04.08.2018 at 15:43 *too
---- Sometimes you need a little wishful thinking just to keep on living.
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| RaduP CertifiedHipster Posts: 2982 From: Romania |
Written by Cynic Metalhead on 04.08.2018 at 08:14 It's not enough. Just 15 comments. These are rookie numbers.
---- Sometimes you need a little wishful thinking just to keep on living.
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| Eternity'sChild Posts: 101 From: Austria |
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| FYA Destroyer Posts: 708 From: Poland |
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| Lanthros Posts: 317 From: USA |
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| nikarg Old Nick Posts: 2408 From: Greece  |
Cool review, fun concept, too bad the music is total shite.
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| RaduP CertifiedHipster Posts: 2982 From: Romania |
Written by nikarg on 05.08.2018 at 09:31 Who in their right mind would invest more effort into making this
---- Sometimes you need a little wishful thinking just to keep on living.
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| CWA Posts: 153 From: Canada |
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| Mercurial Posts: 1159  |
Problem with this is the music is about as standard as can be, which is the worst thing to be for a parody band. Be Crotchduster or GTFO.
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| Boxcar Willy yr a kook Posts: 7853 From: Canada  |
Why anyone would waste their time with joke music is absolutely beyond me. Also everything about this is literally the worst. Ever. Ew.
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| RaduP CertifiedHipster Posts: 2982 From: Romania |
Written by Boxcar Willy on 17.08.2018 at 05:43 We get it, you hate fun
---- Sometimes you need a little wishful thinking just to keep on living.
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| Boxcar Willy yr a kook Posts: 7853 From: Canada |
Written by RaduP on 17.08.2018 at 11:11 If this is fun, hit me in the head with a rake.
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