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Posted by Yossarian, 11.12.2008 - 18:07
Hi metalstormers,

The title is clear. Please remember and reply with the weirdest or funniest metal band names that you have come accross during your life in the scene.
It is in fact almost impossible to name a metal band nowadays that is not being used already, above all, if you want to give it a metalrelated name involving words like Hell, Warrior, Doom, Death, Thrash, Black, Red, Heavy, Pink...SORRY slip of the tongue, Steel, Fire and the like.
Last time I was in a band we were thinking in having the most strange name as possible so as to attract attention and, at the same time, not to be sued by another band with already that name. We thought about choosing: "Where is Bin Laden?" and translated from Spanish: 600 mb of Porno or Anita's great belches -Anita is a friend of mine with body of a model, face of an angel, not metalhead but a bit posh... and that belches like a drunk truckdriver-. Whenever she belches, everybody looks at me or another boy in the group.

The weirdest names I have heard from established bands are "Cadáveres de Tortugas" that means "Turtle corpses" that it is really twisted and weird and the best one: "Bodies in the gears of the apparatus" Fuck, that's a name. Complex and re-twisted.

I remember as well a discussion with a friend of mine that liked that musical genre that was called "Noise" 10 years ago. There were very strange band names in that label. Once he was naming some of them and we were laughing, then he said something that I did not understood. I said: what? Vaginal stone? -In Spanish: piedra vaginal.
He said: NO, weird, you are twisted. That name makes nonsense. PERA, Pera vaginal! -IN English: Vaginal pear. The real name was even more strange that the one I understood.

Well. Please tell me the weirdest names you have come accross during your life and we will laugh or even fear the twisted minds of their members.
S.O.D. Stormtroopers of Death is one to fear.

Bye.
14.12.2008 - 22:07
Dane Train
Beers & Kilts
Elite
Written by Guest on 14.12.2008 at 21:25

I don't think there's a weirder band name than this one - UP-C DOWN-C LEFT-C RIGHT-C ABC + START - . It's a post rock band, decent band , but nothing extraordinary.



Oh wow! That is a cool name. At first I thought they'd be "Nintendocore" band.
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15.12.2008 - 00:12
thesabbathfan
Alabama Thunderpussy!


lol, it's like, Southern Metal
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15.12.2008 - 04:36
Kap'N Korrupt
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@thesabbathfan: Yeah, and pretty damn good southern metal at that...I guess the name means a whore from Alabama who gives a great lay...or a horrible one...
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15.12.2008 - 08:18
tulkas
el parcero
Written by Guest on 15.12.2008 at 04:36

@thesabbathfan: Yeah, and pretty damn good southern metal at that...I guess the name means a whore from Alabama who gives a great lay...or a horrible one...


that is a reasonable explanation of the name

also, like sme said !.T.O.O.H.! is also weird. i know it may sound childish but i just picture a train going toot-toot... hehe. btw, anyone knows what that name could probbally mean, well, the initials??
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15.12.2008 - 10:08
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Gothic Sex



it's kind of like... uhm...sex with a gothic feel to it?

@tulkas it's The Obliteration Of Humanity
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15.12.2008 - 16:06
Kap'N Korrupt
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Oh, well now that I know what !.T.O.O.H.! means I no longer thing that it's weird...
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15.12.2008 - 16:19
tulkas
el parcero
Written by Guest on 15.12.2008 at 16:06

Oh, well now that I know what !.T.O.O.H.! means I no longer thing that it's weird...


same here. although i don't see the relation between the initials and their meaning... anyway, i guess my toot-toot train sound interetation is also ruled out lol
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15.12.2008 - 16:20
tulkas
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Written by tulkas on 15.12.2008 at 16:19

Written by Guest on 15.12.2008 at 16:06

Oh, well now that I know what !.T.O.O.H.! means I no longer thing that it's weird...


same here. although i don't see the relation between the initials and their meaning... anyway, i guess my toot-toot train sound interetation is also ruled out lol


holy damn, i'm so stupid. i just saw it now, hahah
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15.12.2008 - 18:58
Yossarian
Hi,

lol for all names. Alabama Thunderpussy is great.

More names with the "A" that I find "weird" are:
A Life Once Lost,
AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED,
All Else Failed,
All that I Bleed,
Are you God?

And we all know the band, but don't you think that "After Forever" also is a strange name?. It cames from a song title nevertheless.
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16.12.2008 - 20:04
SlaytallicA
Lycanthropy
I'll go to the letter "B":

Bloody Diarrhoea
Backstabbing Bastard
Baboon Rising
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16.12.2008 - 23:21
ß
Problem?
One band that comes in mind is IWrestledABearOnce
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17.12.2008 - 10:40
atavism
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MAKE A CHANGE... KILL YOURSELF ..a BM band from denmark !
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17.12.2008 - 16:38
FOOCK Nam
Weird? No, very intense and profound name one IMO, of course for depressive black fans.
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17.12.2008 - 20:02
GT
Coffee!!
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Written by ß on 16.12.2008 at 23:21

One band that comes in mind is IWrestledABearOnce

I just stumpled upon that band the other day and totally lol'd. It's just great
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17.12.2008 - 20:52
Dane Train
Beers & Kilts
Elite
Written by Guest on 15.12.2008 at 16:06

Oh, well now that I know what !.T.O.O.H.! means I no longer thing that it's weird...


But remember that you are note supposed to say !T.O.O.H.! but shout the name.
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17.12.2008 - 21:25
Luciferion
One of the weirdest in my view is "Zombie Death Stench", its just sounds completely ridiculous. heh
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17.12.2008 - 21:56
Koen Smits
For me "Boomslang" sounds weird. In my language (dutch)"Boomslang" means "Treesnake".
Also you have a band called "Smegma"...
Vaginal Stabwound? Vomitous Rectum? Mangled Carpenter? or even SpermBloodShit?

No...my vote gos to "Parasite Hilton"
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17.12.2008 - 22:14
Abattoir
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Written by Koen Smits on 17.12.2008 at 21:56

No...my vote gos to "Parasite Hilton"


Never heard of this one It sounds very ridiculous
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17.12.2008 - 22:24
Koen Smits
Written by Abattoir on 17.12.2008 at 22:14

Written by Koen Smits on 17.12.2008 at 21:56

No...my vote gos to "Parasite Hilton"


Never heard of this one It sounds very ridiculous


Grindcore! My friend is a diehard Grind fanatic and I' ve got some stuff of him at my home.
I like some grindcore, but some of these bandnames, album covers and songtitles are really hilarious!
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17.12.2008 - 22:35
AiwiAstwihad
AiryanaKhvarenah
Written by Guest on 17.12.2008 at 10:40

MAKE A CHANGE... KILL YOURSELF ..a BM band from denmark !

What's weired about the name? It fits the genre SDBM, IMO.


But yeah, "Parasite Hilton" is truely ->
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17.12.2008 - 23:04
Arian Totalis
The Philosopher
"Horse The Band" Is a pretty Wierd name. lol
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18.12.2008 - 21:54
Bleak
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Symphony X is kindda Wierd dont you think???
but I like them any ways...
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21.12.2008 - 23:22
SlaytallicA
Lycanthropy
Another "nice" one - Vulvathrone!
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24.12.2008 - 09:53
Hellkommando
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza, and its hard to go past Goblin Cock.
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31.12.2008 - 17:07
Macedonia
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Aborted Jesus-Brutal Death Metal/Grindcore from USA

Godcock-Death Metal/Grindcore from Australia http://www.myspace.com/godcockporn (lock at their logo)

Goatpenis-Black Grind from Brasil
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31.12.2008 - 17:13
John Barleycorn
Minimalist
Bathtub Shitter sounds pretty good...
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01.01.2009 - 22:39
grey_gecko
"morbid anal fog"....seriously, its a bands name...supposedly the "The Most Famous True Black Metal Band Ever" or so they claim... check them out...they're hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qvsq6_8Hzo8
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01.01.2009 - 23:06
Øyvind
Grave Digger
Written by grey_gecko on 01.01.2009 at 22:39

"morbid anal fog"....seriously, its a bands name...supposedly the "The Most Famous True Black Metal Band Ever" or so they claim... check them out...they're hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qvsq6_8Hzo8


Oh yeah, Morbid Anal Fog, the song Nocturnal Bacon Throne is probably one of the most ridiculous metal videos I've ever seen, with the kids at the playground and the cross made out of bacon... You gotta love them

Now, on the topic, there's a horror-punk band called Frankenstein Drag Queens From Planet 13, fantastic stuff
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01.01.2009 - 23:55
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
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I will say Ufomammut and Electric Wizard...really crazy names but fits perfectly with the music [stoner/doom metal]
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02.01.2009 - 01:54
Elio
Red Nightmare
Written by X-Ray Rod on 01.01.2009 at 23:55

I will say Ufomammut and Electric Wizard...really crazy names but fits perfectly with the music [stoner/doom metal]

Two goddamn good bands btw. Ufomammut is an incrdibly overrated band from Italy!

To stay on Topic....Creamface
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