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Posted by Ilham on 20.11.2014 at 19:57
Written by !J.O.O.E.! on 20.11.2014 at 19:53

What's even worse is that nearly said Korean Dumpling when correcting myself. I'm clearly racist.

Sensitivity training for you. You must have a British equivalent for that. You'll learn that Asian people don't have slanted eyes because they eat too much rice.



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ANGEL REAPER

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  20.02.2015 at 22:54
Written by Mercyful_Kate on 20.02.2015 at 21:51

Written by ANGEL REAPER on 20.02.2015 at 20:00


yup i was calculating and if i can keep up with freelance projects and get this job i could earn up to $1000 a month which is like 2 times the average pay here.

That's great...now save your money like you're planning for a disaster. You'll be happy with yourself.

but i already live like Spartan..any more money saving and people will start to call me cheap bastard
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  21.02.2015 at 05:35
Written by Mercyful_Kate on 20.02.2015 at 19:29

Written by deadone on 20.02.2015 at 03:24

For those not in the know dropbears are really nasty critters that look like koalas but are absolutely murderous carnivores:




Do Australians sleep with one eye open?

We just make sure we always have a piece of Uluru with us. It wards away drop bears. Uluru was much bigger before this was discovered.
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no one

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  21.02.2015 at 07:50
Written by Bad English on 20.02.2015 at 13:24



how can you be together, its not judging, not insulting you but , isn't it hard, since you listen music and have 5k posts here
you're alone when listen metal? what is he doing, where is she at that time?


he lives a secret life his family doesn't know about, they think he has no interest in music
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Mercyful_Kate

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  21.02.2015 at 19:19
I've compiled a list of the best ways to be kicked out of a bar on a Friday night based on numerous interactions with patrons last night:

1. Using your whole body weight, slam yourself into the draught beer taps so that, just short of actually breaking the entire draught beer system, you release all of the taps simultaneously thus wasting a full three pints of beer. That will impress your friends so much that when you collapse in a snow bank after being ejected from the building, one of your friends will actually whip out his genitals and pee on you. (Yes. This totally happened).

2. Call a female customer a cunt for turning down your advances.
2a. Subsequently call the bartender a bitch because she scolded you for calling the customer a cunt.

3. Make a lot of sexual advances towards the bartender. Order a drink and simulate cunnilingus on the straw, then refuse to pay for the drink. When the bartender demands payment, spill the drink and demand another one.

4. Try to sell cocaine to the bartender.


That's all for now! Hope this helps!
no one

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  21.02.2015 at 21:33
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ANGEL REAPER

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  22.02.2015 at 11:25
So its official now im disgusted by Android devices . I just spent 3 whole days developing camera software for it and it's still buggy as hell.
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deadone
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  22.02.2015 at 13:24
Written by Bad English on 20.02.2015 at 13:24



how can you be together, its not judging, not insulting you but , isn't it hard, since you listen music and have 5k posts here
you're alone when listen metal? what is he doing, where is she at that time?



More to life and common interests than music.
Bad English
Masterchief

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  22.02.2015 at 13:26
Written by deadone on 22.02.2015 at 13:24

Written by Bad English on 20.02.2015 at 13:24



how can you be together, its not judging, not insulting you but , isn't it hard, since you listen music and have 5k posts here
you're alone when listen metal? what is he doing, where is she at that time?



More to life and common interests than music.


music is my life
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  22.02.2015 at 13:27
Written by M C Vice on 21.02.2015 at 05:35


We just make sure we always have a piece of Uluru with us. It wards away drop bears. Uluru was much bigger before this was discovered.



It helped when the government dug it out for that secret military base and then sold the pieces to raise revenue for the Sydney Opera House.
no one

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  22.02.2015 at 20:05
Written by Bad English on 22.02.2015 at 13:26



music is my life

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Bad English
Masterchief

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  22.02.2015 at 20:16
Written by no one on 22.02.2015 at 20:05

Written by Bad English on 22.02.2015 at 13:26



music is my life




yes it is
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Life is to short for LOVE, there is many great things to do online !!!

Stormtroopers of Death - ''Speak English or Die''

I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing
Mercyful_Kate

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  22.02.2015 at 20:25
Written by deadone on 22.02.2015 at 13:24

Written by Bad English on 20.02.2015 at 13:24



how can you be together, its not judging, not insulting you but , isn't it hard, since you listen music and have 5k posts here
you're alone when listen metal? what is he doing, where is she at that time?



More to life and common interests than music.


Oh my god, so true. Also, in good balanced relationships, each person has interests that they don't share with their partners. Just because two people are in a loving relationship doesn't mean they have to do everything together or assume one or the other's identity.
Bad English
Masterchief

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  22.02.2015 at 21:04
Written by Mercyful_Kate on 22.02.2015 at 20:25

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Oh my god, so true. Also, in good balanced relationships, each person has interests that they don't share with their partners. Just because two people are in a loving relationship doesn't mean they have to do everything together or assume one or the other's identity.


yes but I am laying metal load 90% when I am at home, movies, food, shouwer, rest I listen it
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deadone
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  22.02.2015 at 23:46
Written by Mercyful_Kate on 22.02.2015 at 20:25

Oh my god, so true. Also, in good balanced relationships, each person has interests that they don't share with their partners. Just because two people are in a loving relationship doesn't mean they have to do everything together or assume one or the other's identity.



In fact I think it helps keep one more happy and sane to have some things of their own.
no one

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  23.02.2015 at 00:35
Well i guess if you lived like a 16 year old all your life ya might have more time for it
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Bad English
Masterchief

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  23.02.2015 at 00:56
Written by deadone on 22.02.2015 at 23:46

Written by Mercyful_Kate on 22.02.2015 at 20:25

Oh my god, so true. Also, in good balanced relationships, each person has interests that they don't share with their partners. Just because two people are in a loving relationship doesn't mean they have to do everything together or assume one or the other's identity.



In fact I think it helps keep one more happy and sane to have some things of their own.


agree, that's why I like be somewhere whit me alone,
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Stormtroopers of Death - ''Speak English or Die''

I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing
deadone
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  23.02.2015 at 01:34
Written by Bad English on 23.02.2015 at 00:56


agree, that's why I like be somewhere whit me alone,


I'm not talking about being alone, I'm talking about having some separate interests from your partner.

But some people do prefer to be alone and that's fine.
Bad English
Masterchief

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  23.02.2015 at 01:58
Written by deadone on 23.02.2015 at 01:34

Written by Bad English on 23.02.2015 at 00:56


agree, that's why I like be somewhere whit me alone,


I'm not talking about being alone, I'm talking about having some separate interests from your partner.

But some people do prefer to be alone and that's fine.


its hard to combine because I basically breath metal
look at my post number, com points
I like MS and MA so cant find much time for others
I have half hard drive saved to do . as films, music and reading stuff
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Life is to short for LOVE, there is many great things to do online !!!

Stormtroopers of Death - ''Speak English or Die''

I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing
M C Vice
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  23.02.2015 at 02:27
Written by Mercyful_Kate on 21.02.2015 at 19:19


4. Try to sell cocaine to the bartender.


The Gold Coast Titans go to your bar?
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no one

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  23.02.2015 at 02:31
Written by Bad English on 23.02.2015 at 01:58



its hard to combine because I basically breath metal
look at my post number, com points
I like MS and MA so cant find much time for others
I have half hard drive saved to do . as films, music and reading stuff

Maybe you need a job
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Bad English
Masterchief

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  23.02.2015 at 02:40
Written by no one on 23.02.2015 at 02:31

Written by Bad English on 23.02.2015 at 01:58



its hard to combine because I basically breath metal
look at my post number, com points
I like MS and MA so cant find much time for others
I have half hard drive saved to do . as films, music and reading stuff

Maybe you need a job


I have a job, but I am searchibg better , and it wont solve a prob, free time be ms duty
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Stormtroopers of Death - ''Speak English or Die''

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M C Vice
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Age: 28
From: Australia

  23.02.2015 at 02:46
Written by deadone on 22.02.2015 at 13:27

Written by M C Vice on 21.02.2015 at 05:35


We just make sure we always have a piece of Uluru with us. It wards away drop bears. Uluru was much bigger before this was discovered.



It helped when the government dug it out for that secret military base and then sold the pieces to raise revenue for the Sydney Opera House.

That would be the same secret military base that you keep denying to Bad English that you work from?
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  23.02.2015 at 02:49
Written by M C Vice on 23.02.2015 at 02:46


That would be the same secret military base that you keep denying to Bad English that you work from?



Exactly. He can't know we're monitoring him cause he is the chosen one, the manchild who will lead humanity out of the darkness and into the light.

At some stage we're gonna have to take him out, so the great Illuminati can continue to bring order.
no one

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  23.02.2015 at 04:37
Wish i could listen to metal all day playing on the computer and have no time for anything else
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deadone
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  23.02.2015 at 06:15
Written by no one on 23.02.2015 at 04:37

Wish i could listen to metal all day playing on the computer and have no time for anything else



I wouldn't want to do that even if I didn't have to work. I'd be doing a lot of stuff I don't have time for these days - travel, reading, going to movies and theatre, painting miniature soldiers and hanging out in cafes watching the world go by. After all I barely post here on weekends!
no one

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  23.02.2015 at 06:26
Well yea, it would get boring. It would be pretty selfish anyway
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M C Vice
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  23.02.2015 at 08:36
Written by no one on 23.02.2015 at 04:37

Wish i could listen to metal all day playing on the computer and have no time for anything else

That's what I'm doing today. I guess that's the upside to being sick.
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no one

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  23.02.2015 at 10:29
Written by M C Vice on 23.02.2015 at 08:36

Written by no one on 23.02.2015 at 04:37

Wish i could listen to metal all day playing on the computer and have no time for anything else

That's what I'm doing today. I guess that's the upside to being sick.

Yeah when i broke my foot "metal was my life". Was fun at for a while.
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Masterchief

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  23.02.2015 at 11:53
Written by no one on 23.02.2015 at 04:37

Wish i could listen to metal all day playing on the computer and have no time for anything else


I make sacrificies
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Mercyful_Kate

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  23.02.2015 at 21:10
Written by deadone on 23.02.2015 at 06:15

Written by no one on 23.02.2015 at 04:37

Wish i could listen to metal all day playing on the computer and have no time for anything else



I wouldn't want to do that even if I didn't have to work. I'd be doing a lot of stuff I don't have time for these days - travel, reading, going to movies and theatre, painting miniature soldiers and hanging out in cafes watching the world go by. After all I barely post here on weekends!


Yeah, metal is great and all, but it's nice to go out and do things with other human beings.

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