are you implying Scots can't spell, write or express themselves in writing?!

Are you sure, it's not joke btw

you're doing neither, so you can stop with this joke

John that's why we need speak Glaswegian or whit British dialect

No, but I was a teacher's pet.

SSUS are you a teacher?

I imagine Arabic, for example, would have similar specs, being spread across a vast geographic area with multiple distinct identities, and probably a great deal of influence from the local languages it supplanted.