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Posted by BreadGod on 11.07.2011 at 23:26
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This is a game that's as old as the internet. It quite simple: the first poster writes the first five words of the story, then the next poster writes the next five words, then the next poster writes the next five words, and so on and so on. Really, this is a chance for the Metal Storm community to display their creativity in a funny way. I'll get us started.
In the enchanted lands of
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Valentin B Iconoclast
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Age: 23 From: Romania
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02.03.2012 at 16:40
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Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!
But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while
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This is my band, Romanian Heavy.
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Cynic Metalhead Atrocious Virgin
Posts: 2638
Age: 23 From: UK
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02.03.2012 at 17:16
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Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!
But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box
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snake? snaaaake!
Posts: 1123 From: UK
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02.03.2012 at 23:11
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Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!
But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet,
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They call me Ronaldo. Because when I hit the town, I score every night.
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Void Eater Crunkcore Fan
Posts: 2223
Age: 18 From: USA
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03.03.2012 at 04:45
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Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!
But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in
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BoxCar Willy Clam Slammer
Posts: 5950
Age: 16 From: Canada
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04.03.2012 at 01:30
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Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!
But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in which case stick your
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New Ep out now!
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3rdWorld
Posts: 361 From: India
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12.03.2012 at 16:45
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Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!
But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in which case stick your dead ex-girlfriend's rotten silicone implants
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BoxCar Willy Clam Slammer
Posts: 5950
Age: 16 From: Canada
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12.03.2012 at 17:03
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Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!
But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in which case stick your dead ex-girlfriend's rotten silicone implants back in the closet, then
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Check out my Post-Black metal band out here.
New Ep out now!
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3rdWorld
Posts: 361 From: India
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12.03.2012 at 17:13
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Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!
But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in which case stick your dead ex-girlfriend's rotten silicone implants back in the closet, then puncture her ballpark with fasteners
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Parasomnia
Posts: 50
Age: 19 From: USA
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12.03.2012 at 18:23
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Written by 3rdWorld on 12.03.2012 at 17:13
Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!
But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in which case stick your dead ex-girlfriend's rotten silicone implants back in the closet, then puncture her ballpark with fasteners and destroy her suspender straps.
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3rdWorld
Posts: 361 From: India
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12.03.2012 at 18:39
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Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!
But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in which case stick your dead ex-girlfriend's rotten silicone implants back in the closet, then puncture her ballpark with fasteners and destroy her suspender straps. Chew hard her derriere hashbrowns
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scapeplan Mouthcrab
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Age: 13 From: USA
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12.03.2012 at 19:31
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Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!
But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in which case stick your dead ex-girlfriend's rotten silicone implants back in the closet, then puncture her ballpark with fasteners and destroy her suspender straps. Chew hard her derriere hashbrowns to find the answer within
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"Without judgement, perception would increase a million times."~Chuck Schuldiner
Less coherent than Anal Cunt.
Eric Brecht once liked my Facebook comment. Therefore, by the translative comment, Chuck Schuldiner like my comment.
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3rdWorld
Posts: 361 From: India
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12.03.2012 at 19:45
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Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!
But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in which case stick your dead ex-girlfriend's rotten silicone implants back in the closet, then puncture her ballpark with fasteners and destroy her suspender straps. Chew hard her derriere hashbrowns to find the answer within.
Asstronauts with queef filled airtanks
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Cynic Metalhead Atrocious Virgin
Posts: 2638
Age: 23 From: UK
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12.03.2012 at 19:49
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Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!
But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in which case stick your dead ex-girlfriend's rotten silicone implants back in the closet, then puncture her ballpark with fasteners and destroy her suspender straps. Chew hard her derriere hashbrowns to find the answer within.
Asstronauts with queef filled airtanks burst platonic pee in spacesuit
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BoxCar Willy Clam Slammer
Posts: 5950
Age: 16 From: Canada
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13.03.2012 at 04:16
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This is dumb now.
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New Ep out now!
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3rdWorld
Posts: 361 From: India
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13.03.2012 at 05:08
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Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!
But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in which case stick your dead ex-girlfriend's rotten silicone implants back in the closet, then puncture her ballpark with fasteners and destroy her suspender straps. Chew hard her derriere hashbrowns to find the answer within.
Asstronauts with queef filled airtanks burst platonic pee in spacesuit, as their shuttle's buckethead pilots
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vezzy il kil u gooby
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Age: 15 From: Bulgaria
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13.03.2012 at 23:16
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Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!
But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in which case stick your dead ex-girlfriend's rotten silicone implants back in the closet, then puncture her ballpark with fasteners and destroy her suspender straps. Chew hard her derriere hashbrowns to find the answer within.
Asstronauts with queef filled airtanks burst platonic pee in spacesuit, as their shuttle's buckethead pilots rage over Mass Effect 3's ending
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Written by Guest on 29.01.2011 at 02:14 Somehow I is get feeling that my grammars is sucked at the moment, it's late here. Let this be a homage to Bad English, who started this topic.
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3rdWorld
Posts: 361 From: India
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17.03.2012 at 18:47
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Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!
But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in which case stick your dead ex-girlfriend's rotten silicone implants back in the closet, then puncture her ballpark with fasteners and destroy her suspender straps. Chew hard her derriere hashbrowns to find the answer within.
Asstronauts with queef filled airtanks burst platonic pee in spacesuit, as their shuttle's buckethead pilots rage over Mass Effect 3's ending. Contorted unlife-like forms of intelligence
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Cynic Metalhead Atrocious Virgin
Posts: 2638
Age: 23 From: UK
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25.03.2012 at 16:23
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IIIWorldFuckface-That's a six words Moron. Follow the Rule.
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