Dante's Inferno Test
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Posted by Eight, 28.02.2007 - 12:29
Ive been sent to 5th level:
The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
Poll
Alright sinners, what level of hell have you earned?
Level 6 - The City of Dis
58
Level 5
27
Level 1 - Limbo
16
Level 7
9
Level 8- the Malebolge
9
Level 2
6
Level 9 - Cocytus
6
Level 4
2
Level 3
1
Total votes: 134
Destryphior |
28.02.2007 - 21:46
This seems to not be dependent on ones music taste. My non-metalist friend did the test and got to 8th level. Seems that most young people are living quite sinfully these days. Wonder what the Pope would say if he saw the results.
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Warman Erotic Stains |
28.02.2007 - 21:57
Fifth level for me too: Fifth Level of Hell -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
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Ernotar Cookie Mistress |
28.02.2007 - 22:27 Written by Little Death on 28.02.2007 at 21:15 Nah, I wasn't cheating, but I'm not so sure about you... If you hadn't changed some answers, you'd probably be in the 9th level...
---- You'll never walk alone.
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Sunioj |
28.02.2007 - 22:39 Written by Destryphior on 28.02.2007 at 21:46 Buahaha, he would probably send out Opus Dei to kick our asses!
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darksun |
28.02.2007 - 22:54
I reached the 8th level.I guess my place is already ready in hell.
---- Dark is the sunlight,we cast the life together Dark is the sunlight or I'm blind forever..
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APOHAKC The Bard |
28.02.2007 - 22:56 Written by darksun on 28.02.2007 at 22:54 Don't worry friend, you want be alone there
---- They say that we are gone but I can't let you down The heathen faith will rise again we won't fail now I know we cannot die forever is our time Give my people back to me free from Christianity!!!!
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darksun |
28.02.2007 - 23:01 Written by APOHAKC on 28.02.2007 at 22:56 Heheh great dude and then there will be so much noise or distortion voice in hell.
---- Dark is the sunlight,we cast the life together Dark is the sunlight or I'm blind forever..
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Skald Account deleted |
01.03.2007 - 00:22 Skald
Account deleted Written by Remus on 28.02.2007 at 21:091) Yes, masturbation is a sin. You're supposed to maintain purity, avoid lust and sexual immorality. You're only allowed to perform sexual activities inside your marriage. 2) According to Christian ideology greed is a bad thing, yes.
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UnholyMenace Psycho |
01.03.2007 - 00:50 Written by [user id=1868] on 01.03.2007 at 00:22I cant see how it is greed if someone has a better life than some other people have. If you have worked for it almost all of your life and the money is a result of hard and legal work, then how is it greed If I want to spend the money on some beautiful and expensive things. Anyway I got the 6th level.
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heresiarch Forever Dead |
01.03.2007 - 01:48 Written by heresiarch on 28.02.2007 at 21:00 Purgatory - Repenting Believers Very low Level 1 Limbo - Virtuous Believer Very low Level 2 --- Lustful Extreme Level 3 --- Gluttonuous High Level 4 --- Prodigal and Avaricious Extreme Level 5 --- Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme Level 6 the city of Dis --- Heretics Extreme Level 7 --- Violent Extreme Level 8 --- Fraudulent,Malicious,Panderous Extreme Level 9 the Cocytus --- Treacherous Extreme
---- Heaven queen , carry me away from all pain No reason to live for One reason to die for ... To live for my death ...
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APOHAKC The Bard |
01.03.2007 - 02:44
Another extreme violent person
---- They say that we are gone but I can't let you down The heathen faith will rise again we won't fail now I know we cannot die forever is our time Give my people back to me free from Christianity!!!!
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Bitch Boy |
01.03.2007 - 04:59
Level 8 Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer. Level Who are sent there? Score Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low Level 2 Lustful Extreme Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low Level 7 Violent Very High Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High
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Skald Account deleted |
01.03.2007 - 07:28 Skald
Account deleted Written by UnholyMenace on 01.03.2007 at 00:50Yes, I suppose someone might be unable to see how it's greed if he isn't aware of what the word means. If you're a hard warker, well good for you. But if you're into the expensive stuff, you are hoarding money, which could otherwise be used to feed those who didn't have same opportunities as you did. You yourself don't need anything besides food, shelter and possibly some good job-related equipment to live. It won't screw up your life if you'll buy less expensive car and send the saved money to charity of some sorts.
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Arian Totalis The Philosopher |
02.03.2007 - 03:14
I made it to the third level, appearently I'm a glutton!
---- "For the Coward there is no Life For the hero there is No Death" -Kakita Toshimoko "The Philosopher, you know so much about nothing at all." _Chuck Schuldiner.
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ilicit Fallitur Visio |
02.03.2007 - 14:23
Fuck! I didnt vote corectly :| I voted 1 instead of 2 which is the right lvl I got. Can some admin fix that ? Well as I said I reach level 2.. here's what they say about what I deserve: "You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate."
---- <JustinSane> shall we play the /quit game? <skoo> /quit * JustinSane has quit IRC (Signed off) <skoo> owned * JustinSane has joined the # <JustinSane> i cannot believe i just did that
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Avenant Profane Seraph |
02.03.2007 - 21:06
sixth level...done the test quite a few times (you know, try for a cooler result) but I don't lie (some answers in tests never please me though) and I always got Sixth so that's where I belong! ...funny...my freind who's English got 1st level, myself and my friend from Bulgeria (we're both from eastern Europe) got 6th, and 2 of my friends from Taiwan got 8th...maybe it's just a coincidence, but maybe the more you travel east, the worse it gets...the japanese are fucked
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+{Jonas}+ I R Serious Cat |
04.03.2007 - 05:26
"Second Level of Hell You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate." Now I saw some foolish questions, I mean, the aswers were obvious, IMO: - Have you had sex or do you plan to have sex before marriage? Of course I have, like pretty much every person of my age in this planet - Do you use God's name in vain (ex. "God damn it," "Oh my God")? Every goddamn day - Do you enjoy violent movies and video games? Do you breath air? Of course I do!
---- "Nobody wants to be the weird kid, you just end up being the weird kid. You don't know how you ended up getting there" - Rob Zombie http://jonas-bs.deviantart.com My dA, mainly photography, go check it out!
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Eternal Flames |
04.03.2007 - 08:16
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
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Xtreme Jax Psycroptipath |
04.03.2007 - 15:44
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis The comment on it is posted above me...
---- Hellcunt Smurf
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Ernis 狼獾 |
04.03.2007 - 22:24
Why isn't the fucking Purgatory listed in the poll? Now I had to pick Limbo.....
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Himann Orm KrigGud |
04.03.2007 - 23:11
Level 7 for me heh!! At least there are few who are in level 8 so Im not the worst here hehe!! No idea how screwed up you have to be to get to Level 9 though heh..!! Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
---- To be Draped by the Shadow of your Morbid Palace. Ohh, Hate Living...The only heat is warm blood So Pure... So Cold Transilvanian Hunger
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Eight Shapeshifter |
04.03.2007 - 23:20 Written by Ernis on 04.03.2007 at 22:24 Becouse there weren't enough slots.. If you gained Purgatory you can just sat in BIG time so averyone can see it.
---- Book: "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." Mal: "No, they don't. Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged."
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Insineratehymn Account deleted |
04.03.2007 - 23:41 Insineratehymn
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It appears I will end up in Limbo. Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
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wrathchild Staff |
04.03.2007 - 23:58 Written by ilicit on 02.03.2007 at 14:23 No sorry, that's not possible. Even if it was, I don't think we'd bother changing it anyway : As for me, the test said I should... find a girlfriend! Actually, I guess they're right... Though I could care less about the blabbering telling me that in the end, I'll only get "limbs of women".
---- La belleza no reside en lo que puedas crear, sino en lo que eres capaz de transmitir Beauty resides not in what you're able to create, but in what you're able to communicate Txus, Mägo De Oz
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ilicit Fallitur Visio |
05.03.2007 - 00:32 Written by wrathchild on 04.03.2007 at 23:58 Lol ok then, it's not a big deal anyway.
---- <JustinSane> shall we play the /quit game? <skoo> /quit * JustinSane has quit IRC (Signed off) <skoo> owned * JustinSane has joined the # <JustinSane> i cannot believe i just did that
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BloodTears ANA-thema Elite |
05.03.2007 - 18:07
ok 7th level here lol Violent it is!
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Eight Shapeshifter |
05.03.2007 - 18:12
Darn, still no one with 9th level.. -__- Anyways aren't Limbo this?
---- Book: "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." Mal: "No, they don't. Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged."
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Bararey Winter is Coming Elite |
05.03.2007 - 20:32
Mine did say to "Find a Girlfriend" !! I'm like no thank you! So the majority of MSers are in levels 5 - 7,,,
---- "Rhaegar fought valiantly, Rhaegar fought nobly, Rhaegar fought honorably. And Rhaegar died." Ser Jorah Mormont
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Metal_Messias Account deleted |
05.03.2007 - 21:31 Metal_Messias
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Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis! I'm a heretic and that is obvius! Just look to the bands that I listen... hehehe!
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