Written by Boxcar Willy on 10.03.2012 at 23:43

I've always wanted a twin!

If you get to be the evil one, sure... we kinda exchange roles but I'm mostly the good one and it sometimes sucks but I adore my sister... I don't know what would I do without her.

Hell, she's one of the rare reasons I don't only review prog and melodeath and occasional branching out into gothic... through her music, I'm still in constant contact with the power metal scene, and although I wish she'd just sometimes turn those Elvenkings and Dreamtales off, all that listening to both good and bad power has made me into a very competent power metal reviewer

I'm proud of being an only child and highly respect my parents for making that decision. I hate fucking snobs who say being an only child is a social disability. Only children über alles. There's no real difference between only children and children with siblings. Hell, since you get more attention from your parents, you excel academically, which is good, right? Obeying to the educational system and being a nice high grade-earning sheep kid is what everyone should be proud of.

Also I'm a fucking pseudointellectual asshole who likes to use big words to scare off his peers. How's that, child with siblings?

Okay, that felt good.

Written by vezzy on 10.03.2012 at 23:50

There's no real difference between only children and children with siblings. Hell, since you get more attention from your parents, you excel academically, which is good, right? Obeying to the educational system and being a nice high grade-earning sheep kid is what everyone should be proud of.

I'm not saying being an only child is a social handicap or some other shit, but it's obvious that there is a big difference between only children and ones with siblings. The differences are so many that I don't even know where to start.

Written by Valentin B on 11.03.2012 at 00:00

I'm not saying being an only child is a social handicap or some other shit, but it's obvious that there is a big difference between only children and ones with siblings. The differences are so many that I don't even know where to start.

Not much, actually. You'd expect them to be more spoiled and introverted, but children with siblings are most certainly not exempt from this. Being introverted is practically human nature. Now, as for narcissism and egotism, there are a lot of variables.

Written by Valentin B on 10.03.2012 at 22:49

Written by Ikuinen on 10.03.2012 at 14:54

I'm a gun owner.....people are always surprised when I say that

in Denmark I think you gotta agree it's very unusual to own a gun seeing as it's one of the world's safest and most non-hunting nations. I wouldn't be surprised to find out there are police officers in some small towns who don't even carry guns with them.

Hunting is quite popular here....But not if you live in Copenhagen...people think it's mean to the animals...yet they still go to the supermarket and buy meat...

Written by Ikuinen on 11.03.2012 at 03:13

Hunting is quite popular here....But not if you live in Copenhagen...people think it's mean to the animals...yet they still go to the supermarket and buy meat...

Because they probably eat "organic meat"... sausages that grow out of the earth. It was in a spoof about an actress who goes to the store, buys some sausages and then at home sticks them into the ground and says "I always grow my own sausages because I support the use of organic meat!"...

Written by Milena on 10.03.2012 at 23:06
my sister is in fact my twin We weren't born from one egg cell like those look-alike twins.

In Churchill style:
Never was my excitement so high and then my dissapointment so low in so short time.

Written by X-Ray Rod on 11.03.2012 at 23:42
Never was my excitement so high and then my dissapointment so low in so short time.

Doesn't matter, still fapped.

Written by Troy Killjoy on 11.03.2012 at 23:44

Written by X-Ray Rod on 11.03.2012 at 23:42
Never was my excitement so high and then my dissapointment so low in so short time.

Doesn't matter, still fapped.

Pffff... like if it didn't stop me either. It did took extra amount of time to get done though.

Written by X-Ray Rod on 11.03.2012 at 23:45
It did took extra amount of time to get done though.

Round 3 for me.

Written by Troy Killjoy on 11.03.2012 at 23:46

Round 3 for me.

Should I ask about round 1 and 2?

Written by Milena on 11.03.2012 at 23:58
Should I ask about round 1 and 2?

They were glorious.

PS your sister lol'd at my comments on Facebook. That's practically like having sex.

Written by Troy Killjoy on 11.03.2012 at 23:59

PS your sister lol'd at my comments on Facebook. That's practically like having sex.

So what is my best friend in a comment above you "I now realize how much of a legend this dude is" then? a lot of sex?

Written by Milena on 12.03.2012 at 00:02
So what is my best friend in a comment above you "I now realize how much of a legend this dude is" then? a lot of sex?

At least several fetish handjobs.

Also, people would be surprised to know that I enjoy fetish sex. (For the sake of on-topic.)

Written by Troy Killjoy on 12.03.2012 at 00:03

Also, people would be surprised to know that I enjoy fetish sex. (For the sake of on-topic.)

Those of you who don't know you like we (staff/elite) do... or those who haven't seen your tumblr, they might be surprised but otherwise... not really.

Written by Troy Killjoy on 12.03.2012 at 00:03

Also, people would be surprised to know that I enjoy fetish sex. (For the sake of on-topic.)

I've seen your tumblr, so I wouldn't be

That's the only reason why I don't follow you on tumblr btw, sharing rooms and all. The only person who I haven't unfollowed yet who posts porn and BDSM images is a very good friend of mine, but luckily, the gifs and similar stuff she sometimes posts don't make up for a big part of my dash, so I can quickly scroll past and hope my mother didn't choose to enter the room and that precise moment

Written by Troy Killjoy on 12.03.2012 at 00:03

At least several fetish handjobs.

Are those, like, handjobs performed with latex gloves on?

Fine. Nobody's surprised Troy likes weird sex. No big deal.

APPARENTLY I'M JUST SUPER PREDICTABLE. Which is a surprise to me. So. Still relevant to the thread.

Written by vezzy on 12.03.2012 at 00:12
Are those, like, handjobs performed with latex gloves on?

CBT tugjobs and double-ruined orgasm.

Written by Troy Killjoy on 12.03.2012 at 00:14

Written by vezzy on 12.03.2012 at 00:12
Are those, like, handjobs performed with latex gloves on?

CBT tugjobs and double-ruined orgasm.

what is tugjobs and what kind of weird sex. share whit us :p

Written by Bad English on 12.03.2012 at 01:54
what is tugjobs and what kind of weird sex. share whit us :p

A tugjob is basically a "harsh handjob", one that involves slapping, pinching, squeezing, biting, and even punching - this can be aimed at the cock or balls, and sometimes both. Tugjobs differ from handjobs also in that the tugjob continues post-orgasm, sometimes even bringing the "victim" to climax again - usually a two-handed handjob as well.

As for the weird sex... if you really wanted me to get into that, you'd have to quote me in the sex thread because at this point it's just getting off-topic.

Hint: It involves coprophagia and copious amounts of zentai.

Most people would be surprised to know that I would never do anal. I just don't see the appeal in sticking my dick in shit.

Written by whatsacow on 12.03.2012 at 10:50

Most people would be surprised to know that I would never do anal. I just don't see the appeal in sticking my dick in shit.

Why would people be surprised? I think it's completely normal not to see the appeal in entering her bowels from the rear end.

Written by Ikuinen on 11.03.2012 at 03:13

Hunting is quite popular here....But not if you live in Copenhagen...people think it's mean to the animals...yet they still go to the supermarket and buy meat...

Imo that's hypocritical not in the sense of "omg, save the animals", but in the sense that it causes a lot less suffering for the animal to roam free most of its life and then suffer about 20 minutes or so of getting shot and bleeding to death or whatever, than living its whole life in a tiny cage being subjected to the horrific treatments we all know go on in meat farms.

I know meat consumption would not be sustainable in that case but the guys on the Faroe Islands do have a point with all their whale-hunting.

Written by whatsacow on 12.03.2012 at 10:50

Most people would be surprised to know that I would never do anal. I just don't see the appeal in sticking my dick in shit.

same here

You guys don't like anal? Man, it's so much different than vaginal sex. And you can do oral, too. Neither of my ex-girlfriends would admit it in public, but they loved it when I went down on them from behind.

Probably the quickest orgasm I've ever been a part of.

Written by Troy Killjoy on 13.03.2012 at 00:33

You guys don't like anal? Man, it's so much different than vaginal sex. And you can do oral, too. Neither of my ex-girlfriends would admit it in public, but they loved it when I went down on them from behind.

Probably the quickest orgasm I've ever been a part of.

HA! Woman are nice packages filled to the brim with nasty secrets.

Written by -DC-002- on 13.03.2012 at 00:41
...nasty secrets.

Which is why, of the few active female users we have posting in the forums, none of them are seen sharing anything here.

O.o