Greatest Metal Video Ever... Satanic Black Metal Guest Edition

By popular, close to overwhelming demand we are hosting a Tr00 Satanic Black Metal edition of the infamous Greatest Metal Video Ever... Series. Here to take you on a journey to the world of raped goat corpses, shameless blasphemy and expressive panda make-up is your mistress of evil, Elodie Artour. Off we go!

The Black Satans - Satanic Darkness

Shot in the deepest darkest woods of Finland on a sunny summerday, The Black Satan's video has everything a black metal video needs: inverted crosses, an undisputed toughguy attitude, female slaves, evil facial expressions, partial nudity and a flag of Norway. Grimness; they're doing it right!

Reckless Tide - Kleemähendeäbte

The life of a black metal warrior sure is tough... or so this video implies. We all know those days when you wake up with tons of make-up and Hawaii shorts on, when it feels like the whole world - including that son of a bitch Superman - seems to be in your way. Add a wiseguy in a suit who has had his face painted, performing a line that could be described best as a mixture of Alphaville and HIM, whispering to a plush white tiger and an iceman trying to make a living... and what do you get? The perfect black metal video of course!

Dark Kirchensteuer - Leb' Doch Selber!

Acoustic black metal anyone? That sounds as absurd as eco spiritual black metal does, but respecting these musicians in the name of Satan is obligatory here. I bet every single black metal warrior dreams of the day he hangs himself on a forest tree with some acoustic black metal in the background, headbanging himself to death. Such an inspiring and romantic way to commit suicide... The only thing making this video somewhat ridiculous is the hippy drummer - then again, he sure as Hell fits perfectly with the band's style. And remember, the acoustic guitar - the Lord of Darkness seems to love it!

May Satan forgive me for making fun of his servants!
Posted: 03.10.2010 by Elodie Artour

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04.10.2010 - 09:44
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04.10.2010 - 13:07
Darkside Momo
Oh My God! (or should I say Oh My Satam?) this was ridiculously great.
Moar kvlt tr00 metal fun pliz!

"You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you" - Ray Bradbury

"I've lost too many years now
I'm stealing back my soul
I'm awake now"
Abney Park (Letter Between A Little Boy & Himself As An Adult)
04.10.2010 - 13:28
Heaven Knight
Written by vezzy on 03.10.2010 at 20:12

I find it funny how he said he can't take this seriously.

Captain Obvious to the rescue!


this must be the first time, when i lol'd thanks to your post great
So behold the flight of the sapphire dragon
soaring through the skies once again

04.10.2010 - 22:20
Written by RavenKing on 03.10.2010 at 19:52

The difference is "Call Of The Wintermoon" is a real Black Metal song (and a very good one). Those 'songs' here are musical garbage.

Also Immortal's video is really funny. The shit here is just lame.

trve. Each of Immortal's videos is funnier. These guys here are just trying too hard.
05.10.2010 - 19:56
Aaaaaaaa what?
back to morbid angel or cannibal corpse
10.10.2010 - 19:46
Hilarious videos and yea black metal sucks compared with thrash and death.
I would prefer not to.
10.10.2010 - 21:58
Heaven Knight
Black metal doesnt suck...only the guys who take it (and themselves) too seriously do
So behold the flight of the sapphire dragon
soaring through the skies once again


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