Five Word Story



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Posted by , 11.07.2011 - 23:26
This is a game that's as old as the internet. It quite simple: the first poster writes the first five words of the story, then the next poster writes the next five words, then the next poster writes the next five words, and so on and so on. Really, this is a chance for the Metal Storm community to display their creativity in a funny way. I'll get us started.

In the enchanted lands of
02.03.2012 - 23:11
snake? snaaaake!
Account deleted
Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!

But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet,
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03.03.2012 - 04:45
Void Eater
Crunkcore Fan
Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!

But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in
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04.03.2012 - 01:30
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!

But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in which case stick your
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forever bummed out
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12.03.2012 - 16:45
3rdWorld
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Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!

But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in which case stick your dead ex-girlfriend's rotten silicone implants
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12.03.2012 - 17:03
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!

But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in which case stick your dead ex-girlfriend's rotten silicone implants back in the closet, then
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forever bummed out
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12.03.2012 - 17:13
3rdWorld
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Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!

But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in which case stick your dead ex-girlfriend's rotten silicone implants back in the closet, then puncture her ballpark with fasteners
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12.03.2012 - 18:23
Parasomnia
Written by 3rdWorld on 12.03.2012 at 17:13

Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!

But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in which case stick your dead ex-girlfriend's rotten silicone implants back in the closet, then puncture her ballpark with fasteners and destroy her suspender straps.
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12.03.2012 - 18:39
3rdWorld
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Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!

But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in which case stick your dead ex-girlfriend's rotten silicone implants back in the closet, then puncture her ballpark with fasteners and destroy her suspender straps. Chew hard her derriere hashbrowns
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12.03.2012 - 19:31
scapeplan
Mouthcrab
Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!

But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in which case stick your dead ex-girlfriend's rotten silicone implants back in the closet, then puncture her ballpark with fasteners and destroy her suspender straps. Chew hard her derriere hashbrowns to find the answer within
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12.03.2012 - 19:45
3rdWorld
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Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!

But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in which case stick your dead ex-girlfriend's rotten silicone implants back in the closet, then puncture her ballpark with fasteners and destroy her suspender straps. Chew hard her derriere hashbrowns to find the answer within.

Asstronauts with queef filled airtanks
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12.03.2012 - 19:49
Cynic Metalhead
Atrocious Virgin
Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!

But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in which case stick your dead ex-girlfriend's rotten silicone implants back in the closet, then puncture her ballpark with fasteners and destroy her suspender straps. Chew hard her derriere hashbrowns to find the answer within.

Asstronauts with queef filled airtanks burst platonic pee in spacesuit
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13.03.2012 - 04:16
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
This is dumb now.
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forever bummed out
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13.03.2012 - 05:08
3rdWorld
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Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!

But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in which case stick your dead ex-girlfriend's rotten silicone implants back in the closet, then puncture her ballpark with fasteners and destroy her suspender straps. Chew hard her derriere hashbrowns to find the answer within.

Asstronauts with queef filled airtanks burst platonic pee in spacesuit, as their shuttle's buckethead pilots
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13.03.2012 - 23:16
vezzy
Stallmanite
Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!

But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in which case stick your dead ex-girlfriend's rotten silicone implants back in the closet, then puncture her ballpark with fasteners and destroy her suspender straps. Chew hard her derriere hashbrowns to find the answer within.

Asstronauts with queef filled airtanks burst platonic pee in spacesuit, as their shuttle's buckethead pilots rage over Mass Effect 3's ending
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17.03.2012 - 18:47
3rdWorld
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Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!

But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in which case stick your dead ex-girlfriend's rotten silicone implants back in the closet, then puncture her ballpark with fasteners and destroy her suspender straps. Chew hard her derriere hashbrowns to find the answer within.

Asstronauts with queef filled airtanks burst platonic pee in spacesuit, as their shuttle's buckethead pilots rage over Mass Effect 3's ending. Contorted unlife-like forms of intelligence
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25.03.2012 - 16:23
Cynic Metalhead
Atrocious Virgin
IIIWorldFuckface-That's a six words Moron. Follow the Rule.
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