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Posted by Troy Killjoy on 27.08.2014 at 19:27
Written by Bad English on 27.08.2014 at 19:23
you're dadatebase chef :p so BTW who will read it?
I write one concert review look at my stats ....and I am not a retard, I will give to prof read to some of my friends 1th ...

I proofread guest reviews when I have spare time, and some concert reviews. I try to avoid articles because most of the time it's a novel of poor grammar and spelling mistakes, but I did spend some serious time on an article by Cynic Metalhead today.

I never called you a retard, yet I constantly read posts where you go on the defensive about it. I know your typing is purposely bad because you speak English well and you know how to spell, contrary to what you have many believing. The fact that you choose to piss around with a novelty account, accumulating almost 40,000 near-incoherent posts, is enough for me to completely overlook any articles you might ever submit. It has nothing to do with your intelligence.



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Mary N.
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  09.12.2014 at 21:49
Written by no one on 09.12.2014 at 19:42

Don't know if the garlic had anything to do with it, and it's probably too late, but you could always try.....unless your a vampire

I'll try it though I know the taste will kill me. Thanks for the tip. what does it have to do with being a vampire ?
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no one

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  09.12.2014 at 23:06
Don't you know vampires hate garlic, it kills them
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Mary N.
Evil Butterfly

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  09.12.2014 at 23:11
Well no, how should I know what kills vampires I have never been a vampire.
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no one

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Age: 31
From: New Zealand

  10.12.2014 at 01:12
Written by Mary N. on 09.12.2014 at 23:11

Well no, how should I know what kills vampires I have never been a vampire.

You have never had to fight one off? Garlic doesn't seem to apply for new age vampires anyway,
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Karlabos
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Age: 26
From: Brazil

  10.12.2014 at 01:25
Written by no one on 10.12.2014 at 01:12

You have never had to fight one off? Garlic doesn't seem to apply for new age vampires anyway,

But then again new age vampires are romantic and not dangerous anyway, so you don't need to fight at all
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no one

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Age: 31
From: New Zealand

  10.12.2014 at 01:38
Written by Karlabos on 10.12.2014 at 01:25

Written by no one on 10.12.2014 at 01:12

You have never had to fight one off? Garlic doesn't seem to apply for new age vampires anyway,

But then again new age vampires are romantic and not dangerous anyway, so you don't need to fight at all

This is true
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Bad English
nobody

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Age: 29
From: Sweden

  10.12.2014 at 13:22
All good things come to an end... even Sons of Anarchy
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Stormtroopers of Death - ''Speak English or Die''

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Bad English
nobody

Posts: 38727

Age: 29
From: Sweden

  10.12.2014 at 15:26
Ho many of you still use land line phones?
I do, well I have mobile as we, I pay 100 krones in my saldo or what it calls, well I paid last year in november, I have 59 left I maybe call to ppl once per 2 months, I answer , but if there are missing call, I write in FB or mail, or wait until they call me back.
I net is for free, and it is more value as mobile

so less as I non swede spend for mobile bill, 200 per months, I 100 per year hahghahha

I have landline as well, shit 200 sek rent its expensive


And what is your fav paying method, card or cash?
ine is 100% cash, I take all incomes from bank and take cash whit me, (of course bills and such stuff I do pay via net) but rest is cash
Cash you can not trace, you can gave shity job, but if you spend maybe 1-2 000 krones pe rmonth extra as forgery nobody ever will find you, beer, hockey uch small things, of corse if you buy new car... but smart ass always will live low
But I hate cary cads, bus cards is pain in the ass, my keys, beer opener and money are in my pockets, I don't use wollet as well, nd I hate bank cards, cash only
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no one

Posts: 2501

Age: 31
From: New Zealand

  10.12.2014 at 19:26
I still have a landline because a few mobile company's don't have reception where i live.

i use a card and have a wallet like normal people
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Bad English
nobody

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Age: 29
From: Sweden

  10.12.2014 at 19:45
Written by no one on 10.12.2014 at 19:26

I still have a landline because a few mobile company's don't have reception where i live.

i use a card and have a wallet like normal people


I see, well I like landline, its some way great and still is from old days even modern conation
I hate mobile, it makes like you have no freedom, I hardly use it as well

I have a cards as well, but I don't like and I never ever have own a wallet , I keep keys and money in my jeans pockets, rest is in my bag or house,
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Stormtroopers of Death - ''Speak English or Die''

I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing
Mary N.
Evil Butterfly

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  11.12.2014 at 08:08
I thought vampires are fictional.
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no one

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Age: 31
From: New Zealand

  11.12.2014 at 08:31
Written by Mary N. on 11.12.2014 at 08:08

I thought vampires are fictional.

that's a bit racist against vampires isn't it?
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Mary N.
Evil Butterfly

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  11.12.2014 at 08:32
Written by no one on 11.12.2014 at 08:31

that's a bit racist against vampires isn't it?

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ANGEL REAPER

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Age: 23
From: Serbia

  11.12.2014 at 18:22
"hey guys do you remember times when vampires used to suck blood instead of cocks?!"
-Abraham Lincoln,internet, 1994
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"Build your walls of the dead stone...Build your roofs of a dead wood..Build your dreams of a dead thoughts"
Bad English
nobody

Posts: 38727

Age: 29
From: Sweden

  11.12.2014 at 21:18
Written by ANGEL REAPER on 11.12.2014 at 18:22

"hey guys do you remember times when vampires used to suck blood instead of cocks?!"
-Abraham Lincoln,internet, 1994


actually is aw one porn movie where they did suck dicks ...female vampires
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BestMetalstormer

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Age: 27
From: Vietnam

  11.12.2014 at 22:33
Ouch it's awe full, I just googled vampire porn,..you guys interested or pro that stuff,.. .? Weird thing, I don't consider it as sex..mmm
Bad English
nobody

Posts: 38727

Age: 29
From: Sweden

  11.12.2014 at 22:35
Written by BestMetalstormer on 11.12.2014 at 22:33

Ouch it's awe full, I just googled vampire porn,..you guys interested or pro that stuff,.. .? Weird thing, I don't consider it as sex..mmm


da fak man it was ordinary porn I saw about vampires as role, like we have about Cesar napoleon, cops, nurses stc
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Stormtroopers of Death - ''Speak English or Die''

I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing
Bad English
nobody

Posts: 38727

Age: 29
From: Sweden

  11.12.2014 at 23:01
Gemma knows every truth behind every lie, inside every secret. She's the gatekeeper
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Stormtroopers of Death - ''Speak English or Die''

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deadone
Mainstream Poser

Posts: 4592
From: Australia

  12.12.2014 at 01:50
I don't have a landline. We had one up to recently but cancelled it cause we didn't use it.

I would throw my mobile phone off a bridge if my wife didn't insist I have one and a couple of buddies used email regularly.
BestMetalstormer

Posts: 3371

Age: 27
From: Vietnam

  12.12.2014 at 12:29
Written by Bad English on 11.12.2014 at 22:35

Written by BestMetalstormer on 11.12.2014 at 22:33

Ouch it's awe full, I just googled vampire porn,..you guys interested or pro that stuff,.. .? Weird thing, I don't consider it as sex..mmm


da fak man it was ordinary porn I saw about vampires as role, like we have about Cesar napoleon, cops, nurses stc

What is the name of the movie you guys are have the quote words from ? Edgar try google "vampire porn" go to images function part,.. All sex with blood I can't stand...though some movie like Interview With Vampire by Alyssa Milano is good for me, vampire stuff too, I can go vampire porn too I guess but without blood..
no one

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Age: 31
From: New Zealand

  12.12.2014 at 19:34
Wonder what zombie porns like
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Bad English
nobody

Posts: 38727

Age: 29
From: Sweden

  12.12.2014 at 19:58
I am not interested in even to know how does vampire porn looks like
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Stormtroopers of Death - ''Speak English or Die''

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BestMetalstormer

Posts: 3371

Age: 27
From: Vietnam

  13.12.2014 at 00:45
Written by Bad English on 12.12.2014 at 19:58

I am not interested in even to know how does vampire porn looks like

Yes but I saw you speak female vampire sucks dick so I thought you saw it in the porn you said. above.. Maybe I get it wrong, anyway..
BestMetalstormer

Posts: 3371

Age: 27
From: Vietnam

  13.12.2014 at 00:48
Written by no one on 12.12.2014 at 19:34

Wonder what zombie porns like

Better than corpse porn xD, so how recently your beads been, increase/decrease or stay sane ?
Karlabos
<insert title>

Posts: 1827

Age: 26
From: Brazil

  13.12.2014 at 01:38
Written by no one on 12.12.2014 at 19:34

Wonder what zombie porns like

It actually exists. google "porn of the dead" =P
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ANGEL REAPER

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Age: 23
From: Serbia

  13.12.2014 at 03:54
Written by no one on 12.12.2014 at 19:34

Wonder what zombie porns like

Maybe like this?
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no one

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Age: 31
From: New Zealand

  13.12.2014 at 06:13
^ .....na i don't really wonder, i don't even want to google it, i'm still to disturbed from the porn i watched the other day.....this chicks arshole fell out, and these other chicks were sucking on it.......i thought it was a weird looking dildo, i wasn't really concentrating something was on tv, then when i realized i snapped that shit off.....i still feel ill when i think about it
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Karlabos
<insert title>

Posts: 1827

Age: 26
From: Brazil

  13.12.2014 at 21:19
Written by no one on 13.12.2014 at 06:13

^ .....na i don't really wonder, i don't even want to google it, i'm still to disturbed from the porn i watched the other day.....this chicks arshole fell out, and these other chicks were sucking on it.......i thought it was a weird looking dildo, i wasn't really concentrating something was on tv, then when i realized i snapped that shit off.....i still feel ill when i think about it

You mean like rectal prolapse?
It's actually a "normal" thing for pornstars. I don't know how healthy that is for the stars though =P
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no one

Posts: 2501

Age: 31
From: New Zealand

  13.12.2014 at 21:50
Written by Karlabos on 13.12.2014 at 21:19


You mean like rectal prolapse?
It's actually a "normal" thing for pornstars. I don't know how healthy that is for the stars though =P


it's not the norm in the porn i watch, and anal is usually a part of the porn i watch
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Bad English
nobody

Posts: 38727

Age: 29
From: Sweden

  13.12.2014 at 22:29
Written by no one on 13.12.2014 at 21:50

Written by Karlabos on 13.12.2014 at 21:19


You mean like rectal prolapse?
It's actually a "normal" thing for pornstars. I don't know how healthy that is for the stars though =P


it's not the norm in the porn i watch, and anal is usually a part of the porn i watch


does your wife knows that you watch the porn?
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