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1st of April Britney Spears - Blackout review



1st of April Britney Spears - Blackout review

Posted by: Bas
Date: 02.04.2008

8.8 | 31 votes
Blackout! Already the title is perfectly fitting, of course, resembling Britney Spears wonderfully aesthetic new hairs and at the same time how she wants to get out of the media attention, how she wants the reporters to have a blackout whereever she and her private life are concerned, so she can finally concentrate on what she does best. Music.

Like always the songwriting is flawless, unfortunately she doesn't write her songs herself, but that doesnt stop them from being catchy, enjoyable to listen to and awfully sexy. Generally this album is really sexy. After having two children she dropped her virgin image. I mean, it wouldn't really make sense to have a virgin image and be a mother at the same time. If it would then the whole bullshit story of virgin Mary could be true as well, and guys, our site is too grim for that, so we won't even start getting into that nonsense. Anyway, this album just has the hottest lyrics to masturbate to late at night, just read this if you don't believe me: "Baby I'm just hot for taking, don't you wanna see my body naked?" from the song 'Perfect Lover' or "It sure will freak you out, Imagine if I work it out, If I get you on top, You're gonna lose your mind" from 'Get Naked'. I don't think any real man out there can argue with me that these lyrics arent totally HOT. Just imagine her belly dancing and her frostbitten erotic black hair. There's nothing in the world that i want to do more than sodomize her haircut, the writing of this draws all the blood into my eternal frost spire.

If you don't believe me just look at the video for 'Piece Of Me' here! I don't think you can find me a sexier belly in the entire world of music, except if you're a homo, then you might think male bellies are more erotic, then again, what are you doing on a metal site if you're gay?. Except for Halford, he's an exception of course. Apart from her amazing stomach some of her clothes and backgrounds seem to be made by the master H.R. Giger himself. In terms of videos many a black metal band could learn something from her. I can't wait till the day Spears will make a video with a BM band like Cradle Of Filth or Dimmu Borgir. I swear to satan that it'll be better than any porn movie!

Musically I'd say she has evolved from Mickey Mouse electro-pop to black-influenced industrial pop music. A huge step forward to joining the brilliance of metal gods like Marilyn Manson and Slipknot, she's not quite there yet, her visagist still has to work something out, but take my word on it that one day she'll be up there with them. I also think that it should be taken into account that she's having a horrible time at the moment, which makes it even more astonishing that she managed to make a masterpiece like this. I love you Britney!

PS: it's a shame that the production is too clean though, it ruins the atmosphere a bit.

Performance: 10
Songwriting: 9
Originality: 8
Production: 5

Rating: 8.9




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01.04.2008 - 16:01
Azhidahak
Doom Metal Eliti
Elite
Actually, her new album has evolved and her music has gotten way better than how it used to be
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01.04.2008 - 16:24
DoomGuard
Brittney Spears hails Satanus?
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01.04.2008 - 16:30
yorgenson
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What the hell Britney Spears has to do with metal and what the hell is pop black metal in my opinion her only connection to metal is if Dimmu Burger in a clip with Britney cut her head of and feed it to the wolfs.
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01.04.2008 - 16:34
hefestus
Nice black metal
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01.04.2008 - 17:16
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
I added her to my favorite black metal bands...
THis shit is awesome. Tr00 as fuck.

I stopped listening to stupid bands like Opeth or Acid Bath.. they are just not original.
And many of the black metal bands are posers.
She's Satans' daughter for fuck's sake!!!!!!!!!!!! Hail Yeah!!!
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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01.04.2008 - 17:36
Warman
Erotic Stains
Written by X-Ray Rod on 01.04.2008 at 17:16

I added her to my favorite black metal bands...
THis shit is awesome. Tr00 as fuck.

I stopped listening to stupid bands like Opeth or Aic Baths.. they are just not original.
And many of the black metal bands are posers.
She's Satans' daughter for fuck's sake!!!!!!!!!!!! Hail Yeah!!!

Don't forget Devil Doll! I used to love them and thought they were unique and shit, till I heard Britney! She fucking owns the Doctor when it comes to Spechsang!
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01.04.2008 - 17:37
Unconsecrated
Perpetual Ascent
Does the booklet includes britney spears' corpsepaint photos?
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01.04.2008 - 17:39
diSEMBOWELMENT
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Written by Deadsoulman on 01.04.2008 at 14:39

She sold out after her demos.

true
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01.04.2008 - 17:41
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
Written by Warman on 01.04.2008 at 17:36

Written by X-Ray Rod on 01.04.2008 at 17:16

I added her to my favorite black metal bands...
THis shit is awesome. Tr00 as fuck.

I stopped listening to stupid bands like Opeth or Aic Baths.. they are just not original.
And many of the black metal bands are posers.
She's Satans' daughter for fuck's sake!!!!!!!!!!!! Hail Yeah!!!

Don't forget Devil Doll! I used to love them and thought they were unique and shit, till I heard Britney! She fucking owns the Doctor when it comes to Spechsang!


Jejeje yeah... and it's obvious that the fag doctor copied many things from what Britney did in her demos.

Hey one question.... You sister really have this album?
LOL... But hey! I can respect your family anyway ^^ jajajajajjaja
Just a joke...
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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01.04.2008 - 17:45
Warman
Erotic Stains
Written by X-Ray Rod on 01.04.2008 at 17:41

Hey one question.... You sister really have this album?

Hell yeah! She owns them all! I just added it to my collection!
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01.04.2008 - 17:46
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
Written by Warman on 01.04.2008 at 17:45

Written by X-Ray Rod on 01.04.2008 at 17:41

Hey one question.... You sister really have this album?

Hell yeah! She owns them all! I just added it to my collection!


Eternal Hails to your sister then...
I feel so untr00 now...
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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01.04.2008 - 17:50
Kamilbolt
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Is it joke ?
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01.04.2008 - 17:59
whitepawel
It's definitely industrial black metal. Btw, I've heard that Al Jourgensen will join her band after Ministry's split-up. Just can't wait to see her on Wacken!
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01.04.2008 - 18:01
Unconsecrated
Perpetual Ascent
Well, i heard that she's going to record a Split-cd with Immortal.
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01.04.2008 - 18:05
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Written by Deadsoulman on 01.04.2008 at 14:39

She sold out after her demos.

LMAO. Corprus.
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01.04.2008 - 18:44
Even the name of the album is so tr00 and kvlt...BLACKOUT..no lights, just darkness...Let Darkness Prevail m/ Hail Britney for sticking to her evil BM roots and coming out with yet another album which is a punch in the face of mainstream bands. A true daughter of Northern Darkness *head-bangs wildly to Ohh Ohh Baby*
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01.04.2008 - 19:17
Bas
Retired Staff
Elite
Written by Lily_Lazer on 01.04.2008 at 12:19

zomg zomg, she's my idol! Her natural insomniac corpsepaint is awesome!!! A shame she puts make up over it...


brilliant, i should have thought of something like that
Written by destroyah on 01.04.2008 at 14:12

That's why I like Britney, it's so unpopular among metalheads that it just might be the most fucking kvlt thing ever!

that's exactly the spirit
Written by Guest on 01.04.2008 at 16:30

What the hell Britney Spears has to do with metal and what the hell is pop black metal in my opinion her only connection to metal is if Dimmu Burger in a clip with Britney cut her head of and feed it to the wolfs.

chill dude, chill
Written by whitepawel on 01.04.2008 at 17:59

It's definitely industrial black metal. Btw, I've heard that Al Jourgensen will join her band after Ministry's split-up. Just can't wait to see her on Wacken!

in an interview she said there are too many pussies at wacken, she's only doing underground club tours
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01.04.2008 - 19:58
O Sinistron
Hopeless Sinner
Written by Guest on 01.04.2008 at 16:30

What the hell Britney Spears has to do with metal and what the hell is pop black metal in my opinion her only connection to metal is if Dimmu Burger in a clip with Britney cut her head of and feed it to the wolfs.


Spears are true! So are the Axes, the Hammers, the Morningstars, amongst other weaponry.
So Hail Britney Spears.
Infernal Hails!
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01.04.2008 - 20:37
BitterCOld
The Ancient One
Admin
i heard she's moving into more heathen/NSBM for her next album, and changing her stage name to Britney Gungnir - after the famed spear of the Allfather, Odin to reflect her new direction..
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01.04.2008 - 20:42
Shane
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This is class!
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01.04.2008 - 21:15
mara
Yea.. right .... britney spears
i hate 1. april
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01.04.2008 - 21:18
Dark Blood
The Avenger
Written by Bas on 01.04.2008 at 19:17

in an interview she said there are too many pussies at wacken, she's only doing underground club tours

LOL that cracks the hell out of me!
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01.04.2008 - 22:23
O Sinistron
Hopeless Sinner
Written by Slyfang on 01.04.2008 at 21:42

omfgZ you guys. i can't believe you listen to this evil faggothic music!! she's the advocate of satan.. and that's like.. *gasp* the DEVIL!! i hope you find jebus before it is too late. goD loves you and suggests that you listen to Stryper and ManowaR


lame...
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01.04.2008 - 22:28
Enissa
I HATE 1 APRIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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01.04.2008 - 22:32
Damnated
Churchburner
any ns lyrics? she said she will use some.
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Written by TheBigRossowski on 10.02.2009 at 16:01

if my wife and I can't conceive, I want a medical shipment of your sperm so our baby will be just like you.
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01.04.2008 - 22:34
Bas
Retired Staff
Elite
Written by Enissa on 01.04.2008 at 22:28

I HATE 1 APRIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and i happen to hate nightwish, makes us equal?
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01.04.2008 - 22:58
Kamilbolt
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Written by Bas on 01.04.2008 at 22:34

Written by Enissa on 01.04.2008 at 22:28

I HATE 1 APRIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and i happen to hate nightwish, makes us equal?

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01.04.2008 - 23:05
AnarChrist
WTF where's Vanilla Ice and David Hasselhoff's split 7" review???
the new britney just tries to be too much like Xasthur, but fails
lame
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02.04.2008 - 00:03
Ahto
Hail Satan and hail Britney Spears!!!

I think she is Satan's daughter!! I adore her!
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02.04.2008 - 00:05
LeoBozzano
I have this album. Just to call satan and curse that bitch forever!
Gotta call Shagrat to tell what he thinks about Britney.
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