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Posted by M C Vice on 31.08.2014 at 06:18
Written by Karlabos on 29.08.2014 at 18:08

Written by ANGEL REAPER on 29.08.2014 at 18:02

EDIT: it would make one helluva april fools prank i think...

Yes! As an april fools instead of adding imaginary bands the staff totally should add existing ones like Limp Bizkit and Linkin Park

Or just add Limp Bizkit for real. (Hey, it's worth a try)



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M C Vice
Ex-polydactyl

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  17.12.2014 at 05:21
So, if Phil Hughes got his funeral broadcast on 4 tv channels + radio, what will the guy who got killed yesterday trying to wrestle the gun of the gunman so the other hostages could escape, what will he get?
Oh, and apparently Iran had been trying to extradite the gunman for years, but the government wouldn't hand him over.
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deadone
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  17.12.2014 at 05:40
Written by M C Vice on 17.12.2014 at 05:21

Oh, and apparently Iran had been trying to extradite the gunman for years, but the government wouldn't hand him over.


They did a lot of that in Britain and elsewhere in Europe whereby they gave radical terrorist linked mullahs political refuge cause we didn't get along with the local dictatorship that incidentally were generally better than Islamic State or Taliban or Saudi Arabia.

These guys then set up shop in West and started spewing hate and helped recruit new jihadis for the cause.

It's ok - we were providing air support to jihadis in Libya (which was better under Gaddafhi than under current failed state), provided assistance to Islamist rebels in Syria coz Assad is evil. Obama wanted to provide air support for them too. Until it bit us in the arse and our jihadis went nuts in Iraq.

Iran/Syria/Egypt/Iraq/Libya is evil so we don't give them our terrorists unless we're sending them to wage war on governments who are generally not composed of religious nutbags.
deadone
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  17.12.2014 at 07:13
It crept into my head after listening to Hypocrisy's version of Too Drunk To Fuck. This song is the musical equivalent of heroin in terms of addictiveness.

no one

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From: New Zealand

  17.12.2014 at 07:25
I'd rather drink than fuck anyway.....this song used to amp me up when drinking

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deadone
Mainstream Poser

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From: Australia

  18.12.2014 at 00:54
Written by no one on 17.12.2014 at 07:25

I'd rather drink than fuck anyway.....this song used to amp me up when drinking





Wow that's a great song. Thanks for sharing.

Personally I'd rather drink a little and then fuck.
no one

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Age: 31
From: New Zealand

  18.12.2014 at 20:09
Two work shouts last night......stupid drunk people talking crap, glad that's over, now i just have to listen to drunk family members talking crap for xmas, then i'm done.
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BestMetalstormer

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Age: 27
From: Vietnam

  18.12.2014 at 23:40
Coming Xmas: nothing current fun for me. Family conflict down flood.

Good thing: I found news Australia open more for immigrants for the chance of job study abroad, like apprentice, certificate, diploma. It seems I will emigrate in Australia. I actually still don't know much of Oz, cuz I've seen not much Oz movie, cinematic.. I've seen some but not many enough. Oz seems open alots for immigrants even more than Canada, where those 2 are lacking workforce. I guess Oz is expanding the influence over the area of Asia where now main world scandal is the sea and China, where usa move the interests in.

I've seen Wrathchild old member just posted. So MS is 14 years, will be 15 upcoming.
Ilham
attention whore*

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From: Morocco

  19.12.2014 at 01:33
Written by deadone on 19.12.2014 at 01:21


Well he does have a balanced diet, engages in rigorous exercise*, and uses a variety of skin care products ala deep poor cleanser lotion, water activated gel cleanser, honey almond body scrub etc etc.
*I suspect most of the females here would like to engage in rigorous exercise with Mr Bale.


Well at least I can confirm your suspicions when it comes to my personal case. I have regular exercise with Mister Bale and it makes my celibacy easier.
deadone
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  19.12.2014 at 03:10
Written by Ilham on 19.12.2014 at 01:33

Well at least I can confirm your suspicions when it comes to my personal case. I have regular exercise with Mister Bale and it makes my celibacy easier.


Dang girl. Karlabos and Metalstormer are going to pass out when they read this!


I take it Mr Bale is completely oblivious to this exercise?
no one

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  19.12.2014 at 08:47
She's just riling up her creep fan club
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Ilham
attention whore*

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Age: 25
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  19.12.2014 at 12:25
Written by no one on 19.12.2014 at 08:47

She's just riling up her creep fan club

I wouldn't want to make your wife jealous.








....*rimshot*
Ilham
attention whore*

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From: Morocco

  20.12.2014 at 01:51
Written by !J.O.O.E.! on 20.12.2014 at 01:36

Aye, that we would.

[David Jason stuff]

Inspector Frost high as fuck pretending he's young and shit.
Mattybu
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From: Canada

  20.12.2014 at 04:54
Today's story: The Future of Cinema

The year is 2017, and a new movie is on the horizon - Man In Room. It features a stagnant 1 hr 20 min shot of a man sitting on a chair in a room, wearing grey, unprovocative clothing. There is nothing in the room, aside from a grey carpet on the ground. The man does nothing that could be perceived as offensive throughout the movie, simply sitting in place for it's entire duration.

However, a feminist hacker group cites the absence of women in the film as "grossly offensive" and "another form of oppression at the hands of the patriarchy", and threatens to capture 100 children and put them in a woodchipper if the movie is released. Subsequently, the movie is never released to theaters.

The End
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no one

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  20.12.2014 at 05:21
Written by Ilham on 20.12.2014 at 01:51

Written by !J.O.O.E.! on 20.12.2014 at 01:36

Aye, that we would.

[David Jason stuff]

Inspector Frost high as fuck pretending he's young and shit.

is that random post dragged from another thread?
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no one

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From: New Zealand

  20.12.2014 at 05:23
Written by Mattybu on 20.12.2014 at 04:54

Today's story: The Future of Cinema

The year is 2017, and a new movie is on the horizon - Man In Room. It features a stagnant 1 hr 20 min shot of a man sitting on a chair in a room, wearing grey, unprovocative clothing. There is nothing in the room, aside from a grey carpet on the ground. The man does nothing that could be perceived as offensive throughout the movie, simply sitting in place for it's entire duration.

However, a feminist hacker group cites the absence of women in the film as "grossly offensive" and "another form of oppression at the hands of the patriarchy", and threatens to capture 100 children and put them in a woodchipper if the movie is released. Subsequently, the movie is never released to theaters.

The End


cool story
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Ilham
attention whore*

Posts: 3754

Age: 25
From: Morocco

  20.12.2014 at 11:23
Written by no one on 20.12.2014 at 05:21

is that random post dragged from another thread?

It's just to confuse you .
Ilham
attention whore*

Posts: 3754

Age: 25
From: Morocco

  21.12.2014 at 02:19
Written by !J.O.O.E.! on 21.12.2014 at 01:34

I loved that Krokodil cover so I want Ilham to show me more




Pretty sure it's the same artist. It's actually almost the same kinda music and from the UK as well. Maybe you know them already. Hang The Bastard.
M C Vice
Ex-polydactyl

Posts: 1932

Age: 28
From: Australia

  21.12.2014 at 03:03
Written by Mattybu on 20.12.2014 at 04:54

Today's story: The Future of Cinema

The year is 2017, and a new movie is on the horizon - Man In Room. It features a stagnant 1 hr 20 min shot of a man sitting on a chair in a room, wearing grey, unprovocative clothing. There is nothing in the room, aside from a grey carpet on the ground. The man does nothing that could be perceived as offensive throughout the movie, simply sitting in place for it's entire duration.

However, a feminist hacker group cites the absence of women in the film as "grossly offensive" and "another form of oppression at the hands of the patriarchy", and threatens to capture 100 children and put them in a woodchipper if the movie is released. Subsequently, the movie is never released to theaters.

The End

What about the lack of ethnic, religious and sexuality diversity in that film?
Sounds less boring than the 1st and 3rd Lord OF The Rings films, anyway.
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!J.O.O.E.!
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  21.12.2014 at 03:04
I feel like a puppet right now...

That's pretty nice though. Quite unusual.
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Mattybu
BAKING SODA

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From: Canada

  21.12.2014 at 05:06
Written by M C Vice on 21.12.2014 at 03:03

What about the lack of ethnic, religious and sexuality diversity in that film?
Sounds less boring than the 1st and 3rd Lord OF The Rings films, anyway.




And hey... LOTR 3 wasn't that bad... :'( Not pants-droppingly good either, but you know.
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Mattybu
BAKING SODA

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From: Canada

  21.12.2014 at 05:08
Also: best video ever!

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no one

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  21.12.2014 at 07:36
Written by Mattybu on 21.12.2014 at 05:08

Also: best video ever!




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M C Vice
Ex-polydactyl

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Age: 28
From: Australia

  21.12.2014 at 08:22
Written by Mattybu on 21.12.2014 at 05:08

Also: best video ever!


Performance art?
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no one

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From: New Zealand

  21.12.2014 at 08:36
Yeah he's gone all arty on us with his creative visions and art performance viewing, actually i think i saw him in the audience, he was the one with glasses that don't actually have any lenses

Here's an exquisite piece of art

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Mary N.
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  21.12.2014 at 10:16
the video left me like this :
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Ilham
attention whore*

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Age: 25
From: Morocco

  21.12.2014 at 11:45
Written by !J.O.O.E.! on 21.12.2014 at 03:04

I feel like a puppet right now...

It's the forum taking revenge on you after years of genre-bickering. Can you feel it pulling the strings?

Why are you hitting yourself Joe? Huh? Stop hitting yourself.

M C Vice
Ex-polydactyl

Posts: 1932

Age: 28
From: Australia

  21.12.2014 at 13:06
Written by Mary N. on 21.12.2014 at 10:16

the video left me like this :

I skipped through it cause I thought it was going to be 7 minutes of someone trying to open a tin.
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  21.12.2014 at 13:48
Written by M C Vice on 21.12.2014 at 13:06

I skipped through it cause I thought it was going to be 7 minutes of someone trying to open a tin.

Watch it ! I urge you.
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Mattybu
BAKING SODA

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From: Canada

  21.12.2014 at 17:08
Written by no one on 21.12.2014 at 08:36

Yeah he's gone all arty on us with his creative visions and art performance viewing, actually i think i saw him in the audience, he was the one with glasses that don't actually have any lenses


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Mattybu
BAKING SODA

Posts: 2417
From: Canada

  21.12.2014 at 17:12
Written by M C Vice on 21.12.2014 at 13:06

Written by Mary N. on 21.12.2014 at 10:16

the video left me like this :

I skipped through it cause I thought it was going to be 7 minutes of someone trying to open a tin.


The girl struggling to open the can was an artistic statement about how the hipster youth of society are too incompetent to handle even the most ordinary daily tasks. If you didn't watch the rest though you probably wouldn't get why I posted that video...
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