1st of April Britney Spears - Blackout review
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1st of April Britney Spears - Blackout review
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8.8 | 31 votes |
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Blackout! Already the title is perfectly fitting, of course, resembling Britney Spears wonderfully aesthetic new hairs and at the same time how she wants to get out of the media attention, how she wants the reporters to have a blackout whereever she and her private life are concerned, so she can finally concentrate on what she does best. Music. Like always the songwriting is flawless, unfortunately she doesn't write her songs herself, but that doesnt stop them from being catchy, enjoyable to listen to and awfully sexy. Generally this album is really sexy. After having two children she dropped her virgin image. I mean, it wouldn't really make sense to have a virgin image and be a mother at the same time. If it would then the whole bullshit story of virgin Mary could be true as well, and guys, our site is too grim for that, so we won't even start getting into that nonsense. Anyway, this album just has the hottest lyrics to masturbate to late at night, just read this if you don't believe me: "Baby I'm just hot for taking, don't you wanna see my body naked?" from the song 'Perfect Lover' or "It sure will freak you out, Imagine if I work it out, If I get you on top, You're gonna lose your mind" from 'Get Naked'. I don't think any real man out there can argue with me that these lyrics arent totally HOT. Just imagine her belly dancing and her frostbitten erotic black hair. There's nothing in the world that i want to do more than sodomize her haircut, the writing of this draws all the blood into my eternal frost spire. If you don't believe me just look at the video for 'Piece Of Me' here! I don't think you can find me a sexier belly in the entire world of music, except if you're a homo, then you might think male bellies are more erotic, then again, what are you doing on a metal site if you're gay?. Except for Halford, he's an exception of course. Apart from her amazing stomach some of her clothes and backgrounds seem to be made by the master H.R. Giger himself. In terms of videos many a black metal band could learn something from her. I can't wait till the day Spears will make a video with a BM band like Cradle Of Filth or Dimmu Borgir. I swear to satan that it'll be better than any porn movie! Musically I'd say she has evolved from Mickey Mouse electro-pop to black-influenced industrial pop music. A huge step forward to joining the brilliance of metal gods like Marilyn Manson and Slipknot, she's not quite there yet, her visagist still has to work something out, but take my word on it that one day she'll be up there with them. I also think that it should be taken into account that she's having a horrible time at the moment, which makes it even more astonishing that she managed to make a masterpiece like this. I love you Britney! PS: it's a shame that the production is too clean though, it ruins the atmosphere a bit. Performance: 10 Songwriting: 9 Originality: 8 Production: 5 Rating: 8.9 |
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| BurbotsRevenge Foetal Butchery Posts: 1602  |
 good one 
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| Bas Retired Staff Elite Posts: 5591  |
Written by Talvi on 01.04.2008 at 02:17 my level of grimminess forbids me to answer a question like that Written by xdissectionx on 01.04.2008 at 02:33 the production is too clear which gives some minus points, also she doesnt write her songs herself because she's busy hunting down virgins and corrupting them with drugs and lesbian sex, which is very kvlt, but it's unkvlt to not write your own songs Written by Syk on 01.04.2008 at 07:12 the titles and lyric references are real 
---- BAS - Beautifully Accented Sexiness
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| Inlé Posts: 334  |
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| Bas Retired Staff Elite Posts: 5591 |
Written by Herzebeth on 01.04.2008 at 07:49 as do i herz... as do i
---- BAS - Beautifully Accented Sexiness
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| Cassian Posts: 159  |
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| Princ_Of_Horror Posts: 129 |
hahahahaha..this made my day.  Oh and I cant wait till she makes a song with Shagrath or Dani  Maybe a new nyphetamine-like song?  haha
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| Wintermute Posts: 34  |
Greatest thing I've read. Ever.
---- Life is a waste of time.... time is a waste of life.
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| BloodTears ANA-thema Elite Posts: 11835  |
lolol Let me just say that my favourite title is "Why should I be Sad", I think its very deep. 
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| Reizenstein Posts: 59  |
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| Lily_Lazer Outdated Posts: 1937  |
zomg zomg, she's my idol! Her natural insomniac corpsepaint is awesome!!! A shame she puts make up over it...
---- -Lily
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| Stalker Lone wanderer Posts: 2705  |
Written by Judas on 01.04.2008 at 04:23 "get cvoerd in krv" aaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahaha how did you think of that hahahah oh, damnit! lol
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| Oracle Orcinus Posts: 1425  |
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| Hyvaarin Posts: 1487  |
I prefer her older material.
---- "Summoned By Words Never Spoken Before..."
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| Raziel X Posts: 117  |
Now this is better than any constant constipation of a instrumental frost spire of doom masturbation  !
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| Cryogenic_Death Posts: 96  |
Have y'all heard her early demos? They are really hard to find since they were limited to 666 hand-pressed copies, but if you can find them do listen to it. Truly brutal and kvlt stuff. Hail Britney m/
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| addiction Posts: 277  |
one of the best reviews i have ever read!!! her best work yet! the black influences are all over the place...flowing out of every cd of hers in the shops...dark matter...
---- alive in the superunknown
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| Valentin B Iconoclast Posts: 10084  |
"she draws the blood into my eternal frost spire" dude, WTF are you smoking?
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| destroyah supercharger Elite Posts: 12195  |
That's why I like Britney, it's so unpopular among metalheads that it just might be the most fucking kvlt thing ever! 
---- About me: "The best out of all the people ever" - Washington Post "We abandoned Christ for Destroyah's love!" - The Watchtower "Simply amazing!" - Rolling Stone
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| Valentin B Iconoclast Posts: 10084 |
and why didn't you mention the 100 hand-numbered (which actually are 300) cds with the bonus tracks??
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| Warman Erotic Stains Posts: 7695  |
My sister owns this album so I'm gonna have to take a listen to see if it's that good. I mean, the others didn't fail me so why should this?
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| Deadsoulman Elite Posts: 8004  |
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| destroyah supercharger Elite Posts: 12195 |
Well the production is way too clean but I think it's a great comeback. I got one of the 100 copies. It's numbered with vomit. Satan!
---- About me: "The best out of all the people ever" - Washington Post "We abandoned Christ for Destroyah's love!" - The Watchtower "Simply amazing!" - Rolling Stone
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| Darkside Momo Retired Elite Posts: 9087  |
"Just imagine her belly dancing and her frostbitten erotic black hair. There's nothing in the world that i want to do more than sodomize her haircut, the writing of this draws all the blood into my eternal frost spire." AWESOME ! And maybe I'd like our now Tr00 kvlt Metalstorm to stay like this a few more days... Satam K7 rules and Blakk Metul his sacred hymns !
---- My Author's Blog (in French)  "You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you" "I've lost too many years now I'm stealing back my soul I am awake"
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| Sjuk Lord Of Jörg Posts: 71  |
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| Raiden Down Under Staff Elite Posts: 8292  |
Written by Guest on 01.04.2008 at 12:53 http://www.metalstorm.ee/bands/band.php?band_id=3002&bandname=Britney+Spears 
---- "Scream for me Melbourne!!!!" - Bruce Dickinson "I don't see any god up here" - Yuri Gagarin (while in orbit, 1961)
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| Lucas Mr. Noise Elite Posts: 13427  |
Must check this out!
---- SLUDGE. DOOM. DEATH. Wait, what?  "The reason I'm running for president is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen." - Barack Obama
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| Dark Blood The Avenger Posts: 1435  |
The genre of the "Band" is Pop black metal!
---- It is humanity who must pay homage to the greatness of the Universe... not the Universe to the human narcissism. 
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| Lucas Mr. Noise Elite Posts: 13427 |
Written by Dark Blood on 01.04.2008 at 15:31 No, it's not. She obviously plays Symphonic Industrial Black Groove Pop. :
---- SLUDGE. DOOM. DEATH. Wait, what? "The reason I'm running for president is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen." - Barack Obama
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| Dark Blood The Avenger Posts: 1435 |
Written by Lucas on 01.04.2008 at 15:43 That's also wrong. She plays Extreme Black with Grindcore influences!..lol
---- It is humanity who must pay homage to the greatness of the Universe... not the Universe to the human narcissism.
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Wy not mroe reweiew her ablum? 
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