The weirdest band name.
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Posted by Yossarian, 11.12.2008 - 18:07
The title is clear. Please remember and reply with the weirdest or funniest metal band names that you have come accross during your life in the scene.
It is in fact almost impossible to name a metal band nowadays that is not being used already, above all, if you want to give it a metalrelated name involving words like Hell, Warrior, Doom, Death, Thrash, Black, Red, Heavy, Pink...SORRY slip of the tongue, Steel, Fire and the like.
Last time I was in a band we were thinking in having the most strange name as possible so as to attract attention and, at the same time, not to be sued by another band with already that name. We thought about choosing: "Where is Bin Laden?" and translated from Spanish: 600 mb of Porno or Anita's great belches -Anita is a friend of mine with body of a model, face of an angel, not metalhead but a bit posh... and that belches like a drunk truckdriver-. Whenever she belches, everybody looks at me or another boy in the group.
The weirdest names I have heard from established bands are "Cadáveres de Tortugas" that means "Turtle corpses" that it is really twisted and weird and the best one: "Bodies in the gears of the apparatus" Fuck, that's a name. Complex and re-twisted.
I remember as well a discussion with a friend of mine that liked that musical genre that was called "Noise" 10 years ago. There were very strange band names in that label. Once he was naming some of them and we were laughing, then he said something that I did not understood. I said: what? Vaginal stone? -In Spanish: piedra vaginal.
He said: NO, weird, you are twisted. That name makes nonsense. PERA, Pera vaginal! -IN English: Vaginal pear. The real name was even more strange that the one I understood.
Well. Please tell me the weirdest names you have come accross during your life and we will laugh or even fear the twisted minds of their members.
S.O.D. Stormtroopers of Death is one to fear.
Bye.
| Lucas Mr. Noise Elite Posts: 13427  |
Written by Elio on 02.01.2009 at 01:54 Overrated? I suppose you mean underrated or overlooked? 
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| X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff Posts: 18276  |
Written by Elio on 02.01.2009 at 01:54 Overrated? how? I don't really see a big acount of fans and I think they deserve some atention. They are underrated in my book.
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| Elio Red Nightmare Posts: 4920  |
Lucas and Mr. Doctor... I obviously meant underrated (damn, I was writing overrated again xD) but, it's late and I slept few, so you have to close an eye this time 
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| LeChron James Helvetesfossen Posts: 3561  |
Goblin Cock is up there. thats a pretty comical one.
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| ..ExoTeaR.. Posts: 358  |
Spunglobe or ExoTeaR is what my band narrowed down to << and then ExoTeaR was selected mainly cause i do most of the writing and concept with the lyrics and stuff The name was selected years after it was my gamer/online tag to just for the record
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| ForeverDarkWoods Posts: 1001  |
I've always thought Nekrogoblikon was a quite odd choice for a name. But then again it's a quite odd band overall. Then we almays have Sunn 0)) who named themselves after Sunn amps' logo, which can be read that way. !T.O.O.H.! is supposed to be an acronym for The Obliteration Of Humanity so it's not as weird as you might think.
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| Yossarian Posts: 354  |
Hi, You all have replied here with great posts. Thanks I have taken more names starting with "B", but they are mainly quite unknown bands... with great imagination: Baby Stab Horror Babygrinder Babylon Sad Backstabbing Bastard The Bad Luck 13 Riot Extravaganza Bag of Humans Ballistic Whiplash Barbarian Warriors in Search of Wisdom Baxaxa Baxaxaxa Benefactor Decease Bestial Blood Bambino Bestially Raped Till Dismembered Bicyklothorturerere Big Yellow Day The Bitch in the Van Biting Socks Black Arrows of Filth & Impurity Black Pharaoh & Providence Black Vein Prophecy Black Thoughts Bleeding Blackmarket Bodyparts Blameworthy Warlock Blasphemous Noise Torment Blood Spilt as Water Blood Sweat and No Tears Bloodcurdling Blandishments Bloodlined Calligraphy Blue Coconut Blue Skies Bring Tears The Bodybag Romance Bold Fat Missile Born Headless The Bottle Doom Lazy Band Bow at the Altar of the Riff Burning Love Letters
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| Ernis 狼獾 Posts: 6807  |
That's Nahui I guess.....that name's utterly striking....I really wonder if those Italians had some "kind Russian friend" who suggested them this name....
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| Metal_Militia Posts: 330  |
Acid Bath...What the fuck lol? Weird ass name, maybe im just a little bias as well because i think they suck lol.
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| IronBlackZepp Posts: 180  |
Nanowar of steel is a weird one if ya ask me. However the weirdest name for a band was my friends old band, They were called "The Radioactive Vaginas" If you can come up with a worse name then that you have problems.
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| Fubar Posts: 29  |
Written by ForeverDarkWoods on 17.01.2009 at 12:28 Nekrogoblikon is fucking awesome tho!
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| Doc G. Full Grown Hoser Staff Posts: 9718  |
Written by LeChron James on 10.01.2009 at 08:24 Goblin Cock was a really good ring to it, really rolls off the tongue. Rumpelstiltskin Grinder is a strange one, it doesn't sound too crazy, but try and think of how someone would come up with that name.
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| ForeverDarkWoods Posts: 1001 |
Written by Fubar on 24.02.2009 at 21:24 Didn't say they weren't. They got quite a strange (and maybe a little laughable) name is all.
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| Galar Wicked Mung Posts: 598  |
Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis for sure. Nekrogoblikon is a close 2nd.
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| Ragana Rawrcat Posts: 4919  |
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| Galar Wicked Mung Posts: 598 |
Written by Ragana on 28.02.2009 at 23:27 Wtf kinda of name is that? Im very perplexed.
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| Ragana Rawrcat Posts: 4919 |
Written by Guest on 28.02.2009 at 23:35 Aye. It actually took some time for me to write and remember it, but I love the ending -chchch. But it's interesting, nah?
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routa
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| ForeverDarkWoods Posts: 1001 |
Written by Galar on 28.02.2009 at 23:34 From MA: The band's name is taken from the last words of a man in the H.P. Lovecraft story "The Rats In The Walls". They appearently play drone/noise/ambient so I'm not surprised if they have all fucked up names and shit.
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| Ragana Rawrcat Posts: 4919 |
Written by ForeverDarkWoods on 01.03.2009 at 00:00 Meh, I thought about editing my post to write this, but you were quicker. Still, as I haven't read anything from H. P. Lovecraft, I can't get it - what does it mean. It's definitely not a regular word or name, that's all I know. I bet this is directly related with those rats.
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| ForeverDarkWoods Posts: 1001 |
Written by Ragana on 01.03.2009 at 00:12 I haven't read that particular one really. I don't know if it's Cthulhu-related. If it is, it's probably the name of some ancient ultra-god that's gonna destroy mankind in a great ocean of corrosive sludge or something. Otherwise, knowing Lovecraft, it could be absolutely anything.... I really like the Lovecraft stories though.
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| Lucas Mr. Noise Elite Posts: 13427 |
Written by Ragana on 01.03.2009 at 00:12 I have read that story, but there is not much info given on the 'meaning' of these words. They were the last 'words' of "Delapore" or "De La Poer", the main character of the story (first name is not given), who goes completely insane at the end of the story.
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| ForeverDarkWoods Posts: 1001 |
Written by Guest on 01.03.2009 at 00:34 Well I have a book where it's included so I should probably read it sometime. It's just like everything else I should do but I'm not doing... 
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| Ragana Rawrcat Posts: 4919 |
Oh, that will do. I guess I will have to find this story and read it on my own. EDIT: Damnit, you, little spammers! ...three posts while I was writing this one, lol.
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| Lucas Mr. Noise Elite Posts: 13427 |
Written by Guest on 01.03.2009 at 00:34 It's not related to the Chtulhu mythos, although there is a wall with paintings on it (or something like that), which supposedly looks like one of the gods (?) in the Chtulhu mythos. Haven't read the Chtulhu stories (yet), so I can't tell exactly. But as far as I know, there really is no meaning to these words. I'm more curious to the meaning of the latin (?), real (?) he speaks before the gibberish. Magna Mater and some other stuff.
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| Ragana Rawrcat Posts: 4919 |
Written by Lucas on 01.03.2009 at 00:38 Definitely Latin, at least that Magna Mater. But I'm sure you knew that.
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